Mom said it's my turn to use the blowpipe!

How's that going for you?

While we're on the topic, do you guys remember when open threads would get 30+ pages of people shooting the shit? GGs, in-jokes, speculations, trash talk - it was all there, and it made for a fun time.

Now we get lucky if a division thread reaches 5 pages of teams complaining into the void that their highly problematic demomen got banned for saying a no-no word for the 3rd 4th 5th time. What happened? Did these conversations all go elsewhere, or do they just not happen anymore?

God bless the people that grind out elaborate power rankings between the divisions, they feel like the one remaining holdout of the older threads.

oh...

to get people to go play tf2stadium ofc

I had high hopes for this Pats season until both starting tackles, our best two defensive backs, and even our fucking kicker turned up hurt. It's week 4.

This is why the league shouldn't skimp on the fourth preseason game. Did they learn nothing from how bad injuries got early last season after they skipped them entirely? Players absolutely need time to play up to full speed, which seems much more valuable to a team's (and by extension, it's ownership's) success than collecting ticket sales to a 17th game that likely won't meaningfully change anything about the playoff race.

Just give us back 8-8 teams, man. Truly middling teams deserve a perfect .500.

2 @ 1600

funny gamer flicks

i knew this team would be back

they really managed to fix the wrong bots, huh

We were set to play the first round of playoffs but our demo vanished for over two weeks without telling anyone. As it turns out, he got arrested for possession.

Artist, where do you get your ideas?

bought a proks strange original in like 2017 for $25 and had no idea it had ballooned to $160

such a weird feeling that i've made more money over the past few years by accidentally owning the right steam items than i have from actually winning in competitive tf2

Yakko Warner is crying

Imagine the battery life for something this beefy...

I've heard some reports that the Deck can range from 2-8 hours compared to the Switch's ~4 hours per charge, but considering how light the Switch's hardware and games are to get that much time out of it's battery, I have my doubts that the Deck would reach anywhere close to the 8 hours it's advertised.

Remember the Sega Nomad and Atari Lynx, and how shit their batteries were? If any of you don't, that's probably the reason why.

Awful console title, though. "People give me weird looks when they catch me playing with my Deck in public."