yo, I got cut from ESEA-Intermediate team netflix n chill yourself (record while I was on the team: 7-0). I still want 2 play. Teams don't need anyone right now, but I figured I'd make the thread. I have been considering a return to demoman, and I also play pocket. I got flaws that I'm working on, but I bring hella shit to the table as well. I am almost certainly better than you think I am. Try me out and marvel at my ability to make big frag.

pros:
smart main caller
can kill things
will make the team better
dedicated tryhard nerd gamer

cons:
bad rocket jumps (WORKIN ON IT)
most people have an instinctual hatred of me on the internet
everyone will assume that every time u win a match against a decent team it was because you got lucky

IM/invite only, dead serious holmes

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mustardoverlord

honestly, I don't think there's anything I miss more than the gotfrag alts

DUKENUKEMSDICK, flame_idiot, fatinum2k, twigarms_daniel, gotfraggon, etc.

please do not conflate actual potentially offensive speech with the fucking Riot model of "toxicity", ie a good player getting mad at someone on his team for fucking up

every player with actual aspirations to be good at a game at a competitive level will get frustrated when people aren't focused or make really boneheaded mistakes, the only reason it's less tolerated in tf2 is because this is a joke game with no huge prize pools or lans for people to tryhard for

rondego was like hitting every bullet, this dude barely hit anything

just cuz someone jiggles their crosshair back and forth like a blatant aimbot would, doesn't mean he's aimbotting, some people just have terrible aim on heavy

have u never seen someone with a high sens play heavy poorly before???

I actually watched the heavy play and that was just a guy attempting to spaz his crosshair back and forth to hit more bullets, wasn't even remotely fishy

slow ur roll lil one

http://i.imgur.com/hP2gKq5.png

I just wish people understood this GIFT mang

p.s. hassassin is actually the 2nd best demo na

new game takes place in Philadelphia

proof: http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE2LzAyLzI2L2IzL2EzTXVEbGQuMDk4YTMuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg2MjcjCmUJanBn/cc7c0c10/a27/a3MuDld.jpg

pro like chro was the shit, that's where I met my first teammates (nosferatu and snoopy) as well

don't worry clockwork, I remember the VG circlejerk :<

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP9P8wHVAAAzaGE.jpg

http://s3-production.bobvila.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Wrench.jpg

saam is a smarter human being, but he's also more likely to be able to still win while going full BOT

it's a tough un

that tends to happen when everyone is playing disorganized

I suggest renaming this video to "saam's season on scout in a nutshell"