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#4 New Years Stories Thread in Off Topic

View My Video

these are some of the mosquito bites on my left arm

posted about 8 years ago
#3 New Years Stories Thread in Off Topic

(2/2) we realized that we were going the wrong way so we had to stand next to the group of adults and they were being smart and they just ignored us, i was trying to convince my friend to shut up before he got stomped but he kept going, the uber pulls up and they get into it, one guy pulls his head out of the door and says something, one of my friends tried to shut the door but the adult stopped him, punched him in the face and they began to fight, the door was closed quickly and the uber drove off.

posted about 8 years ago
#1 New Years Stories Thread in Off Topic

Anyone do anything interesting on new years or have a crazy story theyd like to share.?

My story starts off with me going to a small gathering of 30 people, we were drinking and just having a great time. Me and One of my friends go to the service station and get some snacks for everyone, We got 1.5kg of gummy snakes x3, a 4 pack of V energy drink, a 4 pack of redbull and a 2L of orange juice (total price was $62.50), We walk back to the gathering and everyone is ready to leave to go to the beach to see the fireworks, we went to the bus stops and a girl already starts vomitting on the side of the road, I was drinking my orange juice and my friend decided it would be a good idea to put a bottle of jagermeister in my orange juice so after we made the drink we thought it wasnt strong enough to do that much harm, i was chugging it down though, it tasted like gummy bears, i cant really describe it but we had to finish the drink before we got to the beach or else we would of got arrested because youre not allowed to have alcohol. So we are waiting for the bus to come and all these kids are running on the road and punching the bus stops and hurting themselves so i just sat on the bench drinking my drink with my friends until the bus arrives, we all hop on the bus. Everything seemed quite normal, nothing too crazy, one girl started vomiting and crying but besides that the bus ride was pretty fun, just socializing, We finished the orange juice jagermeister mix and i was just abit light headed.

when the group got to the beach this girl needed a bottle of water, i told her i could pay for it if she could find a store that sells water bottles, at this point i was stumbling and we were both holding each other up from falling face first into the concrete. We drifted from the group trying to find some where that servers water. We find a subway and we get a bottle of water, soon after she drank all the water she needed to pee so we walked over to the public toilet... Obviously the line was massive but i didnt really mind, i was just trying to keep balanced, i was leaning against this wall when i see two of my female friends walk past, i say hello and greet them and they ask where is the group that i came with, i didnt really respond, but soon enough i just see two people start fighting, they were both females and it was a bad fight, they were both on the ground with hands on each others hair, screaming. The police came to break up the fight, I was screaming Worldstar and the girls were telling me to shut the fuck up and they were covering my mouth, after the police took the girls away, the girl came back from the toilet and we found the rest of the group. We walked over to this big rock monument as a group and i was meeting new people, i was introduced to this girl, i dont remember the conversation but i remember hooking up with her and then she got pulled back by her friend from the back of her head. I remember someone opening up their backpack and they handed me a 1.5kg bag of gummy snakes, i was walking around saying "happy new year" to all these random people offering them the snakes while trying to not fall over, *side note, it was new years yet*, Alot of people ignored us (i cant blame them) but some people were being polite and just putting a smile on my face..after walking for i dont know how long, I bump into my ex that i havent talked to in months and she was with a group of her friends, i remember her walking towards me with her arms open for a hug and i just fell face first into the cement, she helped me up with her friend and for the next 20 minutes i dont recall any conversations, i remember her friend saying something like "the police are right behind us, you need to act normal, il pretend im your girlfriend and im just holding *side note i had my arm around my ex's shoulder and her best friends*, if you dont stand up straight im going to pinch your nipple *proceeds to pinch my nipple*", and then i remember my friends helping me up from the grass because i dont recall anything else that happened around those people.

I got off the grass and my friends were carrying me to the rock monument thingy, i needed to pee so me and my mate ditched the group and we tried to find a toilet but we ended up pissing in a bush near a hotel, we walk back to the rock monument and we couldnt find anyone, the fireworks went off and i was bumping into all these people that i havent seen in years, anyways, we find the group and it was time to leave the beach, so we got to the beach with a group of 30 and we left in a group of 20, some of my friends got picked up and people found their own way back home but we were walking towards the bus, my friend picked up a street cone and put it on his head, he was running on the road wishing everyone a happy new year, We were all minding our own business until one of my drunk friends starts yelling at this small group of adults (there was 4 of them) and they were essentially arguing but we walked past them and then across the street, we realized that we were going the wrong way so we had to stand next to th group of adults (1/2), so all the guys were suppose to go back to this one guys house and the rest of the chicks were suppose to go back to this girls house, because of the guys parents he couldnt have anymore people stay at his house so me and my other male friend had to catch the bus back to the house that the small gathering was at (where all the girls were staying), we run to the bus because it was about to leave and we find a seat on the bus, this person infront of me started vomiting on the bus window and i instantly got up and moved to the back of the bus yelling all this stupid shit i cant remember, we found this guy who was singing happy birthday out loud and he did a backflip on the bus with his hands on the bus stop button bar, we peer pressured him to do a front flip (we thought he was going to fail and eat shit) but surprisingly he didnt fail and he did it, everyone was cheering and we got off the bus because we didnt want to miss our stop, this stupid drunk bitch that was coming back to the house was complaining that her shoes were fucking up her ankles so i asked her if she wanted to wear my shoes since i was wearing high tops and i could walk bare foot just to shut her up but she said no, so we had to deal with her complaining on the walk back to the house and she stepped in glass.. she started crying and soldiered on through the pain into the backyard of the house( time is 1.30am-ish), All the females went into a single room with couches pillows blankets and a queen size bed, except the drunk girl with the fucked up ankle. She insisted that she would sleep in a trailer. i was done with her shit so i walked over to the couches that were located in her backyard and i was trying to fall asleep. Everyone was getting mad at the drunk chick and eventually we convinced her to sleep on the couches almost parallel to me,

Later on in the night my mate that came back to the house slept next to the girl and for the next hour all i could hear was this gagging sound, which was revolting, i didnt ask for a blanket because i thought it was too hot so anyways, i came to the conclusion that she was sucking his dick so i lifted up my arm and gave him a thumbs up, i dont think he saw me so i put my hand down and went back to sleep, i wake up 20 minutes later (around 3.00am-ish) and i hear the drunk girl moaning, so i asked them to shut the fuck up which made it awkward but silent, i closed my eyes for one minute and my friend starts snoring so loud, at this point i said fuck it, i got about two hours of sleep, the sun came up and i was freezing, i didnt go into the girls room to ask for a blanket because i didnt want to wake anyone up and they were walking around half naked so i didnt want to give them the wrong impression. eventually everyone wakes up and then everyone went home, i went home with about 4000 mosquito bites

posted about 8 years ago
#20 what you do when you're sick in Off Topic

codeine

posted about 8 years ago
#42 Competitive Matchmaking Details Revealed in News

i personally think they should have multiple ranking levels, its an unpopular opinion but thats the soul reason i play csgo

posted about 8 years ago
#6 ozfortress Summer Cup 2016 in News
NoobyHouseIt's winter....

not on the other side of the planet, dumbass

posted about 8 years ago
#61 Recommend some rap/hip-hop for me please. in Music, Movies, TV

Asap ferg Action Bronson
Pusha T Czarface
Tribe Called Quest MF DOOM
Mos Def Future
Talib Kweli Lupe Fiasco
old school Kanye Flying Lotus (captain murphy)
Joey B4da$$ Notorious B,I.G
Capital Steez Pharrell Williams
Madlib Run the Jewels
Chief Keef Schoolboy Q
Mac Miller Underachievers
Travis scott Flatbush Zombies
Kendrick Lamar

posted about 8 years ago
#143 FAVORITE WORD in Off Topic

crinkle

posted about 8 years ago
#6 Cant move Crosshair. in Q/A Help
marqueeeis your sensitivity more than 0

yes lmao, i think i might of enabled the controller settings or something?, i think il just validate files for the 300th time

posted about 8 years ago
#1 Cant move Crosshair. in Q/A Help

in game i cant move my crosshair but i can shoot, i dont think its my input device, any help??

posted about 8 years ago
#87 What was the best fragmovie you ever watched? in Videos

dont know if its already been done but Cla's Pop Culture was pretty amazing when i first got into comp tf2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDwu4uNTZc4

posted about 8 years ago
#1 RIP Tr_walkway? in Q/A Help

i use to spend a decent amount of time on tr_walkway or tr_rocketshooting but for some reason when i create a server on those maps theres no bots or cfg, Anyone know why?, or how i can fix it if possible.

posted about 8 years ago
#121 mayweather v pacquiao in Off Topic

unanimou$$$$$$$ de$$$$i$$ion

posted about 9 years ago
#23 mayweather v pacquiao in Off Topic

with all this money thats going into this fight is making me question if its going to be genuine, otherwise : Pac man ftw

posted about 9 years ago
#1 OWL 13 Premier Division: Not Bad vs. Los Pollos Hermanos in Events

i missed the game any vods?

posted about 9 years ago
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