Add an official deathmatch gamemode that you can play while you wait for teams to ready up.
Make it so that while you are waiting in queue you can still be in a non matchmaking server. This will make more people add up for matchmaking because they will still be able to have fun or practice while they wait.
add the official DM mode to quickplay with a little note that says this is meant for practicing. This will help players improve at faster rate than they will from playing pubs and will help them reach the skill floor necessary for having fun while playing matchmaking.

Are you kidding me? Gone will be the fat scouts, the shotgun only players, the melee fights, the entire team of SMG snipers, and other methods of dicking around in general, because no one will want to hurt their precious ranking. And all those who still try to do things like rancho relaxo in high places, friendly heavy, and conga will be slain immediately because then people get more kills, which helps thier ranking. In addition, now we have to play with people at the same skill level as us, and only people at the same skill level as us. The way you get better is to play better players, and with competitive matchmaking that won't be possible.

vaginas come in all shapes and sizes and can orgasm in all sorts of different ways unlike pie_hero who can only get off by getting fucked in the ass.

I like everything about gully wash except how awkward I always feel trying to jump up to mid as scout

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put in your esea/ugc history and what classes you prefer to play. Do not link any logs.

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having a unique voice actually just makes it easier for your teammates to know who's talking :) this will be very useful for you as a demo because when you scream "SOLDIERS BOMBING ME" your team wont rush to your medic instead.

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id be down to go to ignite again too. i really miss that one girl there <333 i live close enough to ignite that I could go there and see her whenever I want but its hard to be confident when I dont have my boys by my side :/

its pretty nice fridge! The only problem is that the compartments on the door arent designed very well and if you arent careful stuff can fall out. its not a tiny little cube minifridge like one that would want to put under your desk though. Its more like the ones you see in hotels.

Have you ever noticed that when you're merely sexually attracted to a woman and you masturbate while thinking of her, you feel relieved once the deed is done, but when you truly love someone the feelings don't go away after you're finished? I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September, but whenever I see that black box of sadness I'm reminded of my unrequited love. I know its weird to get this attached someone I've only spent an hour and 15 minutes with total in real life, but who's heart wouldn't be broken if they were cancelled on to go see some shitty christian country rock artist? Maybe this girl is just too happy to be with me. The only two girls that have ever truly liked me as a person after really getting to know me are this one girl that started talking to me right after her parents got divorced and another one that started talking to me right after her mom died. I don't want to this but I believe I have to. I'm going to have sex with her mother and tear her family apart. If her mother is too faithful then I may have to murder her. Its going to be hard looking in the eyes of the woman I love's mother as she lays there dying, bleeding out from a well-aimed meatshot, but I'll make sure that I'll never have to see those same inconsolable tears run down her daughter's precious face.

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you see all of these average people talking about their everyday lives then hilary comes in and is all like "sup guys im running for prez #humblebrag"