8:37 AM - m4risa: i well never understand normal males
8:37 AM - m4risa: im a girl with a dick
8:37 AM - m4risa: i should be getting 200 steam adds a day
8:38 AM - m4risa: see, gay people are smart
8:38 AM - m4risa: they dont like guys with vaginas
8:38 AM - m4risa: because thats a complete waste
8:39 AM - m4risa: if you want more holes
8:39 AM - m4risa: theres like
8:39 AM - m4risa: a wide variety of fleshlights you can buy

i enjoy talking to m4risa, it's usually pretty funny

10:45 PM - Cheetahbutt***: Please do not ruin my game by being a competitve level stickyfaggot\
10:47 PM - Cheetahbutt***: ...........
10:47 PM - Abramelin Bearslayer: im sorry
10:47 PM - Cheetahbutt***: Its no fucking fun
10:47 PM - Cheetahbutt***: when comp faggots play the game in pub games
10:47 PM - Cheetahbutt***: and stomp everyone
10:47 PM - Cheetahbutt***: i fucking hate it
Cheetahbutt*** is now Offline.

vge-bryan: grape:
vge-bryan: http://i.imgur.com/5Cx0Gn7.jpg

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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|N$$GER TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
…………”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERF$$KER ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 FUCKING N$$GERS. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A N$$GER IT’S SO BLACK PEOPLE WILL SHIT OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE Mawf$$KING GANG LEADER OF N$$GERS, IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERF%%KNG CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A N$$ER

7:58 PM - debauchery: she was writing stuff on the board and asking people to just yell stuff out so we could pick stuff from categories to write some speech crap about it
7:58 PM - debauchery: and when it got to ideas/concepts he yelled out god
7:58 PM - debauchery: I was like
7:58 PM - debauchery: holy shit you're so edgy
7:58 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahhahaha
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: you should have fucking screamed after him edgy teenagers
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: go-EDGY TEENAGERS
7:59 PM - debauchery: I wanted to yell flank
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahahahahahah

8:00 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: the fuck is hedgehog's dilemma
8:00 PM - debauchery: a metaphor for social intimacy
8:00 PM - debauchery: hedgehog's in the winter trying to huddle together for warmth but they can't because of their spines
8:01 PM - debauchery: sacrificing warmth for comfort
8:01 PM - debauchery: etc
8:01 PM - debauchery: it's so fucking deep

12:02 AM - ronny: i need to restart
12:02 AM - think: computer?
12:02 AM - ronny: my computer is like being shit
12:02 AM - think: ko
12:02 AM - ronny: yah
12:02 AM - ronny: my mic
12:02 AM - ronny: ill explain
12:02 AM - think: that's ok
12:02 AM - think: im watching a video on how to get head
12:02 AM - ronny: brb
12:03 AM - think: on youtube
12:03 AM - ronny: O_O
12:03 AM - think: yep
12:03 AM - ronny: send link when back plz
12:03 AM - think: ok

you bumped for that?

*

10:57 PM - starry-: k
10:58 PM - starry-: earlier i was watching yu gi oh
10:58 PM - starry-: and there was this song that was playing
10:59 PM - starry-: to display the friendship between yugi and joey
10:59 PM - starry-: but i was wondering if joey even knew that he was talking to yami yugi sometimes
10:59 PM - 3oR.oRange: r u high

12:42 PM - starry-: you know
12:42 PM - starry-: it never occured to me
12:42 PM - starry-: you like cartoons
12:43 PM - starry-: a lot
12:43 PM - starry-: so like
12:43 PM - starry-: instead of porn
12:43 PM - starry-: do you watch hentai?
12:43 PM - starry-: ???
12:51 PM - nonis ?peace is now Online.
12:51 PM - nonis ?peace: well thats an akward question to come back to

8:06 PM - Rabbit: I need to ask you something
8:06 PM - «panzer»: ?
8:06 PM - «panzer»: whats up
8:07 PM - Rabbit: are you gay
8:07 PM - «panzer»: no
8:07 PM - Rabbit: wow
8:07 PM - Rabbit: damn

10:34 PM - invizible: thx for playing
10:36 PM - cc//Panzer »: yeah that was fun!
10:36 PM - invizible: i could tell..
10:36 PM - cc//Panzer »: nah seriously
10:36 PM - cc//Panzer »: i was having fun
10:36 PM - cc//Panzer »: lol
10:37 PM - invizible: i think even if we get brutally raped u probably be the onyl one having fun lol
10:37 PM - cc//Panzer »: haha
10:37 PM - cc//Panzer »: probably
10:37 PM - cc//Panzer »: im getting STIMULATED ANALLY
10:37 PM - invizible: lol

8:18 PM - TOMBOM: might be late to practice
8:18 PM - TOMBOM: meeting someone for craigslist
8:18 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: LOL
8:18 PM - TOMBOM: selling my monitor
8:18 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: WHAT
8:18 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: OH OKAY
8:18 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: LOLOLOL
8:18 PM - TOMBOM: you assumed for sexual favors?
8:18 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: YES

12:55 PM - Bill: ive seen the best of you, and the worst
12:55 PM - Bill: and i choose both
12:55 PM - «twitch.tv/panzerxiii��: no bill i wont marry you
12:55 PM - Bill: :(

1:38 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: and you don't feel anything in what sense?
1:38 AM - redban: i told you
1:39 AM - redban: like
1:39 AM - redban: we were having a real passionate kiss and what not
1:39 AM - redban: and during it
1:39 AM - redban: i started remembering a sick airshot i got earlier
1:39 AM - redban: LOL
1:39 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: ROFL
1:39 AM - redban: i instantly got a boner

11:54 AM - Zgini [PL]: maybe Bill's Hat
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: sorry
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: i don't trade
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: nothing's for sale
11:54 AM - Zgini [PL]: vintage bonk dring?
11:54 AM - Zgini [PL]: drink*
11:54 AM - Zgini [PL]: I can offer you Orbiting Fire Engie Cap for your Cap
11:55 AM - Not_Matlock: 11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: sorry
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: i don't trade
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: nothing's for sale
11:55 AM - Zgini [PL]: I can offer you steam games too if you're interested
11:55 AM - Not_Matlock: 11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: sorry
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: i don't trade
11:54 AM - Not_Matlock: nothing's for sale
11:55 AM - Zgini [PL]: you serious?
11:55 AM - Not_Matlock: yes

Purple²_402_smok_wad_evrtiem: I'm thinking of naming my soldier coat "Team Echelon"
Purple²_402_smok_wad_evrtiem: And describing it as "Gosh this is heavy...."
Purple²_402_smok_wad_evrtiem: or "My back hurts"
Purple²_402_smok_wad_evrtiem: :3
CHEERISS #twitch.tv/esea_orange: omg
CHEERISS #twitch.tv/esea_orange: you are literally the worst player ever
CHEERISS #twitch.tv/esea_orange: :3

4:27 PM - HRG tagg: sean
4:27 PM - seanbud: hi
4:27 PM - HRG tagg: did lange tell you about the conversation we had about you?
4:27 PM - seanbud: no
4:27 PM - seanbud: maybe
4:27 PM - HRG tagg: when you type "seanbud" into google
4:28 PM - HRG tagg: in the related search
4:28 PM - HRG tagg: it has
4:28 PM - HRG tagg: "seanbud autism"
4:28 PM - seanbud: ROFL
4:28 PM - seanbud: YES

vanilla: I noticed your avatar is of a pirate-wolf
vanilla: which made me think of a joke
[ShM] Wolf: PIRATE-WOLF
[ShM] Wolf: PIRATE
[ShM] Wolf: WOLF
vanilla: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
[ShM] Wolf: I WILL MURDER YOU
vanilla: that's not a letter of the alphabet
[ShM] Wolf: PIRATE
[ShM] Wolf: WOLF
vanilla: rofl
[ShM] Wolf: STAR FOX 64 3DS
[ShM] Wolf: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/252/1/6/star_fox_64_3d_wolf_2_by_starwolf643d-d49dija.jpg
vanilla: i don't play video games, why would you think i know who that is
[ShM] Wolf: FFFFF
[ShM] Wolf: SO HELP ME
[ShM] Wolf: I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE
[ShM] Wolf: HOLY SHIT THE IRONY
[ShM] Wolf: OH MY GOD
vanilla: lololol
[ShM] Wolf: NO
[ShM] Wolf: FUCKING
[ShM] Wolf: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
vanilla: i'm sure i'll know in a second
vanilla: after you tell me
vanilla: what you just realized
[ShM] Wolf: ENGINEER'S VOICE ACTOR
[ShM] Wolf: IT'S WOLF'S VOICE ACTOR
vanilla: but...
[ShM] Wolf: HOLY SHIT I AM IN A FUCKING INFINITE LOOP OF BULLSHITTERY
vanilla: but the engineer isn't a pirate....
[ShM] Wolf: I AM GONNA DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR DINNER

"i am gonna drive to your house and eat your dinner"

don't know why but i found this incredibly hilarious

11:57 AM - shrugger: I am ready to go to the next few days ago by the way to get a chance to win the game is to be a good time to talk to you by the way to get a chance

07:12 - Tedthecomando: No I am pretty sure your a dick or stupid. Or both. Because that just common sense.

@dumpdates don't you hate it when you have wipe your ass over and over again in one seating only to find that you wasted an entire roll

@diksuckerlol it is worse than six million holocausts

reimu ♥ : helo im off classing 2 boost my ego
Eigeoh : sorry you suck so much you made me want to quit this game
Player Eigeoh left the game (Disconnected by user.)

8:22 PM - An Idiot's Name.: The threads of time were manipulated because of the sheer force of his dunk, sending Hamlet straight back to the year 1650. When he came to, he was in a strange castle in a strange room named Ophelia. That was the last that was seen of Hamlet and the Toon Squad. The day was memorialized and now every year there is a Hamlet remembrance day where the NBA is forced to take a day off and remember the man that changed basketball.
8:22 PM - shadow of a tree long gone: holy shit
8:22 PM - An Idiot's Name.: it's a project on hamlet's background
[8:22:25 PM] Rafael Cho: and i told my friend to do it on hamlet slamdunking himself into the past
[8:22:27 PM] Rafael Cho: or into a coma
8:22 PM - An Idiot's Name.: and it ios
8:22 PM - An Idiot's Name.: amazing

1:37 AM - Heartstrings: WOW
1:37 AM - Heartstrings: FUCK SHIT SHIT
1:37 AM - Heartstrings: I'm done
1:37 AM - Heartstrings: I'm done with androgynous guys
(it was a trap)

12:04 PM - squid: i wanna go to
12:04 PM - squid: get pringles and doritos
12:05 PM - squid: but i cant find my pants
12:06 PM - slin.: why both
12:06 PM - slin.: just eat one or the other fatty
12:06 PM - squid: slin
12:06 PM - squid: i weigh
12:06 PM - squid: 100 pounds
12:06 PM - slin.: jeeezzzzzz
12:06 PM - slin.: ever heard of a gym
12:06 PM - squid: slin
12:06 PM - squid: im a lifeguard
12:06 PM - squid: im in shape
12:06 PM - squid: ur just obese
12:07 PM - slin.: dawg 100 lbs means u have no muscle
12:07 PM - slin.: its not an issue of being in shape lol
12:07 PM - squid: alright well it was an exageration
12:07 PM - squid: 115
12:07 PM - squid: thats 15 pounds of pure muscles
12:07 PM - slin.: lol
12:07 PM - squid: actually
12:07 PM - squid: 10 pounds of muscles
12:07 PM - squid: 5 pounds of dick
12:08 PM - slin.: omg....

haha, I was just using my phone's ability to guess the next word and I kept selecting whatever word it gave me

4:54 AM - m4risa: just a heads up ive been offered $300 to go to norcal but i rejected because i dont like to deal in large amounts with friends

3:12 PM - Jesus :3: fuck calss
3:12 PM - Jesus :3: play vidseo

Friday, March 16, 2012
8:33 PM - bG l:. Mattyy25#fagget stop: Hey guys im looking for xbox liveemebers for call of duty modernwarefare 3. We are a cumminty that wants you! Please message back if you want to. The reason i chose you is because we met in a
bG l:. Mattyy25#fagget stop is now Offline.
bG l:. Mattyy25#fagget stop is now Online.
9:04 PM - PANZER: what

3:06 PM - harbleu: aaaaaaghhhhfasafd
3:06 PM - harbleu: i was slicing jalapeno pepers
3:06 PM - harbleu: and touched my dick
3:06 PM - harbleu: FUK
3:06 PM - harbleu: ITS BEEN LIKE
3:06 PM - harbleu: 20 MINUTES
3:06 PM - harbleu: AND IT STILL BURNS
3:06 PM - harbleu: WTF
3:06 PM - harbleu: I REMEMBER U TOLD ME U DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS
3:06 PM - harbleu: FUCK

FYI IT WASN'T WHILE I WAS SLICING THE PEPPERS. I went to the bathroom later and guess i still had pepper juices on my hands.

Is it as bad as getting chili powder/juice in your eyes?

m4risa: <harbleu jalapeno chatlog>
Thrill0gy^ looking: lmao
Thrill0gy^ looking: harbleu_clumsy
Thrill0gy^ looking: it's i46 gpit all over again
m4risa: hahaha

Sauceror: I can't get a cat until my sister's guinea pig dies
Sauceror: what should I do?
Ding: If you're trying to make me tell you to murder a guinea pig so you can say 'Ding told me to' I'm not doing it
Sauceror: FINE
Sauceror: I'LL WAIT FOR IT TO DIE NATURALLY
Sauceror: THE BASTARD