nopeAw cmon why does his name have to be damien :( i feel tainted
Alright i'm taking suggestions for a new irl name, i've always wanted an excuse to call myself Grant Vincent
http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/Funny/Unfortunate%20Names%201/funny-names.jpg
[quote=nope]Aw cmon why does his name have to be damien :( i feel tainted
Alright i'm taking suggestions for a new irl name, i've always wanted an excuse to call myself Grant Vincent[/quote]
[img]http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/Funny/Unfortunate%20Names%201/funny-names.jpg[/img]
phobiaSomeone put tenaciousg and gasgara on a team together pls
I'd rather tanciousg on my team because he's pure gold. This guy's just sad.
[quote=phobia]Someone put tenaciousg and gasgara on a team together pls[/quote]
I'd rather tanciousg on my team because he's pure gold. This guy's just sad.
Hi we're Toxicology Report looking for players. We think we can hang in high open if not win the div outright.
Here's our roster so far:
Scout: axio
Scout: tenaciousg
Pocket: atomisk
Demo: gasgara
Roamer: slowbro
Med: you???
Hit me up for tryouts.
Hi we're Toxicology Report looking for players. We think we can hang in high open if not win the div outright.
Here's our roster so far:
Scout: axio
Scout: tenaciousg
Pocket: atomisk
Demo: gasgara
Roamer: slowbro
Med: you???
Hit me up for tryouts.
Someone fill me in about atomisk
Someone fill me in about atomisk
GeknaiirWhat Hungrybox is to Smash Bros, I am to TF2- "I lack the tech skill so I use gimmicks to win."
why would you use hbox????
did you not read the quote wtf
[quote=Geknaiir][quote]What Hungrybox is to Smash Bros, I am to TF2- "I lack the tech skill so I use gimmicks to win."[/quote]
why would you use hbox????[/quote]
did you not read the quote wtf
HuckI hope he comes here and argues.
We are in desperate need of a juicy thread.
i agree
(accidental double posterino)
[quote=Huck]I hope he comes here and argues.
We are in desperate need of a juicy thread.[/quote]
i agree
(accidental double posterino)
who is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude
who is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude
mustardoverlordwho is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude
was going to link the thread but it's been memory hole'd
[quote=mustardoverlord]who is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude[/quote]
was going to link the thread but it's been memory hole'd
tetrominoHi we're Toxicology Report looking for players. We think we can hang in high open if not win the div outright.
Here's our roster so far:
Scout: axio
Scout: tenaciousg
Pocket: atomisk
Demo: gasgara
Roamer: slowbro
Med: you???
Hit me up for tryouts.
I think t0rr1t would be your safest bet on getting a really toxic medic
[quote=tetromino]Hi we're Toxicology Report looking for players. We think we can hang in high open if not win the div outright.
Here's our roster so far:
Scout: axio
Scout: tenaciousg
Pocket: atomisk
Demo: gasgara
Roamer: slowbro
Med: you???
Hit me up for tryouts.[/quote]
I think t0rr1t would be your safest bet on getting a really toxic medic
StaticVoidEDIT: I went back and apparently I was wrong, he was demanding $300,000 per week for every server that was running his map. Source
That thread is some top notch trolling right there.
"Valve should be so lucky as to get ahold of someone like me who knows the engine and its limitations as well as I do. The fact that I am not showered with gratuity and given instant admin abiliy globally on all Skial servers is a slap in the face to me, and now makes you my enemy, sadly. Oh well."
[quote=StaticVoid]EDIT: I went back and apparently I was wrong, he was demanding $300,000 per week for every server that was running his map. [url=https://www.skial.com/threads/new-portal-map-portal13-the-long-awaited-rebuild-is-complete.48110/#post-533407]Source[/url][/quote]
That thread is some top notch trolling right there.
"Valve should be so lucky as to get ahold of someone like me who knows the engine and its limitations as well as I do. The fact that I am not showered with gratuity and given instant admin abiliy globally on all Skial servers is a slap in the face to me, and now makes you my enemy, sadly. Oh well."
runescape_boy_420mustardoverlordwho is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude
http://pastebin.com/G31uzY4k im p sure but i might be confused
nah, slowbro was some guy in tf2center who was being a big goon and it got made into a video and he played pro basketball and talked a lot of shit and his dad was australian (?) and bronze mge'd him on stream and he went to jail for like littering or something and then mana and enigma killed the thread because personal info about him was being shared and so now all trace of it has been wiped from tftv but that pastebin had me rolling so maybe your guy can try out for medic?
[quote=runescape_boy_420][quote=mustardoverlord]who is slowbro
I fear I must have missed that dude[/quote]
http://pastebin.com/G31uzY4k im p sure but i might be confused[/quote]
nah, slowbro was some guy in tf2center who was being a big goon and it got made into a video and he played pro basketball and talked a lot of shit and his dad was australian (?) and bronze mge'd him on stream and he went to jail for like littering or something and then mana and enigma killed the thread because personal info about him was being shared and so now all trace of it has been wiped from tftv but that pastebin had me rolling so maybe your guy can try out for medic?
I think I should just favorite it so I can always look at some good ol' gold
I think I should just favorite it so I can always look at some good ol' gold
[quote=mathsad]he favorites his own tweets ROFL
https://twitter.com/Gasgara/status/556919114460327938
https://twitter.com/Gasgara/status/556918255068409856[/quote]
why would he post them if he didnt like him
phobiaSomeone fill me in about atomisk
The Short: He's bad but thinks he's good.
The longerish: He's really bad, spent 1200 hours in MGE as soldier and never made it out of steel, really cocky and has a massive fucking ego. Came here made an LFT thread for medic or scout and everyone ripped on him about how hes only good at soldier in MGE and nothing else. He basically had an unfinished short story about himself on his profile about how he overcame some internet bullies and was on a quest to become to greatest soldier to ever play the game. He also had quotes from himself on his profile.
[quote=phobia]Someone fill me in about atomisk[/quote]
The Short: He's bad but thinks he's good.
The longerish: He's really bad, spent 1200 hours in MGE as soldier and never made it out of steel, really cocky and has a massive fucking ego. Came here made an LFT thread for medic or scout and everyone ripped on him about how hes only good at soldier in MGE and nothing else. He basically had an unfinished short story about himself on his profile about how he overcame some internet bullies and was on a quest to become to greatest soldier to ever play the game. He also had quotes from himself on his profile.
It's funny how he keeps all the egoistic/praising comments while he deletes the ones that show the ugly truth.
It's funny how he keeps all the egoistic/praising comments while he deletes the ones that show the ugly truth.
inb4 Gasgara plat this season
inb4 Gasgara plat this season
Hi. I'm Dross.
This thread is amazing.
Huck's pictures made me almost die laughing, good shit. I half-expected my (admittedly very satirical) guide to cause a shitstorm, but not of this magnitude, this is better than expected!
I've edited the introduction of the guide to be more clear.
I actually have played with silver/gold players, although most of them were probably silver. It was this game http://i.imgur.com/pTol7qQ.png
It was a 9v9 Lakeside. Not sure why the format is like that, but I know that at one point in the game I landed 4 pipes on 4 players and got 4 kills when my medic popped crits, so who needs stickies? I know "that cruel cruel medics" was in a silver team last season that is now gold this season etc.
The games that Volt was referring to were only 2 games where I subbed that I wasn't even trying in. My skill has curved so far up since then it isn't even funny. Volt also implied that I never played with anyone above steel in a 9v9 which is false. The Lakeside game I subbed in was full of silvers+golds. I'm probably milking the game but idc, You can't accuse me of making shit up that actually happened.
There is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level. I may be a one trick pony, but so is Hungrybox, and he just won Paragon 2015.
I'd apologize but none of you deserve it. This is just a shitposting/circlejerk thread where you are all patting each others backs over one line that was in my guide, I honestly found this thread funnier than most of you have. My ego has skyrocketed since this thread began. Someone on my friends list pointed out how maturely I'm dealing with this "drama". It isn't drama. It's fucking publicity. Being the stoic person (and the troll) that I am I've enjoyed every minute of this thread, I assure you.
These last 2 days I've felt like the auricom5 of TFTV.
I love you all for contributing to this thread and I'm glad I got publicity (not the best kind, albeit) but publicity nonetheless.
I look forward to 9v9, Pubbing, and MGE'ing everyone who doubts me and I hope you all had a wonderful Tuesday.
Cheers.
-Dross
Hi. I'm Dross.
This thread is amazing.
Huck's pictures made me almost die laughing, good shit. I half-expected my (admittedly very satirical) guide to cause a shitstorm, but not of this magnitude, this is better than expected!
I've edited the introduction of the guide to be more clear.
I actually have played with silver/gold players, although most of them were probably silver. It was this game http://i.imgur.com/pTol7qQ.png
It was a 9v9 Lakeside. Not sure why the format is like that, but I know that at one point in the game I landed 4 pipes on 4 players and got 4 kills when my medic popped crits, so who needs stickies? I know "that cruel cruel medics" was in a silver team last season that is now gold this season etc.
The games that Volt was referring to were only 2 games where I subbed that I wasn't even trying in. My skill has curved so far up since then it isn't even funny. Volt also implied that I never played with anyone above steel in a 9v9 which is false. The Lakeside game I subbed in was full of silvers+golds. I'm probably milking the game but idc, You can't accuse me of making shit up that actually happened.
There is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level. I may be a one trick pony, but so is Hungrybox, and he just won Paragon 2015.
I'd apologize but none of you deserve it. This is just a shitposting/circlejerk thread where you are all patting each others backs over one line that was in my guide, I honestly found this thread funnier than most of you have. My ego has skyrocketed since this thread began. Someone on my friends list pointed out how maturely I'm dealing with this "drama". It isn't drama. It's fucking publicity. Being the stoic person (and the troll) that I am I've enjoyed every minute of this thread, I assure you.
These last 2 days I've felt like the auricom5 of TFTV.
I love you all for contributing to this thread and I'm glad I got publicity (not the best kind, albeit) but publicity nonetheless.
I look forward to 9v9, Pubbing, and MGE'ing everyone who doubts me and I hope you all had a wonderful Tuesday.
Cheers.
-Dross
im confused does that log actually have any gold players??
nvm you went 3-5 you're really not even trying anymore
[s]im confused does that log actually have any gold players??[/s]
nvm you went 3-5 you're really not even trying anymore
GasgaraHi. I'm Gasgara.
This thread is amazing.
Huck's pictures made me almost die laughing, good shit. I half-expected my (admittedly very satirical) guide to cause a shitstorm, but not of this magnitude, this is better than expected!
I've edited the introduction of the guide to be more clear.
I actually have played with silver/gold players, although most of them were probably silver. It was this game http://i.imgur.com/pTol7qQ.png
It was a 9v9 Lakeside. Not sure why the format is like that, but I know that at one point in the game I landed 4 pipes on 4 players and got 4 kills when my medic popped crits, so who needs stickies? I know "that cruel cruel medics" was in a silver team last season that is now gold this season etc.
The games that Volt was referring to were only 2 games where I subbed that I wasn't even trying in. My skill has curved so far up since then it isn't even funny. Volt also implied that I never played with anyone above steel in a 9v9 which is false. The Lakeside game I subbed in was full of silvers+golds. I'm probably milking the game but idc, You can't accuse me of making shit up that actually happened.
There is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level. I may be a one trick pony, but so is Hungrybox, and he just won Paragon 2015.
I'd apologize but none of you deserve it. This is just a shitposting/circlejerk thread where you are all patting each others backs over one line that was in my guide, I honestly found this thread funnier than most of you have. My ego has skyrocketed since this thread began. Someone on my friends list pointed out how maturely I'm dealing with this "drama". It isn't drama. It's fucking publicity. Being the stoic person (and the troll) that I am I've enjoyed every minute of this thread, I assure you.
These last 2 days I've felt like the auricom5 of TFTV.
I love you all for contributing to this thread and I'm glad I got publicity (not the best kind, albeit) but publicity nonetheless.
I look forward to 9v9, Pubbing, and MGE'ing everyone who doubts me and I hope you all had a wonderful Tuesday.
Cheers.
-Gasgara
Go kill yourself
[quote=Gasgara]Hi. I'm Gasgara.
This thread is amazing.
Huck's pictures made me almost die laughing, good shit. I half-expected my (admittedly very satirical) guide to cause a shitstorm, but not of this magnitude, this is better than expected!
I've edited the introduction of the guide to be more clear.
I actually have played with silver/gold players, although most of them were probably silver. It was this game http://i.imgur.com/pTol7qQ.png
It was a 9v9 Lakeside. Not sure why the format is like that, but I know that at one point in the game I landed 4 pipes on 4 players and got 4 kills when my medic popped crits, so who needs stickies? I know "that cruel cruel medics" was in a silver team last season that is now gold this season etc.
The games that Volt was referring to were only 2 games where I subbed that I wasn't even trying in. My skill has curved so far up since then it isn't even funny. Volt also implied that I never played with anyone above steel in a 9v9 which is false. The Lakeside game I subbed in was full of silvers+golds. I'm probably milking the game but idc, You can't accuse me of making shit up that actually happened.
There is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level. I may be a one trick pony, but so is Hungrybox, and he just won Paragon 2015.
I'd apologize but none of you deserve it. This is just a shitposting/circlejerk thread where you are all patting each others backs over one line that was in my guide, I honestly found this thread funnier than most of you have. My ego has skyrocketed since this thread began. Someone on my friends list pointed out how maturely I'm dealing with this "drama". It isn't drama. It's fucking publicity. Being the stoic person (and the troll) that I am I've enjoyed every minute of this thread, I assure you.
These last 2 days I've felt like the auricom5 of TFTV.
I love you all for contributing to this thread and I'm glad I got publicity (not the best kind, albeit) but publicity nonetheless.
I look forward to 9v9, Pubbing, and MGE'ing everyone who doubts me and I hope you all had a wonderful Tuesday.
Cheers.
-Gasgara[/quote]
Go kill yourself
GasgaraCheers.
-Gasgara
smh
[quote=Gasgara]
Cheers.
-Gasgara[/quote]
smh
Silver -> Gold -> Invite
The secrets of the invite illuminati are made bare.
Silver -> Gold -> Invite
The secrets of the invite illuminati are made bare.
Gasgara-lol u got trold xd so funi-
atomisk pt. 2: stroke harder
[quote=Gasgara]-lol u got trold xd so funi-[/quote]
atomisk pt. 2: stroke harder
I'm just here to jump in the cheers bandwagon.
Cheers,
fish
I'm just here to jump in the cheers bandwagon.
Cheers,
fish
Are you actually trying to prove your skill by showing us that you've played with silver/gold players in a pug?
Are you actually trying to prove your [i]skill[/i] by showing us that you've played with silver/gold players in a pug?
[quote=Gasgara]nonsense[/quote]
[img]http://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/csdmeh[/img]
GasgaraThere is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level.
Cheers.
-Gasgara
Hey I played in plat and I wasn't able to make the jump to invite and instead I had to play in open.
How would you suggest that I or other aspiring players make the jump to invite?
Cheers.
-Huck
[quote=Gasgara]
There is already a new 9v9 team (around silver I think) that wants me to main Demo for 'em. In the future I may climb to gold and maybe if I'm lucky Plat/Invite level.
Cheers.
-Gasgara[/quote]
Hey I played in plat and I wasn't able to make the jump to invite and instead I had to play in open.
How would you suggest that I or other aspiring players make the jump to invite?
Cheers.
-Huck
[img]http://www.tiffanylovesbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/leo-cheers.gif[/img]
Gasgaraand got 4 kills
but it says u have 3 frags
[quote=Gasgara]and got 4 kills
[/quote]
but it says u have 3 frags