So sad to see this thread, but excited to see rays keep on trucking. One of, if not the nicest and most positive member of this community. A great streamer, pug host, hud-maker and friend; he'd be a great addition to your IM team. Pick him up.

Pengi is a great scout, and an even better friend. Amazing backcaps, and spy plays. He'd be right at home on a top playoff team in Open or a team new to IM.

Thanks for the kind, and in some instances upsetting words! Had some tryouts and would love a few more!

I posted about doing something like this as a joke a while back, but secretly always wanted it to exist. If people would play that shit, i'd be more than happy to draw up some rules and regulations. Seeing as how in an esea season each player usually plays 2 matches per week, we could easily get enough relevant data to make it happen.
My thought on the scoring system was that instead of overall points it should be by done category wins, averaging stats across all players started for the week instead of doing a point system. Possible Categories: Kills, Assists, Damage Per Minute, Overall Damage, Captures, Blocks, Ubers, Ubers Dropped, Rounds For, Rounds Against.
I think you'd also need to take into account the fact that some players stats will be highly inflated due to 8 minute 5-0 rolls, so some kind of balancing of categories by time in game or rounds played would be required.
Thoughts or comments?

Pick. This. Dude. Up.

Hello,
I would like to play the Soldier or Scout class. Sometimes I hit the airshots and or the meat; sometimes I do not. I've played three seasons of Soldier in open. 2 as pocket 1 as roamer. Add me on the steam if you want me to play videoludoj for your team. I'm available to scrim most of the time and am located in the Central Time Zone. Thanks for reading this.

-Urban Shakedown

yessssssss

A great showing from the TF.TV community. So stoked for the next LAN for more bideojokoak.

It's gonna be biblical.

You do not have to pay to get in.

I'm taking the amtrak from Emeryville to and from Sac if anyone wants to join me.

Storm the front!

http://i.imgur.com/vE9HXDi.jpg

add these to the list, please:

JRKraft K21
Urban K20
Pengi K19
Rastsy K18
Woogly K17
WirelessFox K16

Meatshot 8)

1 40 of Mickey's
1.5 oz Jameson Irish Whiskey
1 can Beef broth
Worcestershire sauce
Bacon

Fry some bacon.
Drink the Mickey's down to the Label.
Pour in Jameson, broth, worcestershire sauce, and bacon grease.

Chug while doing parkour.

Crit-Rocket

1 oz 190 proof everclear
1 oz Bacardi 151

Shoot it with no chaser, Maggot.

The Puff n Sting

Any Flavor Cotton Candy
3 oz high proof alcohol of your choice.

Place Cotton Candy on top of tall shotglass.
Pour liquor through.
Light cotton candy on fire.
Axtinguish.

Enjoy.

Sticky Trap

Jello, any flavor
1 cup boiling water
1/2 cup Sailor Jerry's Rum
1/2 cup Johnnie Walker Red Label Scotch Whiskey

Combine Jello and Boiling Water. Stir until dissolved.
Remove from heat. Slowly stir in whiskey and rum.
Pour into empty glass jug. Refrigerate for 4 hours.
Smash on someone or something.

Eat alcoholic jello and some glass.

SO MUCH BLOOD

1.5 oz Popov Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 oz red hot sauce
Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
salt
peppers
celery stalk
Cut of steak of your choosing.

Prepare your steak rare.
Slice thin and place in glass.
Mix other ingredients together.

Drink/Chew.

Southern Hospitality

Shiner Bock
1 oz Tito's Vodka
12 oz Sweet Tea
Shell Casings

Chill shell casings in freezer.
Place cold shell casings in glass instead of ice.
Mix Sweet Tea with Vodka.

Double Fist with your Shiner.

Body Bag

1 Box Franzia
Bottle of Jaegermeister
Bottle of Schnapps
6 Pack of St. Pauli Girl

Kill the Franzia.
Cut a corner off of the bag, wash and fill with Jaeger, Schnapps and Beer.
Stitch the bag up.

Slap ze bag.

Walkabout

Can of Fosters
3 oz Bundaberg Rum
Marmite
A Bloomin Onion

Put Marmite in the bottom of a glass.
Pour in Rum then add Foster's to taste.
Garnish with Onions.

Be polite, finish the whole thing.

Mon Petit Chou-fleur

1 Bottle Red wine
1 Bottle Champagne
Baguette
Cauliflower
Cigarettes

Mix wine and champagne in a saucepan.
Cut up baguette and place in saucepan over medium heat. Add cauliflower.

Get drunk on bread. Smoke throughout.

Not responsible for anything that may happen in the process or as a result of making these.