im sorry homies usually im mister confident but blues is cyberbullying me so I changed my scout list around

st1rring the pot is fun so I did a ranking 4 this season

medics:
1. peyote
2. ictus
3. cookie "team carry" jake
4. sash
5. tooth

demos:
1. rikachu
2. odb
3. kuestif
4. mae
5. kvn

pockets:
1. sureshot
2. trip
3. ranga
4. phelon
5. ktb/shiki

roamers:
1. fragg
2. liko
3. sneaky
4. photon
5. they're basically all the same after this

scouts:
1. pie hero
2. skag
3. saam
4. blues
5. micah
6. ex
7. yimi
8. dflame
9. ringo
10. tatuwah
(is tri actually playing? idk he might be on here then)

not including my team, as per usual

there seems to be a lot less of a correlation between scouts and how good a team is this season, whereas last season it was like everything

EDIT: I ALREADY FLIP FLOPPED AND CHANGED SHIT AROUND HEH

DOUBLE EDIT: SCOUT LIST 2HARD

pretend it's

1. pie hero
2. skag
3-10. others

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVgSYtkWUAEHgrF.mp4

DJ buttfarts1: we should rub our tips together
MAD LUXor: lmao
MAD LUXor: i just want a star im at 200 posts almost
MAD LUXor: FUCK
DJ buttfarts1: posting mustard memes = easy road to max stars

ALL PART OF THE PLAN

I've already admitted that you were, in fact, the team carry

dude I had to make a team with wrech bear air AND connor just to achieve the same tier of memeage as any team with a cookiejake on it

not to mention the brazilian u have lurking in the wings

it aint easy chad bundy

I realize that my picture was poorly made and that I look like a fool

because

it was

a

wait for it

COMMUNITY CLOWN COLLAGE

the thing about making dumb predictions is that this game isn't big enough for anyone to actually be held accountable when time proves them to be laughably wrong

in commemoration of that fact I have made a collage of some of the least accurate predictions made last season:
http://i.imgur.com/xv1RU1e.png

omitted: xan's articles and the constant bitching by exultance because both of them would take up too much space, especially the latter

enjoy!

hes the team carry tho

just like how everyone was sure last season that pizzagon was the best team, and that train was just a shitty open scout who didn't deserve mention next to real powerhouses like sal and dflame...

if I were to, at the moment, try to rank 7 of the 8 teams I mentioned (minus us) from what I've seen so far, it would look something like

1. Not Fast Food
2. a very merry toothmas
3. dog1
4. frickin awesome gamers
5. Young Hunters SocialClub (-1 place for the name)
6. Weiner Bros
7. flipper skippers

or so

the 8 playoff teams, this season (barring teams dying), will be, in no order:

mad lux
pie hero's team
ictus' team
cookiejake's team
trip's team
tatuwah's team
us
weiner bros

chris bosh is probably the most underrated future hall of famer of the 21st century

you must hate defense

my fav team of recent years are the spurs, my fav all time team are the bad boys-era pistons

fav player is tough because the best to watch tend to be the best players (curry, westbrook, lebron, durant, leonard for defense, draymond green for playmaking, anthony davis for being a freak) but then I have my standard underrated hipster choices as well as players whose games I just enjoy a lot, which include:

the utah jazz frontcourt trio
boogie cousins
kyle lowry
chris bosh
john wall
kemba walker
damian lillard (except for his defense lol)
karl-anthony towns and kristaps porzingis
the spurs big 3 of old
lamarcus aldridge
paul millsap
andre drummond
isaiah thomas
jae crowder
nicolas batum
andre iguodala
jj redick
mike conley
dirk
cj mccollum
danilo gallinari
eric bledsoe

and then I could go even further down the rabbit hole and start pulling out guys like omri casspi, devin booker, leandro barbosa, will barton, boris diaw, etc.

such a tough call mang