too much coffee will make you knock over a glass bottle in a middle of a lecture and it would be pretty funny :D

If you ever get pulled over by a cop the best way get out of it is to be rude so they don't want to deal with you

I am almost 40 years old and one thing I tell people is to always be aware of your surroundings no matter where you are or what you are doing. Being observant can keep you safe from bad people looking to do bad things or from accidents that might otherwise harm you or people around you.

don't smoke weed all the time, it will actually make u stupider

Bumping this to say carry around a roll of toilet paper during flu/pollen season. It's so much better than carry around tissues.

seize the means of production

shower everyday

Have patience because the majority of the upcoming generation (mine included) has very close to none

90% of the shit your dad says is right
even if it sounds like bullshit

develop an attention span, reasoning being the same as koncepts