damn thats a good scam idea actually

there are too many shitposters in tftv nowadays

best country best holiday

gibbeats

insulting people on your own lft does not help your case buddy
if you really want to try again and be seen as someone who is liked then you should probably not do that

(also probably stop throwing pugs like a retard and dropping hard r's thanks)

we should look back at what i said 6 months ago

U r dumb
Follow the clues u sheep person

Your "sweet friend" has betrayed you.

I had almost nothing to connect these clearly. Making it not sound forced would be a miracle and a half.

No being rude thank you.

Hello. It's me, Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford, and I believe at this point all of you guys should know me and what I do. Today I am coming at you guys with another theory about the Invite players in TF2 and the illuminati they are in. Last time it was about Robert_Cheeto possibly being Danny DeVito's long lost brother due to many possible factors, but this time, it's about FROYOTECH Demoman Hasan "Habib" S, possibly not being a Muslim-Canadian Demomain, but actually a Old White Male who sells Real Estate named Mike Habib.
( Here is Mike Habib's website if you wish to view it: http://mikehabib.com/ )

Think about it, the alias is the exact same as Mike Habib's last name, maybe a coincidence, but I feel like it is not. Hasan S is just a cover up name, the Habib part is actually his last name not this S. To be able to tell, first you must look at Hasan's (or Mike's) abbreviated last name, the S.

What could this S mean, what is the point of this S? Why are you pointing it out Marquis? What purpose does this serve? All great questions, and I will be able to answer them by just saying. Mike Habib is a Commercial Real Estate Agent from SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA. The San in San Deigo starts with S, just like the abbreviated last name. It is a great cover up indeed to just make his fake name appear real, but I feel like this is what the S really means, he isn't just hiding a last name, he's hiding his entire identity.
Now you may try to prove this by saying, "Oh, but Marquis! Hasan is a Muslim-Canadian TF2 Player, while Mike Habib is just an Old White Man who is a San Diego Real Estate Agent, there is no way they are alike!" well here are some possible theories on how habib may be covering this up more than you would think. You really have to dig deep here or else it will seem like nothing.

First, Look at Habib's webcam, it seems so off. The colors are very dark most of the time and do not look natural. Habib could be possibly forcing these darker colors. When you do some simple color correction, the webcam goes from looking like this

to this

Now you can see what he clearly looks like. He is not a real Muslim.

Do you need more proof? Well look at my second point. Habib cannot be a real Muslim because of what his sister had claimed. Habib had refused to do some Muslim traditions, ruining a family event, and his sister was promptly getting upset with Habib for doing this.

Habib's sister is claiming that Habib is the worst Muslim ever, this means that everything we know about Habib may be all a clever ruse. This can possibly explain why Habib is a Real Estate Agent, because he does not want to Allahu Akbar, but he really wants to Sell a Snackbar.

I'm sorry for the religious prosecution, I don't know what the point of that was, I felt like I was being funny, but I really was not.

Anyways, I feel like that may possibly be enough proof to show that Hasan "Habib" S, is really just a fake name, and this man, this Old White Man, is really named Mike Habib, due to his alias being way too exact to the last name, the letter S showing more proof towards his current career, and subtle hints found in twitch stream highlight clips.

TL;DR: Hasan "Habib" S is not Hasan S, a Muslim-Canadian TF2 ESEA Invite Demoman, but really is Mike Habib, an Old White Male who is also a Real Estate Agent from San Diego, California.

Do you have any opinion on this? Am I correct in my theory? Or am I way off in everything I am saying? Tell me please in the forum replies below, I would really enjoy your opinions as I have seem to have gotten a lack of them from my last thread, the Robert_Cheeto conspiracy thread.

Thanks for reading!
-Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford

More effective sure, it probably would be, but losing both soldiers makes you lose so much spam power especially since Demo isn't as crazy at damaging as he used to be.

Pretty much if both of your soldiers fail the two man and their med doesn't pop, you can't get an easy force when they try to walk in with their uber.

Or even if they do pop, they don't have that much spam that can stop them from walking in and taking space before you can uber onto them (You can be forced possibly because scouts are squishy and cannot be dropped in this situation without forcing your team to give up the area for free/if your med and demo are somehow possibly alone that is the freest soldier bomb and force or drop in the game or possibly creating a butterfly situation with ubers).

I feel like two mans should only be soldier and scout.

Swung a frying pan at an admin

30 min ban

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im more black than ur ass could ever hope tho Tim Been
go ahead and put that bullet in ur brain tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bt-XNoWcuQ

:) thank you

your just pulling shit out of your ass now

go away and let us enjoy our thread