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#17 ESEA Season 23 Invite teams determined in News
Wholegrainbullet in invite...

it's fucking stupid, there are so many teams that could have taken up the last 2 spots in invite

old EVL wouldn't play because they couldn't get hassassin
megawac me off wouldn't play because they didn't think they could do well
dagger's team wouldn't play because they didn't think they could do well
froot's team wouldnt play because they couldnt find ways to pay and froot seems to be terrified of any serious match
8k wouldn't play because they were tired of not making playoffs and they couldnt find scouts

this is the real sign that tf2 is dying. not people leaving, people being unwilling to try to improve in the highest division

but for real mad props to alder's team for being willing to play you guys are the real heroes

posted about 9 years ago
#4 ESEA S23 W1: this game used to be fun vs. froyotech in Matches

ok so cookiejake is a fucking retard and paid with echeck.

does anyone know what the best way for him to be able to play tonite would be? i'm thinking cancel the payment and roster a new esea account, then pay that up correctly

posted about 9 years ago
#2 ESEA S23 W1: this game used to be fun vs. froyotech in Matches

We had to reschedule this to tonite, sorry for any inconvenience

posted about 9 years ago
#35 how do you feel about overwatchs competitive scene in Other Games
GentlemanJonOW was always going to decapitate the top of the TF2 competitive scene. It's not nice to lose most of your best players to the better funded higher profile competitor that people won't stop talking about but hey, Canadian Football is still a thing right?

if overwatch is the NFL tf2 is high school water polo

posted about 9 years ago
#21 GTX 970 $30 Class Action settlement in Hardware
dollarlayerflyingbuddyUr not gonna win an argument against Setsul m8
I already did, I proved him wrong multiple times. And all he can do in response to my latest post asking him if he read the full 99 page document, or if he noticed that 3.5GB was referenced 44 times in the document is a non-reply, and instead, he posts more nonsense.
Setsul10/10 ad hominem.
If you're right you have mental issues for reading.

FYI there's more than one document.

OH NO SOMEONE WROTE IN CAPS ON THE INTERNET HE MUST BE MAD.

Mental issues for reading. Hmmm, please if you are going to call someone out for not reading a 99 page legal document at least read it yourself. Here you go, here is a link for your enjoyment. Then since you like correcting people, maybe you can go back and correct yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

posted about 9 years ago
#21 Spudd and alle config in The Dumpster

ban this retard

posted about 9 years ago
#2 ESEA-IM S23 Power Rankings in TF2 General Discussion

Every Villain Is Lemons

Scout:Percy
Scout:Troopo
Roamer:Reflecto
Pocket:Procreative
Demo:Campy
Medic:fabulous
A good playoff run last season sees the departure of emperor, faust, and sail. While I see percy as an upgrade, losing faust and sail for campy and procreative is a massive hit to this team’s potential. This is by far the weakest combo in top 8, but if anything will be their saving grace it’s their scouts. Troopo seems to have already fallen into a “I have no brain but must frag” style of scout that should get punished by the better teams in the division, but if he can reel it in he and percy make a formidable scout combo. Fabulous is a med who seems to get talked up quite a bit, but nothing I’ve seen from him has been remotely impressive. Reflecto is the player I admittedly know the least about so I’ll just make something up: I see his creative bombs digging this team out of trouble quite often, and I think he will prove himself to be one of the better players on this team.
Players to watch:Scouts
The weak links: Combo

The rest of the pack
Beyond here things get a bit dicey. I don’t see any team that stands out as clearly better than the rest. Scruff and the Mcgruffs has retained their carry in Moy and added Moof of mTs fame on scout. wUt dUdE fields uber and bwelp, two scouts who I think could surprise a lot of people this season. Nukular Stratigery fields the weakest roster I think I’ve ever seen out of a Jaguar Fiend team but he always does seem to put up some interesting results throughout the season. I’m mentoring milters so I might as well mention them, but to be honest I don’t recognize anyone on their roster. With my unfettered TF2 genius to guide them, however, anything is possible.

Matches Of The Week https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7728219

Paradise Cafe vs mae and the meyymeyy’s
This a match that could be mirrored in playoffs months from now. There is a clear edge for mae, as I believe they outclass Paradise Cafe on nearly every class. However, there is one equalizing factor in this match:

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/884127922003481592/52FBFDCB51D5464051C12B823605EEA70200188C/

Yup, the engineer unlocks allowed this season could turn Intermediate into Spamfest’s playground. If mae can’t get this insane engineer main and his rescue ranger or minisentries under control, well then they’d best run for the hills.

Egg Salad Dressing vs Waddle R Us https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7728212
This is a great match for many reasons. For one we will get to see Thaigrr “farm IM noobs” but also it will put Waddle against a team with the raw DM of any other top IM team. If they can’t contest a team that is basically an all dm pug team then their chances of beating a team with both good dm and good coordination look bleak at best.

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Feel free to PM me with any roster corrections. I plan on doing these every week and posting them in this thread.

posted about 9 years ago
#1 ESEA-IM S23 Power Rankings in TF2 General Discussion

Week 2 rankings here
Week 3 rankings here
Turd Noises
Scout:Blues
Scout:yimi
Roamer:Rekuso
Pocket:Deathy
Demo:mustardoverload
Medic:Skye
If there was ever a season for mustard to break his curse of never winning an IM playoff match it’s this one. Assembling a scary collection of Top IM and Mid Invite talent this team not making finals would be a surprise. Them making it with mustard may be another story altogether, as the last time mustard assembled a roster this strong he was cut from the team in the 4th week after they went 7-0. On paper this team has the best medic, best scout combo, and best soldiers and should roll over all but the very best teams in IM with ease.
Players to Watch Everyone but mustard
The weak link(s): Mustard

mae and the meyymeyys
Scout:vari
Scout:ex
Roamer:glider
Pocket:froot
Demo:mae
Medic:meyy
Froot, ex, and mae are back after the failed gay weaboo experiment that was dog2. They are joined by Vari, who will be making his first appearance on a team actually expected to do well. He’s been a consistent fragger in pugs and mid IM but playing as part of a team with good players requires an entirely different mindset than carrying bad ones. Meyy is their choice for medic, who along with making this team a nightmare for potential casters will also be one of the best medics in IM this season. Finally is glider on roamer, another player with a history on decent IM playoff teams. This team is mostly strong all around, if there is anything that will stop them it’s weaboo overload or Vari not being able to fit into his role, but if he does expect him to be one of the best scouts in the division.
Players to Watch Vari, ex, mae
The weak link(s): Vari

dunheon defenders
Scout:demoted
Scout:catface
Roamer:megaboy
Pocket:Kryptonite
Demo:mc
Medic:exile
On paper this team looks a step below turd noises and meyymeyy’s, but they seem very dedicated to improving and I think they will turn heads this season. Mc being removed from his normal hangout of pug retards can only be good for him, demoted has long been insane at every class, and catface has been making quite a name for himself on scout. Megaboy and Kryptonite are two newcomers to IM, but I haven’t heard anything but good things about them. Exile rounds out the roster, and even though he has only played demoman previously, he has a solid head on his shoulders and should do fine.
Players to watch demoted, Kryptonite
The weak link(s): mc, exile

moon
Scout:dflame
Scout:Ketih
Roamer:Dagger
Pocket:KTB
Demo:vaati
Medic:xattuu
Considering they are taking the core of an invite roster into IM, some people may expect this team to do better than I have them ranked, but there are some major red flags in this roster. I think people may tend to overrate Keith, while he is a solid scout I see him struggling against some of the top IM scouts this season, though I would love for him to prove me wrong. In a similar vein, I think dagger is the weakest roamer on the list so far, while he’s been around forever he seems to have trouble breaking pas an IM skill level. That’s not to say this roster is weak, I think vaati was by far the most improved demo last season and I see him being the only person contesting Mae for the title of best demo in IM this season. I also think dflame may be a bit underrated; if he can get comfortable in a pocket scout role he’s capable of putting up some crazy numbers. That may be tough, though, as KTB has a reputation for being a bit of a heal vacuum and xattu has a tendency to make some mind boggling mistakes on medic.
Players to watch: vaati, dflame
The weak link(s): xattuu. Dagger

Paradise Cafe
Scout:Stochastic
Scout:Spamfest
Roamer:SpaceCadet/kairu/yosh
Pocket:june
Demo:Max
Medic:Radeon
The Sparkle Gang is back again this season, maintaining June, Spamfest, Stochastic, and Max from last season. They will be moving Stochastic back to scout and adding Radeon on medic, while they are still continuing tryouts for their roamer spot. This team’s biggest advantage has to be cohesion, as they have lost their DM carri in reimu. While there isn’t a standout player on this team, I do think their success will hinge on Stochastic being able to reach the peak he hit in S16 and has seemed to elude him ever since; also very important will be june’s ability to step into the pocket role she has never seemed fully confident on. Even if all of that happens, a drought of top IM roamer talent is going to leave a big weak spot on their roster unless a miracle happens.
Players to watch Spamfest, Max
The weak link(s): june, roamer

Waddle R Us
Scout:RockMonkey
Scout:Link_1012
Roamer:phorofor
Pocket:cloudmaker
Demo:safrix
Medic:tiptoes
Featuring names familiar to anyone who’s paid attention to IM on heavy classes and some more unknown names on scout, this roster is an interesting mashup of old and new. Phorofor will bring his knowledge of high level game play to the team, and while roamer may not be the best spot to do it from marmadukeGRYLLS proved last season that it’s entirely possible. Safrix, who played a few matches in invite and won none of them last season is still a very strong demo, and cloudmaker always seems to do well regardless of who he’s playing with or what role he’s on. RockMonkey and Link_1012 are both new to IM, but with the talent they’ve attracted there must be something special about them. I’ll remain skeptical of them until I see a few solid performances against proven players. Tiptoes has been around for a while, and this season will be a good test to see what he’s made of.
Players to watch: Phorofor, Cloudmaker, Safrix
The weak link(GET IT?)s RockMonkey, Link_1012

Egg Salad Dressing
Scout:Thaigrr
Scout:bunnymonster
Roamer:aim
Pocket:blew
Demo:sandblast??
Medic:lee
First things first: This team has a lot of individual talent. Whether or not they can use it is another story entirely. Thaigrr, an EU soldier will be making his North American debut, as well as his scout debut (as far as I’m aware). He’s been putting up impressive stats in pugs, but they may not mean much as even if this team does scrim it’s unlikely he’ll be willing to stay up until 5 AM every night to play TF2. bunny is another player who’s always seemed to do well in pugs but has had trouble adapting to a team setting, but look for him to drop some crazy plays on both scout and sniper. Aim, though he has played roamer in invite, has never been a standout player on the class, and it’s hard to see him putting in much effort this team. Blew also has not played in quite a while and a lack of scrims could mean he’s not even in form until the season is coming to a close. I believe sandblast is on demo for this team, which makes him the 2nd pug lord scout on this team. What happens when a pug main scout is put on demo in IM? I’m not sure but I don’t think it’s pretty. Lee rounds out the roster on medic, and having never played the class outside of open I see him having a rough time. This team honestly has trainwreck written all over it, but their individual skill could allow them to take matches off the teams above them. At the very least it puts them solidly above the rest of the pack
Players to watch: Thaigrr, aim, bunnymonster
The weak link(s): Sandblast, lee

posted about 9 years ago
#118 ESEA-O S23 Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
MalloryI'm pretty excited to play my first season in Open.

It looks like we're getting the official "welcome to open, fuckers" greeting bright and early with our first match against some pretty good gamers. What's the record for the fastest match loss? :D

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7434503

good luck

posted about 9 years ago
#17 what is really viable now? in TF2 General Discussion
HildrethMost viable strat is suicide, cos then you don't have to play this shit game anymore

LUL

Get triggered TFTV nerds.

didnt u peak at playing on a highlander team with stabby stabby

posted about 9 years ago
#109 ESEA-O S23 Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
aieraAs much as conferences suck they only suck for teams that would go 0-1 in playoffs, if u deserve to make playoffs u still will

That being said conferences are retarded when u only have 50 ish teams

they also suck if you have projectile players on both coasts

Tino_... Schedules are out and it looks like there are divisions -.-

in the past there have been schedules that come out early and then they are redone, idk why

posted about 9 years ago
#4 what is really viable now? in TF2 General Discussion

i think minis will definitely see use

posted about 9 years ago
#11 TF2 Center adblock fuckery in TF2 General Discussion

this is the time for stadium to do some sort of promo event

posted about 9 years ago
#73 Adjustments made to global whitelist in News
theblackavengerput multiple stickies under a sentry then detonate. sentry dead

put 3 stickies under the gun, engineer rescues gun away, charge 3 stickies at new gun spot, boy that sure was a fun first 6 seconds of the uber!

posted about 9 years ago
#32 Slin talks whitelist, atomizer and base jumper ban in TF2 General Discussion

begga'rs is dumb yea but i don't think it's a big problem, random rocket spread + 20% less explosion radius + maximum of 2 rockets loaded after a bomb, also they give up basically all flank presence

posted about 9 years ago
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