crypt single handily carrying kev and cbn at the same time

dont let the 130dpm average fool you

military (formally known as the meat men): blinky lucrative rando clockwork tlr and their leader, bl4nk
boring shit: fragile knoxx pyyyour b4nny

we begin by taking out the weak (muma, saam, sideshow, mangachu, lansky, etc.)

Threat number 1 to this stacked roster is the animemen for they are simply too large in numbers and therefore hold the frag monopoly.
despite bl4nks immediate response to run into a horde of 1000 animemen, b4nny convinces him to avoid the minus frags and play like a bitch. He devises a game plan:
it's simple, we starve them out. without their favorite animes they will soon lose the will to live.

Threat number 2 is the memers, although weakened by their inability to do anything constructive, still hold the meme lord's blessing (obtained from offering showstopper as a human sacrifice).

In the battle of lamo hill, the animemen, memers, and meat men were to fight to the death. They fought for 10 hours until, out of the mist of minus frags, exploding dakis and dank memes, there remained only a few animemen.
The meat men finally showed up to the scrimmage, late due to rando walking excruciatingly slow the whole way there, only to find the scrawny weeaboos with various broken bones calling out for their waifus and holding their dakis.
b4nny cried out "wait for buffs!" as the meat men charged, oblivious to the fact of the daki explosives. Only rando, clock, and a severely injured bl4nk survived thanks to their meatshields broking, grape, and ash respectively.

Rando and clock continued to rule the meat kingdom, while bl4nk traveled to IM Island to recover from his wounds.

i was bored

HAND !!!!

bompp

have to be on some sort of drug to enjoy counter strike

played the best out of anyone on nineteen no question

imagine stochastic, but actually hits shots

if he talked he'd be top IM

whose the new TeeLeeaR demoman?

i know this is a EU thing, but i heard thefragile wont be going for ascent. i was just wondering if anyone knows who would be going in his place

is stark still fucking going by tony the tiger?

ascent > froyo tonight?

will my favorite demoman pull out the wangmaster 420 airpogo plays????

he was a very nice guy when i joined his team a few seasons ago, but he just kinda got unbearable after that. id still like to think he still is a good person but maybe im wrong now.

iunno me leaving was pretty shitty on my end but to hate me for it to the extent he does is nuts

it takes awhile to recover

he's actually a nice guy when you get to know him, it's just that you don't want to do anything competitive with him.

this is open not IM nursey; there is only weeability

aint flying down unless there is somehow a 6v6 tourny

bbubump

would prefer calling roles like pocket/demo or maybe even medic for teams that dont already have a main caller
ie im not playing roamer if your combo is directionless

you should definitely be looking to pug as much as you can. maybe because youre really new just play tf2centers until u start being pretty good.

leagues like ugc arent that important and ive heard there are a good amount of cheaters there.

after youre familiar, grind dm/mge to get those mechanics up then play in open if u want competition

how would i go about making this for myself, but include some items?

for instance i dont mind botkillers, and i hate looking at the soldiers bald head.