u can be friends with someone and not want to be on a team with them. its called getting friendzoned :/

ASIAN GIRL POWER RANKINGS/DATING GUIDE BY CAPNFAPN 2K15
1. japanese
Japanese chicks are the dream girls of nerds and dudes in shitty indie rock bands. having a japanese girlfriend is something to brag about if you're friends with otakus. They will usually tolerate your anime obsession as long as you make it clear that you dont like her because she reminds you of your waifu. Compared to the other brands of asian's japanese women seem to be pretty rare in the US. I believe that this isn't an issue of population, but that the weebs have forced them into hiding so they can save their hymens. If you're not a weeb it might be best to stop being friends with weebs because she may think ur a weeb too. sometimes japanese girls actually really do like anime so always make sure to stalk them on social media before you plan your attack.

2.korean
Korean women are incredibly physically attractive. They have perfect S lines and beautiful legs, but you have to be careful. Lots of korean women these days are getting plastic surgery so if you fuck up and knock her up you may have to pay $30,000 so your kids arent ugly as shit. If she refuses to show you her drivers license or any pictures of her as a kid you know shes had some work done and should never ever ever get her pregnant.

3. fillipino
Fillipino's are widely considered to the mexicans of asia. They're conveniently available online and tend to be pretty chill. even when they do go crazy its pretty funny because for some reason whenever fillipino girl's get mad the colonization comes out and they turn full blood mexican. If you're accused of having yellow fever when people find out about her pretend youre an ignorant american and thought she was latina. Another bonus is that if a future asian girlfriend asks if your last girlfriend was asian you can show her a picture and tell her shes venezuelan. if you say mexican its too obvious that youre lying.

protip: if u wanna do anal with her just bring it up to her as colon colonization. she will be down for sure.

4. chinese
having a chinese girlfriend is like catching a zubat. yeah you caught a pokemon but she's common as shit. Chinese women are great if you're looking for a stereotypical nerdy asian girl to cuddle with you and your tiny cock while you watch dragonball z re-runs but all of the actually hot chinese chicks are batshit crazy goldiggers and should be treated like the plastic korean women.

kevin is the cutest guy ever. i like his facebook because he is just so cute. he is good at bein an alpha male pocket soldier but i guess we made him hate that.

he picks me in pug.me so i like him

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i am going to the gxl

really good at heavy and tf2.

Hello! My name is capnfapn, but i'm also known as Myles and the scout that isn't pie_hero. I'm looking for a low-mid IM team to play for. I don't mind backing up because I know the season has already started but I would obviously prefer a starting position. I'm also willing to play pocket or roamer for an open team or scout on a top open team. Feel free to add me if you just want someone to ring for you.

esea experience:
The Cattle S20 Intermediate (6 matches)
The Cattle S19 Open (finally made playoffs woo! lmao)
slowbr0 S18 Open (8 matches)
Bait For Jesus S17 Open (1 match)
Gangstas With... S17 Open (7 matches)
Fraggs to Riches S13 Open (12 matches)
Classical Mixtape S12 Open (7 matches)

I tend to play a pretty passive combo oriented scout. My DM certainly isn't the best in IM but it works well enough to get the job done. My greatest strengths as a player are my ability to stand on control points and keeping people chill in mumble. I've made a lot of progress in the past few months playing with The Cattle and I want to keep this momentum going.

as for pocket/roamer i dont really have any experience on these classes in a team setting but my DM is there. I promise to work hard on playing these classes if you pick me up on one of them.

pie hero is one of my favorite people in the tf2 community. he did a wonderful job leading our team and was always willing to put in the time to help us improve. He always had an incredibly good attitude for someone who was carrying the hell out of a 1-6 team. He may play a little too reckless sometimes imo, but maybe im just saying that because i wish i could get away with some of the godlike plays he pulls off. I love pie and so will you.

im guessing its so he can listen to music while he DMs.

thanks dance#! i made it my profile picture on facebook. maybe itll catch her eye :)

shit.

how do i get the art school asian girls with edgy sci-fi movie supporting female actress haircuts and dumb streaks of color in their hair to like me

1. pascal
2.pie_hero
3. rj- (mostly cuz i have his hot cousin on snapchat lmao srsly shes gorgeous)
4.it gets really tough to decide after that :<