lol people who think demar derozan is a top player

please give this code to my good friend RktKING

when your pedantry knows no bounds

Take it from me, it's a lot more fun to be condescending when you actually have even the slightest idea what you're talking about

ive been trying to play more demo in pugs so people will UNDERSTAND that I am GOOD at this GAME pls respect

time to present my "fastfreak and muddyfudger are basically the same person" argument:

1. both degenerates (one is a furry one is a brony)

2. both think they're really fucking good for some reason

3. both attempted to change their username to avoid poor life choices (take it from me, changing ur terrible username you made at age 11 is lame)

4. le b4nny sub xd

5. both spend the majority of each b4nny stream shit talking one another and oblivious to the irony

6. both will see this and get extremely offended that I compared them to the other guy

they are the yin and yang of tf2

on maps not called cp_sunshine :[ ]

can't get exposed for bad rocket jumps if u play demo :D

so as I've said in the past, I'm pretty selective with what teams I join, but am not exactly such a sought-after commodity that such an attitude always pays off. I've accepted as a possibility that I will sit a lot of seasons out rather than play with a team that I don't think is right for me, and that's fine. with that in mind, I'm tentatively looking for a team for next season, primarily as demo.

when I tell people that I still think my potential best class is demo, they ask me why I keep playing pocket every season. the honest answer to that question is that I just seem to get a lot more pocket offers. I don't know if it's because most good teams already have their demo going forward, or whether people prefer my style of ultra maincalling from the pocket position, but for whatever reason I haven't gotten very many demo offers at all recently.

I'd try pocket and even roamer on the right team, but I really do feel like my dm is stronger on demo, at least at my best.

hit me up if interested: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mustardoverlord

p.s. I fully understand my style of hella comms/micromanaging isn't for everybody, but I do think it works with players who are down for grinding and improving.

p.p.s. I won highlander

that's weird, I was told that these problems didn't exist until I joined and everything was going just peachy...

anyways n3 is being a tad harsh but the overall sentiment is mostly true, the people on this squad have a lot of potential and are already good front-runners due to their extremely good dm but need to work on mentality and not getting angry or defeatist in tough situations

if they improve at those things then they could play at a low-mid invite level with time, but it's a big if

p.s. I want to add that none of this really applies to unskilled who was a very level-headed guy who actually does work a great deal on improving his gamesense and timing

real talk I love u bro run away with me

ill fold you in half you twink

THE CHAMP HAS RETURNED

forfeit win round 1, massive roster issues round 2

the universe is making sure I don't kill another division with a playoff win

im not necessarily in favor of permanently banning everyone but this analogy is super tortured

a more accurate one would be shoplifting and being banned for life from the store you stole from