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hello everyone I am the VOID DESTROYER sometimes known as the Pickle King but only when im eating lol otherwise that's a dumb name

so what i wanna do is i want to help anyone win their FORFEIT MATCHES i asked lucrative but he's a fucking asshole and denied me of this honorable and romantic responsibility so i have come to the forum to air my grievances and offer my services to anyone that HAS A FORFEIT MATCH THAT NEEDS TO BE WON but is too preoccupied to do it SO I WILL HELP win the FORFEIT MATCH please i have money i need to spend it let me join the team AND LET ME CONQUER NOTHING

if anyone joins on the other team I WILL HOLD OUT UNTIL THE END TO CONVINCE THEM TO ABDICATE
if it doesn't work then it is not my responsibility so you will have to hire someone else to do your dirty work I am not a Killer just a VOID DESTROYER

thank u for ur time reading the post

also lucrative ur not an asshole sorry my emotions got to me i just wanna destroy voids i will seriously consider the offer if u rescind your skepticism but ONLY CONSIDER i will have to give you about 2 weeks to give you a formal response so please wait patiently thank u

my favorite map is the one with the beer bottles and the aliens

being paranoid about character assassination & being yelled at for making a mistake are two mutually exclusive concepts.
getting yelled at in the heat of the moment in a competitive setting isn't heinous.

it is most certainly a welcome service. with that said, i always enjoyed the cutthroat individuality of emergent "wild west" digital economies. even if it was less fair & most certainly less efficient, i could only enjoy online games that let me exploit local pricing differentials a la arbitrage and fundamental misrepresentations of valuation between secondary parties. bluntly speaking, education is sparse; those intelligent few that could capitalize on these deficits could readily acquire wealth. although (perceived) normalization of that knowledge disparity is integral to long-term success, the accessibility of automation inhibits social maturation and, inevitably, intellectual stimulation.

with all this said, hats off to you to reaching the endgoal & becoming an economic leader, geel. i can't even imagine how much fun you had with it. hopefully you keep seeking challenges and jump into other sectors whose holes haven't been poked yet.

yeah, just tried out your service with a markup and i still sold my stock pretty quickly. probably just going to liquidate all my keys through there. thanks again.

thanks guys. i may use marketplace if i don't get any offers within a reasonable amount of time, but i'd like to preserve the 10% commission fee if possible. sucks that the real world market seems to be tanking if you don't have a storefront.

hey guys, i know this isn't a trading forum but i've seen other community members do it here & i trust most of you all.
i'm pretty tight on cash and i needed to liquidate some of my virtual assets

i currently have: 164 keys
i'm taking: $1.9 usd each via paypal only

i hope that others can vouch for my trustworthiness; i used to trade a lot over summer breaks to make some money
here's my reputation thread cataloging my trade history: http://bazaar.tf/thread/5095

thanks guys for keeping tf2 alive. hope your passions are never snuffed.

crab

oyster casseroles would be cool

i found a thread

shit that was stuck in my clipboard how do i get it out of my clipboard i want to show you my picture

sorry guys i think i finally uploaded the picture my bad guys for making bad first post i made better second post heres the picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oob1xyh4xZ8

C:\Program Files (x86)\MyPictures\PhotoLens261\bin\save\3ec6y.jpg

any1 wanna nosplash