it's impossible to do dmg when cookiejake is your medic, he's just too good, he does all the damage himself

I won't rank my own teammates of course, but if I did our two scouts would be right next to each other in the rankings

http://logs.tf/1218424?highlight=76561198013620065

literally impossible to tell them apart, they're so evenly matched

he was my 11th place

poor split, that's like the story of his life

<3 u buddy

the scout list was basically impossible btw cuz the logs were a mess

originally I had yimi at 3rd cuz I was anecdotally impressed by him and then like 5 people yelled on me on steam about it, then I moved him down and more people yelled at me, etc.

the scout list is really like

1. pie_hero
2. skag
3-10. a bunch of dudes

so keep that in mind

im sorry homies usually im mister confident but blues is cyberbullying me so I changed my scout list around

st1rring the pot is fun so I did a ranking 4 this season

medics:
1. peyote
2. ictus
3. cookie "team carry" jake
4. sash
5. tooth

demos:
1. rikachu
2. odb
3. kuestif
4. mae
5. kvn

pockets:
1. sureshot
2. trip
3. ranga
4. phelon
5. ktb/shiki

roamers:
1. fragg
2. liko
3. sneaky
4. photon
5. they're basically all the same after this

scouts:
1. pie hero
2. skag
3. saam
4. blues
5. micah
6. ex
7. yimi
8. dflame
9. ringo
10. tatuwah
(is tri actually playing? idk he might be on here then)

not including my team, as per usual

there seems to be a lot less of a correlation between scouts and how good a team is this season, whereas last season it was like everything

EDIT: I ALREADY FLIP FLOPPED AND CHANGED SHIT AROUND HEH

DOUBLE EDIT: SCOUT LIST 2HARD

pretend it's

1. pie hero
2. skag
3-10. others

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVgSYtkWUAEHgrF.mp4

DJ buttfarts1: we should rub our tips together
MAD LUXor: lmao
MAD LUXor: i just want a star im at 200 posts almost
MAD LUXor: FUCK
DJ buttfarts1: posting mustard memes = easy road to max stars

ALL PART OF THE PLAN

I've already admitted that you were, in fact, the team carry

dude I had to make a team with wrech bear air AND connor just to achieve the same tier of memeage as any team with a cookiejake on it

not to mention the brazilian u have lurking in the wings

it aint easy chad bundy

I realize that my picture was poorly made and that I look like a fool

because

it was

a

wait for it

COMMUNITY CLOWN COLLAGE

the thing about making dumb predictions is that this game isn't big enough for anyone to actually be held accountable when time proves them to be laughably wrong

in commemoration of that fact I have made a collage of some of the least accurate predictions made last season:
http://i.imgur.com/xv1RU1e.png

omitted: xan's articles and the constant bitching by exultance because both of them would take up too much space, especially the latter

enjoy!

hes the team carry tho

just like how everyone was sure last season that pizzagon was the best team, and that train was just a shitty open scout who didn't deserve mention next to real powerhouses like sal and dflame...

if I were to, at the moment, try to rank 7 of the 8 teams I mentioned (minus us) from what I've seen so far, it would look something like

1. Not Fast Food
2. a very merry toothmas
3. dog1
4. frickin awesome gamers
5. Young Hunters SocialClub (-1 place for the name)
6. Weiner Bros
7. flipper skippers

or so