My friend Alex's roommate, Doug, was a big time partier. He would go to raves every other day and then get upset that he failed tests because "no one told me that there was shit goin on that day, bro". Naturally, he had lots of drugs in his room and was a drug dealer himself, having bragged about moving $30k of molly in a month before. As an aside, he thought that the hot sauce given to us in the cafeteria was giving him ulcers which was his excuse for missing every single class he had, but was unable to stop using it because the food was that bad apparently (he dropped out after one semester).
One Saturday night, being bored of my roommate who would bring the same two pig-ugly bitches into our room everyday and play Mario Kart with them for hours, decided to swing by Alex's room cause he always had a shitton of snacks and if I was gonna be bored to tears then at least I'd have a lot of fucking chips and queso in my stomach. Well this particular night Doug didn't do out, but had three friends with him who were passing around a g-pen with wax while watching Whitest Kids U Know. Doug offered me a hit and of course I obliged because I wasn't no pussy bitch. My friend Alex took a couple hits too cause I pressured him into it. I was feeling great and mostly just watched the show which had me in tears while my friend Alex stared at the screen with a blank face. I would later find out that he was basically paralyzed and had to communicate with me through blinks, one blink for yes and two blinks for no. We had a fantastic time playing CoD and other shit and I dominated since they all blew ass at video games. At the end of the night Alex was still sitting on the futon staring at the fucking turned off TV. I asked him if he was gonna be okay and he blinked once. So I went to sleep. Ever since then I gotta stay high cause yall bitches be wylin lmao. THe End