I had a really hot maid in my hotel so I looked up how to fuck a maid and then I read a thread by some guy who stayed at the same hotel as me.

Then my dog shit on the floor and I knew my chance was gone.

I'm so proud of you honey

Almost 16 and a half don't worry about it man

Great beat boxer XD

smh x3 are my little boy tits not enough for you?

scouts: Clockwork and shitonmychest
roamer: seagull
pocket: Yuki
demo: kaidus
medic: mesr

pie_hero

http://i.imgur.com/Vv4YSO9.png

+frag me for my cool idea that i'm 100% sure hasnt been thought of before by anybody in the whole team fortress twoniverse and not for my artistic skills

sounds like BMO from adventure time and is good at medic. her only downside is that she is kinda hard to hear sometimes. Maybe she is just shy and will get louder as she gets to know your team better.

^on that note don't you guys think it kinda sucks that after practicing for thousands of hours, dragging your way through a couple seasons in UGC, and playing several seasons of open all you get to say is that you are now capable of playing in IM? You're in the top 0.01 percent of the tf2 playerbase and all you get to say is that you're "intermediate" which is way too close to the word "average".

It totally ruins everyone's game with chicks too! What if things were going well with you and some chick and you tell her you cant go out of Wednesday night becuase you have a match. You spill the beans about your video game career. She asks you about how many hours you've spent playing and you look like some genetically inferior betamale that isn't any better than average after practicing for 4000 hours.

last night my mom asked me I've ever "spent money to unlock secrets" and of course she's also said the infamous "just pause the game" (plz don't tell her that u actually can pause it thx)

What silly things have your family members/friends/whatever said about tf2?

Most likely. It sounds like fun and its not like I have anything better to do

That's when I move into my dorm <\3

Yours gets all the way on your monitor? Usually mine just lands on my t shirt.

I would like to improve my medic and pocket abilities because they are 2 classes I enjoy but in all honesty I'm kinda retarded at them. My soldier DM is at a solid mid-high open level but im really bad at leading pushes and positioning myself properly. Im at the point where i can stomp everyone in tf2center but i cant do shit against people with a brain. As a medic i think i have pretty good movement and surfs but i have trouble with anything involving ubers. When I ring for your team I would really appreciate feedback on my play.

If you're wondering why I'm not willing to start or backup its becuase im already on a team. I know I can always play pug.me but picking me on pocket is a horrible idea so medic is the only one of the two I can consistently practice on there.