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The Official Ford Gaming Ultidickl Tournament
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#31
3 Frags +

There are now two days left to register!

Do not miss out on the First Annual TOFGUTAFMMEC !

There are now two days left to register!

Do not miss out on the First Annual TOFGUTAFMMEC !
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#32
17 Frags +

Congratulations to team Pancake-Waffle Rifle who won the entire week-long event in 47 minutes since nobody else showed up (Including my teammates!).

Final standings and prize distribution:
1st: Me
2nd: Me
3rd: Me
Winner: Tomato Tom

See you all next year!

Congratulations to team Pancake-Waffle Rifle who won the entire week-long event in 47 minutes since nobody else showed up (Including my teammates!).

Final standings and prize distribution:
1st: Me
2nd: Me
3rd: Me
Winner: Tomato Tom

See you all next year!
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#33
6 Frags +

gg guys i had a lot of fun

gg guys i had a lot of fun
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#34
9 Frags +

Dear Waldo,

We, HedgeHog Hero and Tomato Tom (ceos of Pancake-Waffle Rifle[and members of goblin zone{specifically the demoman and medic of goblin zone black, respectively}]), have spent 18 hours a day practicing for this Tournament for the last 6 months. We took no breaks and were on the constant grind to perfect our ultidickl skills. We did this all to expand the skill ceiling of the game but also in order to win the desirable prize that you have provided
Due to all our effort and ability to come to the tournament on time we are therefore epic so give money pls.
We will use the $150 funds we acquire from this tournament in order to only expand ultidickl and our own ability to play it.
To show our true support for the ultidickl cause please consume the provided writings:

We truly are in this wonderful ultidickl age now, as tftv is in the process of transitioning to pure love ultidickl consciousness. Follow and listen to your heart, live in the moment, love yourself, ultidickl, and all sentient life, choose joy my friends. Radiate love everywhere you go, live to your divine limitless ultidickl potential. Trauma is an illusion, airshot is all. All the best to everyone

I am looking back on life. I see so much arbitrary hatred, so much wasted energy. And for what? We are so small in this vast expanse of a universe, there was no reason. We should have hugged each other tighter. But it is so clear to me now...politics, government, society, consciousness, life...all of it is an illusion. Even the crippling loneliness we all feel. There is a g0d watching us, and we were born into his universe. We are all bits. Pieces of code stemming from another universe. Another time. And so the cycle will continue. We will advance our technology to the point of creating a similar thing. People there will look up and wonder where they came from. Only when they give birth to their own universe will they understand…

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

I wish the Direct Hit had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. But then, So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

I'll miss splash damage, but a soldier needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.

After reading all our reasoning for why we should be awarded our rightful 1st place prize of $150, you are surely convinced. To give us our earned money ($150[usd{dollars}]) please contact hedgehog hero at https://steamcommunity.com/id/meowmixdelivers/. If a fragmovie is needed we can make one using our scrims

Thank you,
Hedgehog Hero & Tomato Tom

TOMATO FROG

https://i.imgur.com/AxKIU28.jpg

Dear Waldo,

We, HedgeHog Hero and Tomato Tom (ceos of Pancake-Waffle Rifle[and members of goblin zone{specifically the demoman and medic of goblin zone black, respectively}]), have spent 18 hours a day practicing for this Tournament for the last 6 months. We took no breaks and were on the constant grind to perfect our ultidickl skills. We did this all to expand the skill ceiling of the game but also in order to win the desirable prize that you have provided
Due to all our effort and ability to come to the tournament on time we are therefore epic so give money pls.
We will use the $150 funds we acquire from this tournament in order to only expand ultidickl and our own ability to play it.
To show our true support for the ultidickl cause please consume the provided writings:


We truly are in this wonderful ultidickl age now, as tftv is in the process of transitioning to pure love ultidickl consciousness. Follow and listen to your heart, live in the moment, love yourself, ultidickl, and all sentient life, choose joy my friends. Radiate love everywhere you go, live to your divine limitless ultidickl potential. Trauma is an illusion, airshot is all. All the best to everyone


I am looking back on life. I see so much arbitrary hatred, so much wasted energy. And for what? We are so small in this vast expanse of a universe, there was no reason. We should have hugged each other tighter. But it is so clear to me now...politics, government, society, consciousness, life...all of it is an illusion. Even the crippling loneliness we all feel. There is a g0d watching us, and we were born into his universe. We are all bits. Pieces of code stemming from another universe. Another time. And so the cycle will continue. We will advance our technology to the point of creating a similar thing. People there will look up and wonder where they came from. Only when they give birth to their own universe will they understand…


I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


I wish the Direct Hit had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. But then, So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.


I'll miss splash damage, but a soldier needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.


After reading all our reasoning for why we should be awarded our rightful 1st place prize of $150, you are surely convinced. To give us our earned money ($150[usd{dollars}]) please contact hedgehog hero at https://steamcommunity.com/id/meowmixdelivers/. If a fragmovie is needed we can make one using our scrims


Thank you,
Hedgehog Hero & Tomato Tom

TOMATO FROG
[img]https://i.imgur.com/AxKIU28.jpg[/img]
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#35
5 Frags +

Waldo when would you like to claim the demo review

Waldo when would you like to claim the demo review
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