[quote=vibhavp][quote=juicy]Although they are one of the most successful soldier/medic combos in history, shade and lansky absolutely hate each other. If you check shades friends list he doesnt even have lansky added. Never has. Part of the reason we haven't had videos of shade molesting lansky the last couple lans is because lanskys parents actually got involved to make sure shade would stop.[/quote]

O_o I actually thought those videos were jokingly made.[/quote]

Can you link those videos?

.

[quote=dummy]-Most invite LAN players know that ma3la and cozen are gay. Nothing wrong with that of course. I also don't feel bad posting about it because they never seemed to try hiding it at LANs or on mumble. Anyway, after struggling with the long distance relationship things ended and they couldn't really recover. This is why cozen is no longer plays for ascent.

-I feel awful outing alfa here, but i honestly feel like this might help others in the community better understand him, and give him a little more slack. He was clinically diagnosed with aspergers, and on the autism spectrum. He's a genuinely nice kid and i always feel awful when people shit on him without realizing that he can't really help it.[/quote]
fucking LOL

[quote=dummy][quote=Encre][quote=dummy]lol i have so much more interesting ones but i feel like they are too controversial. Maybe if I'm super bored and feel like burning a shitload of bridges. you scared you invite fucks????[/quote]
Do it, no balls[/quote]

fine

-some people use adderall at lan... yz50 was on xanax. what a savage.

-deadbolt and paragon are brothers but they are NOT twins, i dunno how people actually believe that.

-Although they are one of the most successful soldier/medic combos in history, shade and lansky absolutely hate each other. If you check shades friends list he doesnt even have lansky added. Never has. Part of the reason we haven't had videos of shade molesting lansky the last couple lans is because lanskys parents actually got involved to make sure shade would stop.

-Most invite LAN players know that ma3la and cozen are gay. Nothing wrong with that of course. I also don't feel bad posting about it because they never seemed to try hiding it at LANs or on mumble. Anyway, after struggling with the long distance relationship things ended and they couldn't really recover. This is why cozen is no longer plays for ascent.

-I feel awful outing alfa here, but i honestly feel like this might help others in the community better understand him, and give him a little more slack. He was clinically diagnosed with aspergers, and on the autism spectrum. He's a genuinely nice kid and i always feel awful when people shit on him without realizing that he can't really help it.[/quote]

Do you have any proof that ma3la and cozen are gay?

[quote=Mojojojo_][quote=dummy][quote=Encre][quote=dummy]lol i have so much more interesting ones but i feel like they are too controversial. Maybe if I'm super bored and feel like burning a shitload of bridges. you scared you invite fucks????[/quote]
Do it, no balls[/quote]

fine

-some people use adderall at lan... yz50 was on xanax. what a savage.

-deadbolt and paragon are brothers but they are NOT twins, i dunno how people actually believe that.

-Although they are one of the most successful soldier/medic combos in history, shade and lansky absolutely hate each other. If you check shades friends list he doesnt even have lansky added. Never has. Part of the reason we haven't had videos of shade molesting lansky the last couple lans is because lanskys parents actually got involved to make sure shade would stop.

-Most invite LAN players know that ma3la and cozen are gay. Nothing wrong with that of course. I also don't feel bad posting about it because they never seemed to try hiding it at LANs or on mumble. Anyway, after struggling with the long distance relationship things ended and they couldn't really recover. This is why cozen is no longer plays for ascent.

-I feel awful outing alfa here, but i honestly feel like this might help others in the community better understand him, and give him a little more slack. He was clinically diagnosed with aspergers, and on the autism spectrum. He's a genuinely nice kid and i always feel awful when people shit on him without realizing that he can't really help it.[/quote]

Do you have any proof that ma3la and cozen are gay?[/quote]


have you seen either of them mge?

[quote=dummy]
-deadbolt and paragon are brothers but they are NOT twins, [b]i dunno how people actually believe that.[/b]
[/quote]
this is why i dont believe you

i understand that one specifically is a bit outlandish but it's just as true as the rest of them

some people in this thread are rather gullible, but luckily it gives me a good segue for this:

remember back in the gotfrag days when everyone just thought shade was a weirdo who stalked other people's mumble channels without saying anything?

Remember when esea servers used to work?

[spoiler]heh[/spoiler]

Back when ma3la used to stream a lot there was one night where he had twitch problems then he was talking to some one about going to Panera Bread, could that have been him cheating on cozen?

hey tim remember that cevo match against mangachus team

2 Years in the future....


[quote] Way back in season 19 (the first season without esea LAN). Invite lower bracket finals were forced to a Bo1 instead of a Bo3. Then the grand finals were to be played that same night, however due to esea issues the match couldn't be played.... Thank god for Valve Pro League[/quote]

[quote=paragon]hey tim remember that cevo match against mangachus team[/quote]

LMFAO...

narutofan

Thanks tim

Also I knew 4/5 of those, I'm talking real underground stuff here

if shade hated lansky then how come he messed with him so much? doesnt make sense for shade to joke around that much with someone he genuinely disliked

[quote=sebm]if shade hated lansky then how come he messed with him so much? doesnt make sense for shade to joke around that much with someone he genuinely disliked[/quote]

god u got baited #moted