also i guess u can say im LOW IM right now lol

team = dead. pls make me ur back up.

1. add her on facebook and casually bring up why its best for her to have her GPS enabled on her phone at all times along with the friends nearby feature on facebook.
(TIP: if you dont know her name check your schools directory or ask her friends what her name is)
2. wait until she is on a walk near a body of water like a boardwalk along the lake and then happen to be there at the same time. (you can also try asking her on a date)
3. have friend the girl doesnt know walk a baby in a stroller
5. have him let go of stroller to check his phone and let it roll into the water.
6. start yelling "NO INNOCENT CHILD" and then jump into water. do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
7. retrieve the fake baby from the water and lift it up with one arm to show your strength and frustration. do a manly scream.
8. chase your friend away from the situation. make sure to say "and dont you dare come near *girls name*"
9. look sad and say to her "i just cant help but want to save people...why do people have to take advantage of me for immature desires... dont they understand...if i cant fix myself, i must save the ones I love." dont make direct eye contact when you do this and be angled slightly away from her.
10. she will ask if your phone is alright so this is when you say "no, my phone is dead but there is no need to worry. the one i want to talk to is already here."

grilled peanut butter and jelly is a big brain food.

The photographic kind.

I've always loved the lightening gun idea for pyro but I think it would be best if it still felt like a flamethrower at least a little bit. For example, the center of the beam would act like a lightening gun and would have to be directly on the enemy to do any significant damage, but around that beam are little flame particles that do very little damage or set enemies on fire fore a brief moment.

If they're solid it means they're a spy.

do whatever you can to boost your FPS such as an FPS config. try to aim for at least 120+ at all times.

Play lots of MGE/DM (http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers/?region=eu). Getting your aim/movement up to par will make the game much more enjoyable and it will help you execute what you learn from guides.

Download mumble. You'll have to use it for just about everything except faceit.

If someone gives you shit for being a n00b just tell them you're new and don't get too emotional about it.

TF2 is a small community so even at a low level your image matters a lot. don't be a dick.

Don't be afraid to add people on steam! Networking is important. You can add me if you want. http://steamcommunity.com/id/s-a-a-m

GG I hope u enjoyed the pootis power

gg bb

idk man it was just this thing about how e-studs take their e-gfs to outback steakhouse and ordering craft four loko and grilled peanut butter and jelly it needed work

is this invite drama.

This post was a mistake. My b. Not like "oh haha it we just an accident" I mean I posted something rly dumb but because I I got too excited and didn't think it through

no it makes u a pro computer operator

I don't mean gamers I mean guys who are good at flirting with girls and stuff