dear buffalo bills,
I feel like I can call you buffalo because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to host you the superbowl. I know I can't run a 3-4 defense as well as you but I think you'd be impressed with my double a gap blitz. I love your logo, tyrod taylor runs fast. Do you have a good relationship with tom brady? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real touchdown!
- minnesota vikings