I read a gotfrag post back in they day where the OP was asking the community if, after taking a dump, would they wipe their ass while sitting on the toilet, or standing up.
Personally, I am a sitter. The thread was many pages long and I was amazed by how many people actually stand up to wipe their ass. It doesn't make any sense to me.
So how about you guys? lol
I read a gotfrag post back in they day where the OP was asking the community if, after taking a dump, would they wipe their ass while sitting on the toilet, or standing up.
Personally, I am a sitter. The thread was many pages long and I was amazed by how many people actually stand up to wipe their ass. It doesn't make any sense to me.
So how about you guys? lol
How are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?
How are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?
You move your body forward so your buttcrack is out of the toilet seat. Also barring an extremely small seat or an extremely large ass, it shouldn't be too hard to do that.
You move your body forward so your buttcrack is out of the toilet seat. Also barring an extremely small seat or an extremely large ass, it shouldn't be too hard to do that.
the301stspartanHow are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?
how did you survive this long
[quote=the301stspartan]How are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?[/quote]
how did you survive this long
boomerthe301stspartanHow are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?
how did you survive this long
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I don't wipe
[quote=boomer][quote=the301stspartan]How are you supposed to reach down to your behind while still sitting? Do you noclip thorugh the toilet?[/quote]
how did you survive this long[/quote]
[spoiler]I don't wipe[/spoiler]
At home: sit
In a public restroom: squat/stand while thinking "oh god don't touch the toilet seat why couldn't i wait until i got home"
At home: sit
In a public restroom: squat/stand while thinking "oh god don't touch the toilet seat why couldn't i wait until i got home"
Amaryllis knows what's up.
Amaryllis knows what's up.
Always standing. I don't like contorting my wrist and stuff
Always standing. I don't like contorting my wrist and stuff
Standing. Too scared to get my hand down near the toilet seat after what I just did.
Standing. Too scared to get my hand down near the toilet seat after what I just did.
Thread of the year.
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I didn't even know people stand whilst on the toilet o_o
Thread of the year.
[spoiler]I didn't even know people stand whilst on the toilet o_o[/spoiler]
I dont shit in public. Had too many bad things happen that i dont wanna talk about. I wipe when i sit down
i suck at sentence structure
I dont shit in public. Had too many bad things happen that i dont wanna talk about. I wipe when i sit down
i suck at sentence structure
http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/1jvn9x/dae_stand_up_to_wipe_their_butt/cbiuq37
My way is kinda strange as well. I'm male so I sit down and lift my genitals and basically go under them and wipe from the back (nearest my back) to the front (nearest my gonads) and then when I'm done I do a quick wipe or two in the opposite direction just in case.
Never dunked my hand in nasty poo water or anything, my cheeks are spread nice and even and I always wipe until there's nothing so I am pleased with my wiping technique. I find if I wipe any other way I don't collect as much poo so I get suspicious that I'm not being as effective.
this guy takes the cake
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phobiaI dont shit in public. Had too many bad things happen that i dont wanna talk about i wipe when i sit down
fitting
http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/1jvn9x/dae_stand_up_to_wipe_their_butt/cbiuq37
[quote]My way is kinda strange as well. I'm male so I sit down and lift my genitals and basically go under them and wipe from the back (nearest my back) to the front (nearest my gonads) and then when I'm done I do a quick wipe or two in the opposite direction just in case.
Never dunked my hand in nasty poo water or anything, my cheeks are spread nice and even and I always wipe until there's nothing so I am pleased with my wiping technique. I find if I wipe any other way I don't collect as much poo so I get suspicious that I'm not being as effective. [/quote]
this guy takes the cake
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[quote=phobia]I dont shit in public. Had too many bad things happen that i dont wanna talk about i wipe when i sit down[/quote]
fitting
I had a friend who told our group of friends that he did the junk-lift and back-to-front wipe, back in high school. I always wondered if he was full of shit and trying to be funny but he maintains that he did it that way until he felt self-conscious about everyone telling him that was fucking weird.
I had a friend who told our group of friends that he did the junk-lift and back-to-front wipe, back in high school. I always wondered if he was full of shit and trying to be funny but he maintains that he did it that way until he felt self-conscious about everyone telling him that was fucking weird.
Why am i reading this @ 5:47 in the morning.
Why am i reading this @ 5:47 in the morning.
turtsmcgurtshttp://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/1jvn9x/dae_stand_up_to_wipe_their_butt/cbiuq37
My way is kinda strange as well. I'm male so I sit down and lift my genitals and basically go under them and wipe from the back (nearest my back) to the front (nearest my gonads) and then when I'm done I do a quick wipe or two in the opposite direction just in case.
Never dunked my hand in nasty poo water or anything, my cheeks are spread nice and even and I always wipe until there's nothing so I am pleased with my wiping technique. I find if I wipe any other way I don't collect as much poo so I get suspicious that I'm not being as effective.
I do this as well.
[quote=turtsmcgurts]http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/1jvn9x/dae_stand_up_to_wipe_their_butt/cbiuq37
My way is kinda strange as well. I'm male so I sit down and lift my genitals and basically go under them and wipe from the back (nearest my back) to the front (nearest my gonads) and then when I'm done I do a quick wipe or two in the opposite direction just in case.
Never dunked my hand in nasty poo water or anything, my cheeks are spread nice and even and I always wipe until there's nothing so I am pleased with my wiping technique. I find if I wipe any other way I don't collect as much poo so I get suspicious that I'm not being as effective.[/quote]
I do this as well.
Reminded me of this:
http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope
Reminds me of something Monkeh wrote in a similar thread over at ETF2L
I remember being equally surprised when I found out it
Reminds me of something Monkeh wrote in a similar thread over at ETF2L
[quote]I remember being equally surprised when I found out it
http://etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-26248/?recent=457343
I like to do the forward lean and lift. It's a personal favorite.
I like to do the forward lean and lift. It's a personal favorite.
I lean back and clench my thighs
lol yoga
I lean back and clench my thighs
lol yoga
boppetIm in the middle
This
http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/evolve-742058.jpg
"the one on the left"
not upright, not sitting.
[quote=boppet]Im in the middle[/quote]
This
[img]http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/evolve-742058.jpg[/img]
"the one on the left"
not upright, not sitting.
Weird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.
Weird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.
I hate it when you take a shit and go to wipe, and every time you wipe it just doesn't go away. You keep wiping and the poo doesn't stop coming, making you take like 10 minutes to wipe.
I hate it when you take a shit and go to wipe, and every time you wipe it just doesn't go away. You keep wiping and the poo doesn't stop coming, making you take like 10 minutes to wipe.
smakersWeird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao92t6_lvKE&feature=player_detailpage&t=156
[quote=smakers]Weird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao92t6_lvKE&feature=player_detailpage&t=156
people sit while wiping what the fuck
i was completely unaware of this what is going on i dont understand i need some thinking time alone
people sit while wiping what the fuck
i was completely unaware of this what is going on i dont understand i need some thinking time alone
smakersWeird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.
Just when I thought I heard everything
[quote=smakers]Weird thread, sting.
Stand up, let your ass cheeks mash together--smearing the poo. Take 1 square of TP, poke your finger through the middle, reach back, use your finger to scoop the poo up, then use the square of TP to scrape the poo off your finger. Just like a real man does it. Saves you $300 a year on toilet paper too. 1000 shits per roll.[/quote]
Just when I thought I heard everything
stand. part. wipe. repeat.
stand. part. wipe. repeat.
Zantpeople sit while wiping what the fuck
i was completely unaware of this what is going on i dont understand i need some thinking time alone
LOL
thats what happened to me except the opposite, people wipe standing up?? wtf
[quote=Zant]people sit while wiping what the fuck
i was completely unaware of this what is going on i dont understand i need some thinking time alone[/quote]
LOL
thats what happened to me except the opposite, people wipe standing up?? wtf
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