pascal and her carpeted bathroom!!!!

my hands are small and soft but at least they feel like a chick's when I jack off.

i'll grind tr_newbots so hard that i develop callouses on my forearms if thats what its gonna take!

if my team manages to make playoffs after taking over a 1-6 roster im going to be so happy :> watch out high open we are coming for you!

i had a bit too much to drink that night. I know because he found me on facebook and on his profile it said that he was in the group for some high school's class of 1995. I'm pretty sure he was only there because he lives upstairs from them or something.

attention fellow gamers: be careful on tinder. 1 time i went on a tinder date where we went to a party together. she ended up doing cocaine and i woke up next to some hipster black guy that graduated high school in 1995.

if its that big of a problem use tf2lobby instead duh

Dark Assassin Killers

which one is the mom

Hey! based on your post history you're new around here. Most of the people here are looking for ESEA players. you're better off looking for a team on the UGC forums at http://www.ugcleague.com/forum/

Thank u supreme commander. I will be harassing every member of that team in just a little bit.

We were going to revive some other team's roster but we're dumb and let it officially die before we got enough paid up.
If there is anybody out there who's team died but isn't officially "dead" according to ESEA then we would would really appreciate it if we could take over your unused roster.

The team is
Scouts: anon/capnfapn
Pocket: aim!
Roamer: Froot
Medic: cookiejake
Demo: ? (don't worry we have some people that will join. we just need a roster before they'll commit)

I'm not exactly sure if its possible to revive a roster like this at this point in the season so I'm sorry in advance if im asking for the impossible. add me on steam if you want to discuss this with me. I promise you that we will make you proud of your roster.

god bless america.

thank you.

i'm glad we have this settled. Lock the thread.

Spring begins with my grandmother's death
her end impending, new life begins
budding leaves signal her last breath
she says "wait for the leaves of orange and red,
when they fall ill be with you again"
Rising from the fallen leaves,
a new name is born on Halloween

i have come to the conclusion that demo doesn't do as much damage as he used to because he got nerfed.