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CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD
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#181
6 Frags +

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#182
5 Frags +
flatlineyou posted in this thread

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[quote=flatline]you posted in this thread[/quote]
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#183
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#184
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#185
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#186
6 Frags +

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
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#187
26 Frags +

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#188
8 Frags +

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#189
6 Frags +
CrayonNipplehttp://i.imgur.com/n5qv6l4.png

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[quote=CrayonNipple][img]http://i.imgur.com/n5qv6l4.png[/img][/quote]
[b]hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m[/b]
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#190
4 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
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#191
5 Frags +

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/58765/1.0

CrayonNipplehttp://i.imgur.com/n5qv6l4.png
[img]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/58765/1.0[/img][quote=CrayonNipple][img]http://i.imgur.com/n5qv6l4.png[/img][/quote]
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#192
6 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/3jmjz.png

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#193
7 Frags +

since thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight

since thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight
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#194
8 Frags +

On the topic of memes, did you know the origin of the word meme comes from the book The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_Selfish_Gene3.jpg

I highly recommend it!

On the topic of memes, did you know the origin of the word meme comes from the book [i]The Selfish Gene[/i] by Richard Dawkins?

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_Selfish_Gene3.jpg[/img]

I highly recommend it!
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#195
5 Frags +
narfsince thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight
[quote=narf]since thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight[/quote]
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#196
17 Frags +

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#197
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[quote=DirtyMort][quote=narf]since thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight[/quote][/quote]

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#198
-5 Frags +

Who doesn't mpknow that zz

Who doesn't mpknow that zz
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#199
6 Frags +

wafflepwn

wafflepwn
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#200
12 Frags +

https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/115983219/images/13d0e086d08f0905.jpg

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#201
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#202
6 Frags +

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#203
5 Frags +
cerealDirtyMortnarfsince thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight
[quote=cereal][img][quote=DirtyMort][quote=narf]since thread is goin' so fast and no one will see this, i'm straight[/quote][/quote]
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#204
11 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/ie6pzUN.png

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#205
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#206
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http://www.sfreporter.com/santafe/imgs/media.images/7020/kony-2012-poster.widea.jpg

[img]http://www.sfreporter.com/santafe/imgs/media.images/7020/kony-2012-poster.widea.jpg[/img]
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#207
7 Frags +

http://imgur.com/u2bxThU

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#208
7 Frags +

tatuwah!!

tatuwah!!
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#209
11 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/Jkc7c6o.jpg

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#210
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