Love me some Elixir and Phoenix, any chance you'd consider open sourcing at some point?

He's fine.

No, that retelling is such a dramatized piece of crap.

^ from collected criticisms republished on Gary Marcus' blog (admittedly someone very much in the AI/LLM skeptic group).

We'll make that 1 year.

Good luck, looking forward to the live stats of matches as a companion to twitch streams

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Done, there's an example in the swagger docs at "/api/reservations/{id}" under the "progress" key.

Let's call it the serveme spring update:

• Cloud Servers - On-demand cloud VMs available to donators, provisioned in ~4 minutes. Hetzner (EU/NA), Vultr (EU/NA/AU/SEA), and Kamatera (EU/NA/AU/SEA) with locations worldwide.
  
• Serveme Cloud - Quick-to-start on-demand servers across all regions from our familiar datacenters, available to all users. Ready to play in about 20 seconds.
  
• Caster delay slider - Configurable delay on the live RCON/log feed to sync with SourceTV's 90s competitive delay, or stay just ahead so a cameraman can anticipate the action. "cheat feed".
  
• rcon maps command - Now shows every map that can be played on serveme, not just maps installed on the server. Maps get downloaded on demand from fastdl.serveme.tf
  
• Progress bars - Visual provisioning progress for all server types.
  
• Password refresh button - One-click random password generation on the reservation form.
  
• Discord bot improvements - Config suggestions per region, book command for cloud hosts. Banned? Use /serveme appeal on the serveme Discord.
  

Here's an updated list of the worldwide serveme.tf locations.

EU (serveme.tf)

Dedicated Servers

• France, Dunkirk — OmerBrigade #01-04
  
• France, Strasbourg — ElzasBrigade #01-04
  
• Germany, Frankfurt — MonikaBrigade #01-04
  

Serveme Cloud

• France, Dunkirk — omer (16 slots)
  
• France, Strasbourg — elzas (16 slots)
  
• Germany, Falkenstein — new (16 slots)
  
• Germany, Frankfurt — monika (16 slots)
  
• Netherlands, Rotterdam — bolus (20 slots)
  

Cloud VMs

• Finland, Helsinki — Hetzner
  
• France, Paris — Vultr
  
• Germany, Falkenstein — Hetzner
  
• Germany, Frankfurt — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Germany, Nuremberg — Hetzner
  
• Israel, Haifa — Kamatera
  
• Israel, Petah Tikva — Kamatera
  
• Israel, Rosh Haain — Kamatera (x2)
  
• Israel, Tel Aviv — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Italy, Milan — Kamatera
  
• Netherlands, Amsterdam — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Poland, Warsaw — Vultr
  
• South Africa, Johannesburg — Vultr
  
• Spain, Madrid — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Sweden, Stockholm — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• UK, London — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• UK, Manchester — Vultr
  

NA (na.serveme.tf)

Dedicated Servers

• USA, Chicago — CHI1 #01-12
  

Serveme Cloud

• USA, Chicago — chi1 (12 slots), chi2 (24 slots), chi3 (12 slots)
  
• USA, Dallas — dal (12 slots)
  
• USA, Kansas City — ks3 (20 slots)
  

Cloud VMs

• Brazil, São Paulo — Vultr
  
• Canada, Toronto — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Chile, Santiago — Vultr
  
• Mexico, Mexico City — Vultr
  
• USA, Ashburn — Hetzner
  
• USA, Atlanta — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, Chicago — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, Dallas — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, Hillsboro — Hetzner
  
• USA, Honolulu — Vultr
  
• USA, Los Angeles — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, Miami — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, New Jersey — Vultr
  
• USA, New York — Kamatera
  
• USA, Santa Clara — Kamatera
  
• USA, Seattle — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• USA, Silicon Valley — Vultr
  

AU (au.serveme.tf)

Dedicated Servers

• Australia, Sydney — ozfortress bookable #01-10
  

Serveme Cloud

• Australia, Sydney — ozfortress (10 slots)
  

Cloud VMs

• Australia, Melbourne — Vultr
  
• Australia, Sydney — Kamatera, Vultr
  

SEA (sea.serveme.tf)

Dedicated Servers

• Singapore, Singapore — PUBS.TF #01-04
  

Cloud VMs

• Hong Kong, Hong Kong — Kamatera
  
• India, Bangalore — Vultr
  
• India, Delhi NCR — Vultr
  
• India, Mumbai — Vultr
  
• Japan, Osaka — Vultr
  
• Japan, Tokyo — Kamatera, Vultr
  
• Singapore, Singapore — Hetzner, Kamatera, Vultr
  
• South Korea, Seoul — Vultr
  

This time is different

I'm very grateful for anyone that contributed and provided feedback about serveme.tf. After nearly 14 years of being an open source TF2 project that's somewhat important to the comp TF2 community, this is what the contributions look like:

https://i.imgur.com/EyTLMw8.png

I'm very much in favor of open sourcing things, but in my experience, just being open source didn't make a big difference to the project.

Baldurs Tod owns that I think. Their steam account is https://steamcommunity.com/id/baldurstod/

Taking a sample of 100 random serveme logs, 172MB uncompressed.

So probably something approaching 7TB uncompressed for all of logs.tf, but if you compress it with something quick and good like zstd, TF2 logs shrink over 20x, so you'll need 300GB of space or so.

Hence, 233DPM. And yeah, you would know, arctic.

I'm not sure if you want to understand, but you can catch crude cheats with crude tools, for example this player from a while back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT3gwbJs4ZM&t=2

You got exactly what you deserve, and you know it.

1476 unique serveme players on the day of your ban. Dirty sensors, aimgoblins, woolen mousepads, and players better than you could ever hope to be, it didn't matter, 0 detections for those 1476 players.

You had 49 detections in that single TF2Center game. Just because you set the aimbot to 1 degree doesn't mean the stupid server side AC won't see it, and ETF2L AC decided to ban you based on the STV demo because of how obvious it was.