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How the fuck does my friend get more girls than me
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#1
17 Frags +

He told a girl he liked her online. she liked him back.

but look at this fucking conversation.

can you make heads or tails of this

Him: I told her
ahgjkasghjkas
me: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Him: HIM: (9:04 PM) lsio bab wan to tell u sumthig donut be mad w/ bab u dont have 2 say nethink ok?? this is wierd of bab to say but bab kno is more wired 4 u to hear
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab like u but is not goig to chane how bab act to u!!!
HIM: (9:04 PM) u alway bab babacum
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab is bad for sayig but bab ned to say
HIM: (9:04 PM) pls donut be mad to baba

Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday
me: that is
i dont know
Him: WHAT
me: why are you saying it wont change how you act towards her
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
me: dont you want to date her or something
Sent at 10:09 PM on Thursday
Him: Her: (9:07 PM) wut u men ba
Her: (9:07 PM) i tole u i not gud u say i alway gud
HIM:: (9:08 PM) bab liek u like u lsia!!!
Her: (9:08 PM) even if i bad u not
Her: (9:08 PM) awwwwwwwww bab!!!!
HIM: (9:08 PM) that is wat bab say
Her: (9:08 PM) aba
Her: (9:08 PM) isi t ok if i liek u
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove

Sent at 10:12 PM on Thursday
Him: I'm so happy right now, dude
me: she obv like u brah
u just needed to take ur prize
Him: No game over
me: bab
glad it worked out. now what
Man
I'm so happy right now
Best way this could have went down
Sent at 10:21 PM on Thursday
me: im glad

Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday

This was around 4 days ago but I saved the chat

He told a girl he liked her online. she liked him back.

but look at this fucking conversation.

can you make heads or tails of this

Him: I told her
ahgjkasghjkas
me: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Him: [b]HIM: (9:04 PM) lsio bab wan to tell u sumthig donut be mad w/ bab u dont have 2 say nethink ok?? this is wierd of bab to say but bab kno is more wired 4 u to hear
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab like u but is not goig to chane how bab act to u!!!
HIM: (9:04 PM) u alway bab babacum
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab is bad for sayig but bab ned to say
HIM: (9:04 PM) pls donut be mad to baba[/b]
Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday
me: that is
i dont know
Him: WHAT
me: why are you saying it wont change how you act towards her
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
me: dont you want to date her or something
Sent at 10:09 PM on Thursday
Him: [b]Her: (9:07 PM) wut u men ba
Her: (9:07 PM) i tole u i not gud u say i alway gud
HIM:: (9:08 PM) bab liek u like u lsia!!!
Her: (9:08 PM) even if i bad u not
Her: (9:08 PM) awwwwwwwww bab!!!!
HIM: (9:08 PM) that is wat bab say
Her: (9:08 PM) aba
Her: (9:08 PM) isi t ok if i liek u
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove[/b]
Sent at 10:12 PM on Thursday
Him: I'm so happy right now, dude
me: she obv like u brah
u just needed to take ur prize
Him: No game over
me: bab
glad it worked out. now what
Man
I'm so happy right now
Best way this could have went down
Sent at 10:21 PM on Thursday
me: im glad

Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday

This was around 4 days ago but I saved the chat
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#2
13 Frags +

bab

[b]bab[/b]
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#3
20 Frags +

are they brazilian

are they brazilian
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#4
14 Frags +

Some advanced linguistics right there.

Some advanced linguistics right there.
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#5
9 Frags +
boppetSome advanced linguistics right there.

social networking at its finest

[quote=boppet]Some advanced linguistics right there.[/quote]
social networking at its finest
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#6
10 Frags +
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove

http://i.imgur.com/xZMOxwW.gif

[quote]HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove[/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xZMOxwW.gif[/img]
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#7
9 Frags +
powahLIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIME
[quote=powah]
LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIME[/quote]
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#8
16 Frags +

Wow, I have no idea what he was saying 50% of the time.

Wow, I have no idea what he was saying 50% of the time.
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#9
10 Frags +

eye cancer

eye cancer
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#10
6 Frags +

i now feel dumber having tried to read that

thanks stultus

i now feel dumber having tried to read that

thanks stultus
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#11
12 Frags +

do people actually talk like this

do people actually talk like this
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#12
7 Frags +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QqxtXFhCk
http://lurkerfaqs.com/boards/403-random-insanity/60721300/

are you tricking us stultus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QqxtXFhCk
http://lurkerfaqs.com/boards/403-random-insanity/60721300/

are you tricking us stultus
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#13
4 Frags +

...
I think the real question here is did THEY know what they were saying

...
I think the real question here is did THEY know what they were saying
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#14
1 Frags +

Alright, well the closed captions turned out more readable than that mess of letters.

Him: issue about one to tell you something that will not be mad with hope that you
Him: don't have to say nothing too ok.
Him: this is we're going to have to say but diagnose more wired for you to hear but
Him: i'd like you but is not going to chan ho gaya back to you.
Him: a you always diabetic of that is bad sainthood admit this.
Him: please do not be mad to bother.
Her: what you meant that
Her: title you wanna defused a week ago?
Him: devilish delight yourself,
Her: even if I value not,
Her: they delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi then.
Him: that is what they have said.
Her: batman.
Her: intiki okay if i like?
Him: u if is ok is also okay if you do not that under ten.
Her: when each team held novelli like you're you win.
Him: bedouin?
Her: ninety one.
Him: no game over.
Her: we'll get love.
[FIN]

Alright, well the closed captions turned out more readable than that mess of letters.

Him: issue about one to tell you something that will not be mad with hope that you
Him: don't have to say nothing too ok.
Him: this is we're going to have to say but diagnose more wired for you to hear but
Him: i'd like you but is not going to chan ho gaya back to you.
Him: a you always diabetic of that is bad sainthood admit this.
Him: please do not be mad to bother.
Her: what you meant that
Her: title you wanna defused a week ago?
Him: devilish delight yourself,
Her: even if I value not,
Her: they delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi delhi then.
Him: that is what they have said.
Her: batman.
Her: intiki okay if i like?
Him: u if is ok is also okay if you do not that under ten.
Her: when each team held novelli like you're you win.
Him: bedouin?
Her: ninety one.
Him: no game over.
Her: we'll get love.
[FIN]
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#15
2 Frags +
RabikulHim: bedouin?

Laughed heartily

[quote=Rabikul]
Him: bedouin?
[/quote]

Laughed heartily
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#16
1 Frags +

Ok I'm back. Sorry but I had to go take a shot of whiskey after reading that conversation between two humans.

Ok I'm back. Sorry but I had to go take a shot of whiskey after reading that conversation between two humans.
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#17
0 Frags +
CarboNOk I'm back. Sorry but I had to go take a shot of whiskey after reading that conversation between two humans.

You're doing shots of whiskey at noon(eastern)?

[quote=CarboN]Ok I'm back. Sorry but I had to go take a shot of whiskey after reading that conversation between two humans.[/quote]


You're doing shots of whiskey at noon(eastern)?
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#18
3 Frags +
stultusHe told a girl he liked her online. she liked him back.

but look at this fucking conversation.

can you make heads or tails of this

Him: I told her
ahgjkasghjkas
me: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Him: HIM: (9:04 PM) lsio bab wan to tell u sumthig donut be mad w/ bab u dont have 2 say nethink ok?? this is wierd of bab to say but bab kno is more wired 4 u to hear
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab like u but is not goig to chane how bab act to u!!!
HIM: (9:04 PM) u alway bab babacum
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab is bad for sayig but bab ned to say
HIM: (9:04 PM) pls donut be mad to baba

Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday
me: that is
i dont know
Him: WHAT
me: why are you saying it wont change how you act towards her
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
me: dont you want to date her or something
Sent at 10:09 PM on Thursday
Him: Her: (9:07 PM) wut u men ba
Her: (9:07 PM) i tole u i not gud u say i alway gud
HIM:: (9:08 PM) bab liek u like u lsia!!!
Her: (9:08 PM) even if i bad u not
Her: (9:08 PM) awwwwwwwww bab!!!!
HIM: (9:08 PM) that is wat bab say
Her: (9:08 PM) aba
Her: (9:08 PM) isi t ok if i liek u
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove

Sent at 10:12 PM on Thursday
Him: I'm so happy right now, dude
me: she obv like u brah
u just needed to take ur prize
Him: No game over
me: bab
glad it worked out. now what
Man
I'm so happy right now
Best way this could have went down
Sent at 10:21 PM on Thursday
me: im glad

Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday

This was around 4 days ago but I saved the chat

Still a better love story than twilight.

[quote=stultus]He told a girl he liked her online. she liked him back.

but look at this fucking conversation.

can you make heads or tails of this

Him: I told her
ahgjkasghjkas
me: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Him: [b]HIM: (9:04 PM) lsio bab wan to tell u sumthig donut be mad w/ bab u dont have 2 say nethink ok?? this is wierd of bab to say but bab kno is more wired 4 u to hear
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab like u but is not goig to chane how bab act to u!!!
HIM: (9:04 PM) u alway bab babacum
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab is bad for sayig but bab ned to say
HIM: (9:04 PM) pls donut be mad to baba[/b]
Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday
me: that is
i dont know
Him: WHAT
me: why are you saying it wont change how you act towards her
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
me: dont you want to date her or something
Sent at 10:09 PM on Thursday
Him: [b]Her: (9:07 PM) wut u men ba
Her: (9:07 PM) i tole u i not gud u say i alway gud
HIM:: (9:08 PM) bab liek u like u lsia!!!
Her: (9:08 PM) even if i bad u not
Her: (9:08 PM) awwwwwwwww bab!!!!
HIM: (9:08 PM) that is wat bab say
Her: (9:08 PM) aba
Her: (9:08 PM) isi t ok if i liek u
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove[/b]
Sent at 10:12 PM on Thursday
Him: I'm so happy right now, dude
me: she obv like u brah
u just needed to take ur prize
Him: No game over
me: bab
glad it worked out. now what
Man
I'm so happy right now
Best way this could have went down
Sent at 10:21 PM on Thursday
me: im glad

Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday

This was around 4 days ago but I saved the chat[/quote]

Still a better love story than twilight.
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#19
1 Frags +

I think they are trying to communicate?

I think they are trying to communicate?
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#20
2 Frags +
RabikulHim: a you always diabetic

I CAN'T HELP IT.

[quote=Rabikul]Him: a you always diabetic[/quote]
[b]I CAN'T HELP I[/b][b]T[/b].
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#21
1 Frags +

Even the Tardis could translate that

Even the Tardis could translate that
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#22
0 Frags +

His e-personality and e-peen are better than yours, maybe.

His e-personality and e-peen are better than yours, maybe.
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#23
0 Frags +

They can communicate. You cannot units l understand their communicates.

They can communicate. You cannot units l understand their communicates.
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