https://myspace.com/

you must be a pretzel

2098, team interrobad, the gravity dong
bunch of fuckin pretzels
salty little pretzels

guess i'm just tired of dealing with pretzels, salty little pretzels.

not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

instead of trying to make me eat my words and kick my ass in game,
they cry to other pretzel admins, who are lazy and only want to cater to shitty players who are looking for some bullshit social experience on a fucking video game.

i wasn't aware this was myspace, i didn't know this was tumbler or some other social media website where other losers gather to suck each others dicks after a hard day of work at there shitty minimal wage job.

admins should be preventing players from hacking, or using exploits and perhaps other in game elements that could effect a players ability to play the game.

instead, we have admins who don't understand that all they need to do is tell a player to grow the fuck up and client side mute someone if they dont want to listen to trash talk. if they don't take it heart and don't believe its true, then that would be the end of it. sadly, 90% of them are bad this game and take everything i say to heart and get twisted like a salty little buttmad pretzel.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.

fuck
pandas

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good stuff, sounds like something my friends would listen to a lot. they like grizzly bear and radiohead and all that jazz.

my tastes are a bit picky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvuNrlDIrGY

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test
is this thing on
test

That's crazy. Shit like that, especially with local bands always gets me.

http://nelsonvillains.bandcamp.com/track/for-minneapolis if you like modest mouse/halo benders and good lyrics

This. Don't expect anyone to have an inside look or full understanding on everything.
Exposure is exposure! I bet he was happy about it regardless of how silly it was.

anything advancing mobility would be amazing, perhaps a weapon like the detonator for jumping/but with bhopping available while the weapon is out.

pretty much this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4WLmdQJgw8

but with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He_rcRGvLlw&list=UUf3PDb_Ty9XO49sELeJ_XIQ

so what you are saying is go pub stomping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

fair enough