Have you played tf2 pugs high? cause I showed up to the nut city pug high, I was talking about being high.

Hey whats up haven't played TF2 comp in a while, but trying to make a team cause I don't got the connections and skills to get into a "good" team. This is a just a thought and this team may or may not happen, depending on the kind of players I can get.

Soldiers: MurkScribe/Knsume
Scouts: ????????
Demolitions man: ????????
Medic/ also plug : ????????????

edit: Yo I killed my team, so I ended up teaming with yarn legacy people composed of console, entropy, mak.

Hey it's me MurkScribe, just when I thought I was out they pulled me back in. I play soldier and drop 69 dpm on a rare blue moon.

Hello Merry Christmas to you all, I have a update/story to tell you all. A few months back, I made a post regarding this bakery girl at this grocery store I used to work at.
6/xx/19
I heard from a guy that some bakery girl at the grocery store I work, that she was caught by management giving oral and having penetrative sex in the break room. I spread the rumor to one girl, and the bakery girl confronted me about spreading the rumor.
"Hey be completely honest to me. Did you spread rumors about me?"
I responded, " Yeah I did, but to be fair I only spread the rumor, cause it makes the workplace more exciting and fun. "
The Bakery girl responded, " Yeah, but that's kind of ruining my reputation."
" Sorry......"
Would have been real nice if the rumor was true, cause then I would have gotten free toppy. If I asked ever so politely to the bakery girl.
THE END
The ironic thing about this all was I wasn't exactly "lying" to other people when I said she was doing naughty stuff that Santa would give her tons of coal for. She did in fact give lots of oral sex and engage in penetrative vaginal sex with other men in the break room and bathrooms. This women is what the younger generation of Americans would call a "thot". I am also of Korean descent and this lady we shall call Heather was very passionate about K-pop and the boy band BTS. She would actively go for Asian guys actually, cause she had this metaphorical yellow fever. Just telling this story cause I find this situation really funny. For me atleast! Cause I'm the kind of straight hetero normative man to engage in casual pre-marital casual sex with this cute girl. Though I can't get toppy from this girl anymore :(

Is this guy another perfection or something?

Hey just to let you know, shotaway. You could do things to make two faced people into one faced people. What I mean by that, is you want them to actively say to your face that your shit right? So give them a reason, to actively to your face. Hate you not only for your gameplay, but to actively hate you as a human being. Let those inner demons and hatred manifest inside of you to manipulate, and emotionally, spirtually hurt their core. My pastor told me in a one on conversation, and told me as a secret to keep only between him and I. Was that he feared incredibly dear for his life, because there was a deranged mentally sociopath that could have possibly finished him off, because they found guns and drugs through a welfare check cause this guy was clearly showing signs. Everyday for years, he had himself nearly to sleep every night. Only through through therapy and confiding his deepest darkest secrets to a therapist, was he able to quell this inner demon. Insert yourself as that individual in every member of this team in which every waking moment they only think of that demonic worst version of yourself. Put them to edge so that when they think about just ending it all, they have a nice bright horrifying image of you. I really hope this helps you btw. Best of luck to you.

Did you know that vagina taste like pennies? This has been cool fact 101.

35% heals

I prefer Popeyes, there chicken sandwich is fucking killer dude.

Who here watches hentai? Also I'm wondering if girls watch hentai as well. This question is for the purpose of gender studies and equality.

#freebyruan

I agree with this ban console concept.

Why is murkscribe such a fucking stud?

Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.

https://i.imgur.com/ft6Cy8c.jpg

when you go to mountains and don't shower for three days.