I’m not a pervert, however, I’ve recently developed an unhealthy obsession for hentai, but, let me just add that I watch it for the plot. Unbelievable, right? I just need to know how the characters get to the point of smashing. I need to know what makes them hot and heavy. You know, the art of seduction. Okay, I lied. Maybe, I am pervert, but how could I not be? I’m not a robot; I have feelings too. Hentai has made its way to my television, pc monitor, my phone and screens that weren’t even mine but I didn’t care. I enjoyed the thrill of deleting my browsing history after. Who are you to judge? I’m not claiming to be some sort of connoisseur for Japanese animated porn but I feel like I could open your eyes to hentai plots equivalent to foreplay. No hands necessary. Now, let’s proceed to my top 10 list of hentai.

#10: La Blue Girl

Miko Mido, the latest descendent in the Miroku bloodline and is trying to juggle her life as a high school student with her training in “sexcraft” ninjutsu. Miko and her sidekick are on a quest to defeat the Shikima Lord, her father. Crazy, right? It wouldn’t be surprising if she has daddy issues, after hearing a plot like that. This is such an old school anime, which can be identified through the art style and the date of release, but the story itself will keep you at the edge of your seat to witness the tentacle rape. The animation quality is a bit lacking and the main reason why it ranks at #10, but all other factors were considered which permits it to remain on this list. Its storyline which includes ninjas, demons and tentacles is the driving force that keeps you watching, while a touch comedy lightens the mood. Most of the character designs fit their roles, though as the story progresses a few shocking elements emerge. The genres integrated into this hentai gives the story a weirdness factor that cannot be ignored. After all is said and done, this hentai title remains the classic that it is.

#9: Stringendo: Angel-tachi no Private Lesson

At this school, hot girls and average male classmates become sexually involved with each other, meanwhile, a teacher fantasizes about his student. I feel like there is something wrong about that last part, but let’s just pretend that it’s okay just because it’s not real life. I’m going to assume that you’ve seen things more perverse hentai because this is not as perverse as it gets. I must mention that this anime leaves no room for guessing but still entertains you. It gets straight to the point when it comes to the adult content and the inconsistent animation quality is why it is not higher on this list. The female character designs were noticeably better than the male character designs which is in line with the plot and clearly the animator’s intention. Given the school setting, you may realize that a subject other than math and english is the main attraction. The overall purpose of this hentai has been accomplished, so let’s just pretend the plot matters at this point.

#8: Angel Blade

In this future world, the Earth’s surface is no longer habitable due to pollution. Humans live in cities above the smog, while the surface below, unknown to them, is home to a race of mutants. These mutants soon find out that Angel Blade, in all her might, appears as a force of justice to protect women. This parody of Go Nagai’s manga and anime, Cutey Honey and Kekko Kamen, inherits a touch of magical girl essence for the main character’s transformation scenes. When it comes to the execution of the plot, this hentai meets its goal. While the animation is average and the art style is an older type, it makes up for it with its outrageous and funny storyline. The character design is mainly futanari, so the ratio of female characters to male characters is equivalent to that of a harem, but just in reverse. Nevertheless, it shows promise in satisfying its target audience and those hormone crazed characters.

#7: Nikutai Ten’i (Body Transfer)

Kenichi, along with several of his schoolmates, stay after school to scope out a bizarre looking mirror that they discovered. Out of the blue, the entire building is transported to an alternate dimension and a magic field surrounds it, preventing them from escaping. Their minds have switched to other people’s bodies and the only way to switch bodies is when their sexual emotions are high. Kenichi must find a way to return everything back to normal before the dimension falls apart. Is it just me or is the concept of recurring body transfers absolutely hilarious? It is almost like a game of leapfrog or even “body-hopping”. How absurd! I still enjoyed it and I will probably watch it again. Let me say, that the title gives a hint to the storyline of this anime and it is quite enthralling minus the few plot holes, but I’m satisfied with the silliness of it all. Let me just end this one by saying that the art style was pleasing to the eyes and I’m not just talking about the nudity or am I?

#6: Lingeries

Yusuke Nakanishi begins his new job at the Best Beauty Body Lingerie Company. Charged to disrupt and eliminate the cohorts of an opposing faction, Nakanishi literally thrusts himself on the prowl after three of his sexy co-workers, around whom this sex drama spirals. Are we going to ignore that fact that the Nakanishi seems like a womanizer? Oh, alright then. With an intriguing plot, this hentai does not fall short in the thriller department. The female character designs and some of the male character designs meet an acceptable standard that the target audience is familiar with. Keeping this in mind, some of the male characters were not as easy on the eyes as others, but their purpose of adding to the plot does not go unnoticed. I mean, how could it? In the case of the animation, it was fairly executed, but what really captures the viewer is its inviting storyline. A splash of comedy and romance adds flavour to this hentai concoction, which may have the viewer glued to their seat. It takes its place as #6 because though it was short, the plot was a bit better than the previously ranked hentai. Who doesn’t enjoy a good office setting, if you know what I mean?

#5: Yakin Byoutou (Night Shift Nurses)

On a forbidden hospital ward, the head doctor performs madly erotic experiments, stripping the nursing staff of their uniforms, inhibitions and self-control. The head doctor is shocked by what he uncovers as the story progresses and let me tell you, it’s worth watching. The art style is a bit aged, but it is quite detailed in its executed. This hentai is another classic and though it may have you thinking differently about having eggs for breakfast, who ever thought that a hospital could be raunchy. Well, you won’t be disappointed; the head doctor certainly wasn’t. The story may teach you a few new tricks. It was exciting to see the way the everything played out. You won’t be a normal person after binge-watching this.

#4: Mankitsu Happening

Keiichi has always been unable to hold down a job because of his unintentional ability to seduce every girl that he met. I’m not going to spoil this one for you. You should see this yourself, but what I will do is tell you how I feel about it. The character types include sexually forward females and a guy who is a seemingly submissive chick magnet, which is absolutely interesting for a change. The comic relief fits well with the storyline and gives a relaxed feeling towards the characters. The animation encompasses the use of ahegao which is a trend that may not appeal to everyone and also affects its ranking. I’m not trying to be biased, but ahegao is really creepy. Does anyone agree with me? Please tell me I’m not just some sort of party pooper.

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