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Foc.us: shock your brain to improve gaming
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#31
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Lucky_ShotOverclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?

I mean overclocking isnt the direct issue, it just causes the issue...dumb people dont think so even an overclocked dumb person would stull be dumb, its them smart people we gotta worry about frying. Welcome to idiocracy :D

[quote=Lucky_Shot]Overclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?[/quote]

I mean overclocking isnt the direct issue, it just causes the issue...dumb people dont think so even an overclocked dumb person would stull be dumb, its them smart people we gotta worry about frying. Welcome to idiocracy :D
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#32
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it all makes sense now, you use these with gunnars and it makes them work

it all makes sense now, you use these with gunnars and it makes them work
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gr8stalinIt is the year 2065. After buying out the Foc.us company in 2014, Apple proceeded to utilize the Foc.us headset for a variety of functions with iOS systems. Soon, Apple's true nature came to light, and before anyone knew it, Earth as we knew it became iEarth. Poor citizens were forced to attend The iChurch of Steve Jobs and pay ridiculous iTaxes or face immediate death by the shockwaves produced by the Foc.us headset that was fused to each citizen's head.

A ray of light shines in these dismal times, however. Richard Stallman, now GNU+Stallman after fusing with an array of servers to become the first cloud intelligence, has transformed the Free Software Foundation into the Free Software Liberation Force. With his rag-tag band of open-source programmers and the remains of Microsoft, it is up to GNU+Stallman and the FSLF to save the world from the iAxis of Evil!

"Excuse me, but I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as my foot in your ass is actually GNU+my foot in your ass"

Stallman the Liberator hits theaters this summer.

Fucking top percentage

http://i.imgur.com/vDxvsma.jpg

[quote=gr8stalin]It is the year 2065. After buying out the Foc.us company in 2014, Apple proceeded to utilize the Foc.us headset for a variety of functions with iOS systems. Soon, Apple's true nature came to light, and before anyone knew it, Earth as we knew it became iEarth. Poor citizens were forced to attend The iChurch of Steve Jobs and pay ridiculous iTaxes or face immediate death by the shockwaves produced by the Foc.us headset that was fused to each citizen's head.

A ray of light shines in these dismal times, however. Richard Stallman, now GNU+Stallman after fusing with an array of servers to become the first cloud intelligence, has transformed the Free Software Foundation into the Free Software Liberation Force. With his rag-tag band of open-source programmers and the remains of Microsoft, it is up to GNU+Stallman and the FSLF to save the world from the iAxis of Evil!

"Excuse me, but I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as my foot in your ass is actually GNU+my foot in your ass"

Stallman the Liberator hits theaters this summer.[/quote]

Fucking top percentage

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vDxvsma.jpg[/IMG]
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Lucky_ShotOverclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?

you're implying the brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic muscle that's capable of adapting and enduring punishment, without having any set threshold, whereas with computers it's more finite

[quote=Lucky_Shot]Overclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?[/quote]
you're implying the brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic muscle that's capable of adapting and enduring punishment, without having any set threshold, whereas with computers it's more finite
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#35
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KhakiLucky_ShotOverclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?you're implying the brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic musclethe brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic musclethe brain...it's a...muscle

http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/brain_of_heavy_3.jpg

[quote=Khaki][quote=Lucky_Shot]Overclocking can be dangerous for really bad computers, which translates to dumb people?[/quote]
you're implying the brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic muscle[/quote]
[quote]the brain is similar to a cpu, when in reality it's an organic muscle[/quote]
[quote]the brain...it's a...muscle[/quote]

[img]http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/brain_of_heavy_3.jpg[/img]
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#36
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also nobody has mentioned yet that it costs $250...

i mean come on man.

also nobody has mentioned yet that it costs $250...

i mean come on man.
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#37
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Alright, we need a series of experiments to prove if this works. I propose we form two teams of small mammals (squirrels, hamsters, bubkisses, etc...) and teach them to play sixes independent of each other. One team gets the headsets, one doesn't. Whichever takes a round of Hrg first wins.

Alright, we need a series of experiments to prove if this works. I propose we form two teams of small mammals (squirrels, hamsters, bubkisses, etc...) and teach them to play sixes independent of each other. One team gets the headsets, one doesn't. Whichever takes a round of Hrg first wins.
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#38
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hi would sitting in a pool during a lightning storm work too??

hi would sitting in a pool during a lightning storm work too??
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#39
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No-one has mentioned that in the fucking promo image he is holding a tablet. wtf

No-one has mentioned that in the fucking promo image he is holding a tablet. wtf
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