ALRIGHT here are my super late semi-cheating win totals (which I definitely did not add up to make sure it comes out to .500 or anything):
Golden State- 60-22
Houston- 57-25
Utah- 54-28
New Orleans- 49-33
OKC- 48-34
Denver- 48-34
LAL- 47-35
Portland- 44-38
LAC- 42-40
San Antonio- 41-41
Minnesota- 40-42
Dallas- 35-47
Memphis- 32-50
Phoenix- 29-53
Sacramento- 22-60
Boston- 59-23
Toronto- 58-24
Milwaukee- 53-29
Philadelphia- 52-30
Indiana- 48-34
Washington- 45-37
Miami- 43-39
Charlotte- 39-43
Detroit- 37-45
Brooklyn- 35-47
Cleveland- 33-49
Chicago- 31-51
Orlando- 30-52
New York- 26-56
Atlanta- 23-59
Minnesota is by far the hardest (that and Miami if they're the Butler destination, I suppose)
when I revisit this list in an hour or two I'm sure I'll disagree with like all of it