No hes getting -fragged because he sounds like a condescending asshole every time he posts

Ever since I was a young lad, my fascination with the sea was no mystery. I would stay up past my bedtime and sneak in the the public library. I couldn't go a day without looking at pictures of whales. One day I was caught sneaking into the library and the librarian caught me. She told me to explain myself, so I told her about my passion for the sea and specifically whales. Turns out the librarian used to be a sailor and loved the sea as much as I did. She offered to take me out the pacific one day and I accepted the invitation without hesitation. We set sail the next day, all I brought were my flip flops, a pair of stripped shorts, and a green shirt. I was ready for anything and everything the sea had in store for me.

We spent the first day at sea just talking about the sea and all the great creatures within. I learned that her favorite sea creature was the gr8 white shark. Part of this bothered me since some whales that I knew personally were victimized by sharks. I would not forget her about her love for sharks during the voyage. Eventually we got far out in the ocean where we could begin searching for whales. Did you know my favorite whale is the blue whale? The ocean was calm that day, something was about to happen anytime now. Nothing happened that day.

I started to lose hope. I really wanted to see a whale with my own eyes. Suddenly a fin poked out. I wondered what it was just as another two fins poked out of the water. They were gr8 whites. The librarian was so excited, meanwhile I was scared for my life. She told me not to worry because gr8 whites were friendly. I knew that was a lie. So I pushed the bitch into the water. Then she died. After the sharks went away a big whale jumped out of the water and destroyed my boat. It was a blue whale. It was the best day ever. Turns out the whale liked to play tf2 and he said congratulations to alec for making it to invite.

Never thought a wax man would make it to invite. Good job alec for breaking down those barriers!

holy shit

This snakewater map is giving me TBS

There will be a maximum of 4 maps in this bo5 because of mix^'s one map advantage, so I assume they'll just play all 4 with no repeats.

He's an ammomod king on soldier and a solid medic. Talks shit on forums but seems pretty cool in person.