I have a confession everyone, way back when I used to play in Avenue e-Sports with iliketospin he had a secret, one that would change my life forever.

When I arrived back home from work to play another evening of TF2 with my team friends (I call them friends instead of mates because they were friends and not mates) my mood was high, I like playing with this team, it had Stark before he became a toxic gamer that sucked all the happiness from around him. I'd liken him to a Dementor from Harry Potter, but now you can not merely cast a spell to make him go away.

So I popped in to our team speak channel (we had to use TS because the sponsor wouldn't give us mumble and wanted us to be with the rest of their teams) and booted up TF2 to play another round of TF2 for the evening.

The map was badlands last, a classic, we were doing well vs. LMS leading 3-1, our morale was high, unfortunately during the game we were pushed back to our last and forced to defend, and that's when my life changed forever.

You see, spin had a secret, one that he was about to reveal to me. "They have a spy!" he called, I was befuddled, how could he know? So I asked and I regret doing so. "When a spy goes invisible my game lags, doesn't matter where it happens on the map"...

I was distraught, my whole life at that moment was torn apart, was I an asset to the crime? What if this was in an official capacity? Would I be punished for knowing this information? I had just entered in to the dizzying heights of low prem, I didn't want to be removed from something I worked so hard for.

Alas, I have been living with this burden for an age I've now felt the time is right to inform people of what I know.

because russian

because the dude fucks everyone on high ping, 60hz monitor and a rumoured unstable 80 ish fps.

and because of this everyone has the belief that when he plays with no ping, 30000 fps and 152 hz monitors he will propel TF2 in to the esports status that it deserves.

We've already received a lot of offers for donations to get sdb to LAN, but it will be pretty much pointless as he has to show that the money he gets already is from a stable income, it's basically to make sure that he doesn't come to the UK and stay here.

Because the guy is just a student it makes it more difficult and it creates a pretty delicate situation on trying to get him here.

And as mentioned before, because he's been declined twice already we would literally need a fucking miracle for it to be allowed the third time.

Basically with sdburns visa he has to have the following requirements:
1. At least $2000 in his account. Or enough to afford the trip.
2. He needs to show that the money is his and earned by himself, either through work or from selling a car etc.

Because this criteria want met this is why it was declined. Nymthae has given us a letter from multiplay to include in the next one but it becomes more unlikely to be approved the more you apply.

Also sdburn has had to pay for his tuition fees as well so he doesn't even have the correct amount in his account anymore.

Now couple this with them losing HYS already and therefore weakening the team to some respect and the possibility that one of their best players may not be able to go its no wonder why they all wouldn't want to.

It's very upsetting as I was really enjoying playing demoman again despite my skills dropping to the level of a mid demo/kaidus (banter). But I can understand if these guys want to pack it up as they would feel pretty down without another of their core players, especially as performing well at LAN was the main reason this team was formed.

Cheers,

Byte.

my journey:
https://twitter.com/WARHURYEAH/status/626478332004143104

https://twitter.com/WARHURYEAH/status/626490700025208832

https://twitter.com/WARHURYEAH/status/626495402519437312

I think it's going to be close between Secret and LGD, EG might be able to take it but Secret are looking out of this world and LGD are just incredibly solid.

I haven't seen such a strong display of coordination like there is in Secret, their team fights are so incredibly organised sometimes it looks like it's all rehearsed.

But C9 gonna win ez.

I'm such a c9 fangay it hurts but I NEVER bet on c9, my heart cannot take it.

as soon as they dived after taking rax I knew it was going to be one of those c9 games, they gave gyro 3k gold because of that.

BibleThump

i'd get the finnish on my side, they have mandatory military service so they'll know basic shit, maybe a jew or two as well. Then I'd get some eastern europe members because they pretty much live in a desolate wasteland anyway so they'll be experienced.

not sure if I could get some NA people with me, they'd probably go insane with all the shit talking and "banter" that comes from me after a while.

I would imagine that i would die after a day or two with poor hygiene conditions which turn me mad and I eventually cut my hands off as there's no sanitary way to wash them.

Bought a pretty nice watch from the sale.

That wasn't even a part of the fucking amazon prime sale. It was 75% off selected watches, wtf was the point in this?

The joker is like one of the fucking main villains in DC, that's why he's in SS.

I really liked MoS tbh, and I feel loads of people are missing the point behind it, it's a reboot of the series so they have to come up with an origin story that's interesting and will actually pay off at the end when the action comes along. Many people talk about the pointless destruction of Metropolis but who gives a shit? It's like Supermans first ever time fighting for Earth and truly using his powers, of course shit's going to get fucked up.

Even without BvS using the damage for the first film as a tie in I still feel like it would be fine even if they didn't, they already justified the amount of damage to me, he's fucking young and inexperienced.

BvS is going to be awesome, I really liked Cavill as superman, he pulls off an awkward Clark Kent which he pretty much was in quite a few of the comics, Affleck looks awesome as Batman tbh and I cannot wait, I really wasn't a fan of Bales Batman although he did a good Bruce Wayne.

Suicide Squad looks fucking cool but the only concern I have is Will Smith, whereas he's good and shit I don't want this to be a Deadshot leading everything, hopefully like others have been suggesting it will be more about Harley Quinn which I prefer a lot more.

I'm really hoping these films are successful, whereas I don't hate Marvel, after Age of Ultron I am really starting to get bored of their films, with all the faceless armies they are thrown against it gets really tedious and I feel they actually need to have a truly powerful Villain that doesn't hide behind minions to get stuff done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWzgGyAH6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLQK9la6Go

Is anyone else heavily erect?

Cannot fucking wait, after the last Avengers film making me feel like I've been punched in the face with a wet salmon I am so looking forward to these films.

normally caused by a broken mobo/logic board, you'll need to get it repaired, samsungs are easy to fix so it wouldn't be that pricey.

rip my demo comeback