Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Vermeulen(PHD in gaming) suggested a hypothesis to myself, Dr. Hurley(PHD in everything), that hoodies enhance performance of aim(track/flicking) with a mouse in shooter games on a Personal Computer Device. I was in disbelief but Dr. Vermeulen had done research and had test subjects attempt to prove the hypothesis correct, I asked Dr. Vermeulen to share his results and he did indeed, his test subject named A.S.C.E.N.D(crafted by Dr. Vermeulen) also referred to as "Ginger" due to it's colour, was put into a Deathmatch server on Counter Strike Global Offensive. Test 1 was without a hoodie and Ginger combusted and was then equipped with a hoodie and then the flames were extinguished and Ginger then proceeded to hit every bullet that was fired with a mixture of flicking and tracking, but Ginger was a bot crafted by Dr. Vermeulen and therefore may have had an unfair advantage to the human players of these games.
Dr. Vermeulen then joined a Deathmatch server on Team Fortress 2, test 1 without a hoodie. Dr. Vermeulen noticed that his bullets would heal the enemy players when they were shot and Dr. Vermeulen had a kill/death ratio of -69/420. Test 2, Dr. Vermeulen then equipped his favourite hoodie(The Northface) and then was removed from the Deathmatch sever for being suspected of using aimbot. He then joined My Gaming Edge and without a hoodie he lost all of his elo and had 0 elo, then he put on his hoodie and joined Badlands Spire Arena(5) and defeated MGE V!s with a score of 20-0. This proved that Dr. Vermeulen's aim had increased drastically with the equiption of a hoodie, but this is in FPS games.
Dr. Vermeulen then joined the Fortnite Battle Royale™ to engage in an Epic™ battle. Test 1 was with no hoodie, after thanking the bus driver of the Battle Bus™ he was then shot in the face by an Epic™ gamer due to the lack of a hoodie. Dr. Vermeulen then put his hoodie on for another round to secure his #VictoryRoyale, he was capable of killing Epic™ gamers while they were on the Battle Bus™. He then defeated Ninja, claiming his spot as the most Epic™ gamer and is the most popular Fortnite™ streamer over at https://www.twitch.tv/ties___ with an Epic™ 12 followers.
You may be asking yourself, "how does a hoodie increase my aim so much than to not be wearing a hoodie". Well, the hoodie stops the blood flow to your hands which then the brain reacts by sending signals down and then sends the bodies most secret fluid which was unknown to myself and Dr. Vermeulen before this research, we named this fluid, Gamer Blood™, it's a purple liquid which is stored in the left coronary artery which when blood flow is halted in the hands, this liquid will take the role of blood but enhances all type of movement with a mouse due to the temperature(37.2°C). Gamer Blood™ is the key to aiming, put on a hoodie now to see the improvement, want to see some famous Esport Professional Gamers™ response to this.
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More Esport Professional Gamers™ were asked but their response was not correct and they shall not be mentioned due to this and they are higher divisions than myself and Dr. Vermeulen.
This concludes our experiment, it was proven correct, and we would like you, the Epic™ readers of this article to try this for yourself.
Thank you, Dr. Hurley and Dr. Vermeulen.