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my sleep paralysis demon plays tf2center sometimes
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does my dream self count as an alt account?

i have no recollection of some of the matches "ive played" so im 99% sure its him. i watched the demos back and he only plays spy and whispers comms like james bond. sometimes he will pretend to be a spy on the other team disguised as a spy on my team.

the problem is hes doing way better than me and people are starting to recognise "me" in scrims even though its definitely not me. i tried explaining this to my team but they think im dodging demo reviews. so now im stuck trying to decide weather i need to submit a ticket to the admins telling them my body is my main but my demon is an alt. we technically share hardware but not a soul. i dont want to get banned but i also dont want to start an argument with him in case he does something to spite me.

does my dream self count as an alt account?

i have no recollection of some of the matches "ive played" so im 99% sure its him. i watched the demos back and he only plays spy and whispers comms like james bond. sometimes he will pretend to be a spy on the other team disguised as a spy on my team.

the problem is hes doing way better than me and people are starting to recognise "me" in scrims even though its definitely not me. i tried explaining this to my team but they think im dodging demo reviews. so now im stuck trying to decide weather i need to submit a ticket to the admins telling them my body is my main but my demon is an alt. we technically share hardware but not a soul. i dont want to get banned but i also dont want to start an argument with him in case he does something to spite me.
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#2
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this is probably caused due to your poor sleep since you keep using your phone in bed!

this is probably caused due to your poor sleep since you keep using your phone in bed!
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this is notneR… and I Am EVIL!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj6LVZgY4jFdzlwRQVM8V4Md7g8SxgZt3tOurNFFFEhQ&s=10

this is notneR… and I Am EVIL! [img] https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj6LVZgY4jFdzlwRQVM8V4Md7g8SxgZt3tOurNFFFEhQ&s=10[/img]
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VashLook man, not sure if you're trolling or not. I’m gonna be honest, half of what you’re saying sounds like you smoked on some gas station LSD and proceeded to fall asleep on your keyboard, whilst listening to some anime OST playlist, but… I’ve played enough centers to know when something darker is at play.

If your sleep paralysis demon is legitimately outperforming you on TF2Center and maintaining whisper comms with consistent call quality, that’s already more coordination than most pugs get. The disguise as enemy spy then disguised as friendly spy thing? That’s not dream insanity that’s advanced psychological warfare. You might not be dealing with a dream self alt. This could be a full on metaphysical main takeover.

The real red flag is people recognizing “you” in scrims. Once a demon develops social recognition within the community, it’s basically establishing brand presence. Like a parasite taking complete control over it's host. That’s the first step toward account dominance. Next thing you know he’s locking your main class, stealing your scrim spots, and making passive aggressive comments in discord groups calling you a noob, pedo, tater...etc

I wouldn’t tell the admins yet, worst case, they think you’re trolling and best case, they mark your SteamID with one of those silent watchlist tags they pretend don’t exist. But you do need to monitor the power dynamic here. If his gamesense continues leveling up while you stay the same, he’s eventually going to realize he doesn’t need you anymore. And if he starts playing with yoshi21? Forget it. At that point you’re just a warm body he occasionally possesses to keep the ping consistent.

My advice: sleep on your side, unplug your PC at night, and DO NOT challenge him in pugs. If he’s already better than you on spy, the last thing you want is to tilt him into practicing more.

Stay safe. And if your demon starts scheduling scrims without you, please update the thread. I’m not saying it’s serious yet, but it’s definitely… developing.

Who would’ve thought noobs, taters, gigglers, and demons would all be queuing together. Maybe were alreally living in hell.

sybau

[quote=Vash]Look man, not sure if you're trolling or not. I’m gonna be honest, half of what you’re saying sounds like you smoked on some gas station [i]LSD[/i] and proceeded to fall asleep on your keyboard, whilst listening to some[u] anime OST playlist[/u], but… I’ve played enough centers to know when something darker is at play.

If your [i]sleep paralysis demon[/i] is legitimately outperforming you on [b]TF2Center [/b]and maintaining whisper comms with consistent call quality, that’s already more coordination than most pugs get. The disguise as enemy spy then disguised as friendly spy thing? That’s not dream insanity that’s advanced psychological warfare. You might not be dealing with a dream self alt. This could be a full on metaphysical main takeover.

The real red flag is people recognizing “you” in scrims. Once a demon develops social recognition within the community, it’s basically establishing brand presence. Like a parasite taking complete control over it's host. That’s the first step toward account dominance. Next thing you know he’s locking your main class, stealing your scrim spots, and making passive aggressive comments in discord groups calling you a noob, pedo, tater...etc

I wouldn’t tell the admins yet, worst case, they think you’re trolling and best case, they mark your SteamID with one of those silent watchlist tags they pretend don’t exist. But you do need to monitor the power dynamic here. If his gamesense continues leveling up while you stay the same, he’s eventually going to realize he doesn’t need you anymore. And if he starts playing with yoshi21? Forget it. At that point you’re just a warm body he occasionally possesses to keep the ping consistent.

My advice: sleep on your side, unplug your PC at night, and DO NOT challenge him in pugs. If he’s already better than you on spy, the last thing you want is to tilt him into practicing more.

Stay safe. And if your demon starts scheduling scrims without you, please update the thread. I’m not saying it’s serious yet, but it’s definitely… developing.

Who would’ve thought noobs, taters, gigglers, and demons would all be queuing together. Maybe were alreally living in hell.[/quote]
sybau
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EnzoDBsybau

try post good once

[quote=EnzoDB]
sybau[/quote]
try post good once
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rentsthis is notneR… and I Am EVIL! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj6LVZgY4jFdzlwRQVM8V4Md7g8SxgZt3tOurNFFFEhQ&s=10

i am very sorry tftvers. this was not me i promise. he is gaining more power every day. help m.e...

[quote=rents]this is notneR… and I Am EVIL! [img] https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj6LVZgY4jFdzlwRQVM8V4Md7g8SxgZt3tOurNFFFEhQ&s=10[/img][/quote]

i am very sorry tftvers. this was not me i promise. he is gaining more power every day. help m.e...
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shaken not stired ... mi5... your majerstry... bond...............jame's bond

https://logs.tf/3975527

administrative council members of team fortress television. change my name to notneR because..... renton is DIED!

shaken not stired ... mi5... your majerstry... bond...............jame's bond

https://logs.tf/3975527

administrative council members of team fortress television. change my name to notneR because..... renton is DIED!
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