Hello, there.

I'm not gonna lie. I've watched several shoutcasts of HL and 6v6 games, but I have absolutely zero personal experience with the competitive scene. I have no interests in becoming ridiculously skilled or winning every match possible, all I want out of this is to play with and against competent teams that know what they're doing, and actually enjoy playing Medic rather than dealing with the sub-par IQ of pubs. Not that I'm against simply goofing off a little, but I find the thrill of a good team working together infinitely more enjoyable.

I'm looking for a HL team, because quite honestly, 6v6s simply look boring. (Plus, I hear they ban damn near everything on there.) I consider myself a very good medic, over 100 hours on him, though it might not mean much to those of you who have played this game for years. While I do have a mic, I don't have Mumble or anything of the sort. Not yet, at least. When I actually join a team, then I'll have reason to download it.

To explain my own personality so that you'll know what to deal with, while I do consider myself an intellectual, I'm a snarker, plain and simple. And as such, I'm also a fan of self-deprecation, take that as you will. I can be very polite and cordial, mind you, but don't be surprised if/when I let out snappy comment here and there. I don't care much for winning or losing so as long both teams play well and I can actually play the game rather than stare at the respawn screen for half of it. I can be very levelheaded when needed, but I'll admit that I can be little...off sometimes, to put it mildly. Also, I have a bit of a lisp.

I don't have much of a life outside of playing games, though I won't always be on at any given time. Close to it, though. Life happens, and all that.

So, if you're still reading this and I've interested you even remotely, do feel free to let me know. Otherwise, feel free to leave me to rot, and I'll just huddle up in a corner and cry myself to sleep.

Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.