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quick question for the boys of tftv
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#1
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do you guys ever ocasionally wipe your penis with toilet paper after urinating and some of the paper gets stuck on the head of your penis. asking for a friend

do you guys ever ocasionally wipe your penis with toilet paper after urinating and some of the paper gets stuck on the head of your penis. asking for a friend
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#2
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https://i.imgur.com/EEgul1H.png

http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/da/f3/daf3b4dadaa2a658ec23b9ee02a53884.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/EEgul1H.png[/img]

[img]http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/da/f3/daf3b4dadaa2a658ec23b9ee02a53884.png[/img]
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#3
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http://i.imgur.com/9xtWjoV.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9xtWjoV.jpg[/img]
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#4
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Why do you wipe your penis after peeing?

Why do you wipe your penis after peeing?
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#5
19 Frags +

i wouldnt know cause i always go straight in my pants

i wouldnt know cause i always go straight in my pants
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#6
13 Frags +

i live in the desert so when i pee it just turns into steam right as it comes out of me

i live in the desert so when i pee it just turns into steam right as it comes out of me
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#7
cp_granary_pro
10 Frags +

you don't own a pee bib?

you don't own a pee bib?
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#8
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fuck off dude not all guys have dicks u prick

fuck off dude not all guys have dicks u prick
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#9
-7 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0[/youtube]

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?
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#10
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LarryOsmen41Why do you wipe your penis after peeing?

sometimes a shake isn't enough dude

Snackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?

madvillainy....

[quote=LarryOsmen41]Why do you wipe your penis after peeing?[/quote]
sometimes a shake isn't enough dude

[quote=Snack][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0[/youtube]

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?[/quote]
madvillainy....
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#11
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flatlineSnackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?
madvillainy....

one of

[quote=flatline]
[quote=Snack][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0[/youtube]

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?[/quote]
madvillainy....[/quote]


[i]one of[/i]
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#12
5 Frags +

i wipe my dick on the toilet seat and give it the shake and bake

i wipe my dick on the toilet seat and give it the shake and bake
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#13
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have u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?

have u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?
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#14
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Vulcanhave u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

[quote=Vulcan]have u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4
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#15
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Vulcanhave u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?

Or just when you are urinating and it hits the wall and splashes back on your penis :/ Disgusting feeling, "OH BOY I LOVE PEEING ON MYSELF!!"

[quote=Vulcan]have u ever sat down to take a piss in the morning and ur wood hits the side of the bowl, or even worse goes in the water?[/quote]

Or just when you are urinating and it hits the wall and splashes back on your penis :/ Disgusting feeling, "OH BOY I LOVE PEEING ON MYSELF!!"
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#16
1 Frags +

I think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin

I think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin
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#17
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KhakiI think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin

Toilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskin

[quote=Khaki]I think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin[/quote]
Toilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskin
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#18
3 Frags +

no matter how hard u shake and you dance
the last drop will always fall in your pants
:)

no matter how hard u shake and you dance
the last drop will always fall in your pants
:)
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#19
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VulcanKhakiI think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskinToilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskin

How do I get toilet paper stuck on my dick when I don't wipe my mushroom tip in the first place

[quote=Vulcan][quote=Khaki]I think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin[/quote]
Toilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskin[/quote]
How do I get toilet paper stuck on my dick when I don't wipe my mushroom tip in the first place
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KhakiVulcanKhakiI think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskinToilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskinHow do I get toilet paper stuck on my dick when I don't wipe my mushroom tip in the first place

If you're not wiping the tip then what are you wiping

[quote=Khaki][quote=Vulcan][quote=Khaki]I think most americans are cut so they don't have to worry about cleaning/drying their foreskin[/quote]
Toilet paper can get stuck on ur dick regardless on whether or not u have a foreskin[/quote]
How do I get toilet paper stuck on my dick when I don't wipe my mushroom tip in the first place[/quote]
If you're not wiping the tip then what are you wiping
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#21
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Snackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?

fuck fantano mbdtf is a goddamn 10

[quote=Snack][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4S2qlQGs0[/youtube]

How the fuck has it been 7 years since MBDTF's release and fucking melon head still doesn't consider it one of the greatest hip hop releases of the decade?[/quote]
fuck fantano mbdtf is a goddamn 10
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#22
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avaiihnno matter how hard u shake and you dance
the last drop will always fall in your pants
:)

i know 4 a fact that its true

[quote=avaiihn]no matter how hard u shake and you dance
the last drop will always fall in your pants
:)[/quote]

i know 4 a fact that its true
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#23
1 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bkueEpJcn0

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bkueEpJcn0[/youtube]
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#24
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use baby wipes or stop buying shitty TP

use baby wipes or stop buying shitty TP
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#25
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eeeuse baby wipes or stop buying shitty TP

Why would u use baby wipes to wipe the tip of ur dick

[quote=eee]use baby wipes or stop buying shitty TP[/quote]
Why would u use baby wipes to wipe the tip of ur dick
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#26
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Vulcaneeeuse baby wipes or stop buying shitty TPWhy would u use baby wipes to wipe the tip of ur dick

so u dont rip yr tp wtf are you an idiot

[quote=Vulcan][quote=eee]use baby wipes or stop buying shitty TP[/quote]
Why would u use baby wipes to wipe the tip of ur dick[/quote]
so u dont rip yr tp wtf are you an idiot
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#27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXD7xe6dMFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXD7xe6dMFQ
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#28
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You just pull/scratch it off dude...dicks are pretty tough you can do that stuff

You just pull/scratch it off dude...dicks are pretty tough you can do that stuff
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