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#20 Your summer moments in Off Topic

I went to visit my dads brother in santa monica, and after seeing that i had an interest in motoring and motocycles, he shower me his suzuki gsxr 750. Anyway, after a good bit of riding around with him, it became dark, and even though I was relatively new to biking and had just gotten my liscence, he decided I should go out and take it for a spin, accompanied by his trusty pal Marco.

Marco and I were cruising around having a grand old time, perhaps a bit too fast, and when we stopped at a red light there was a police car behind us with the lights on and closing in.

Do you know the joke about the two hikers and the bear? And how the one hiker takes off all his gear and puts on his running shoes, and the other hiker says "its pointless you cant outrun a bear" and he replies, "i dont have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you"?
Well evidently Marco was the type to put on the shoes. He goosed it through the red light (roads were empty we were on the outskirts of Santa Monica and it was like 1AM at this point), and at this point, I was beginning to think of him as less of a trusty pal. He left me on a bike that wasn't registered to me or even someone with the same name, just after speeding. So I did the logical thing, and gunned it after him.

After a bit of very fast riding, another police car merged onto the boulevard behind us, and we accelerated even further, until the point that I realized my uncles low race gearing had affected the top speed of the bike somewhat, to the point where a police car could actually keep up. Marcos taller gearing left me way behind at that speed, but soon I saw him coming in the other direction, on the other side of the median in the middle of the boulevard. I never found out why, but I assumed then and still now that it was a roadblock of some sort. At this point no police were visible to me, and so I turned off of the boulevard into some shady side street, where I left the bike behind a van and started walking away, while stripping out of the bike suit and ditching it in some brush. I was still not far from the boulevard, and I could hear Marco going up and down it, I still dont know what happened to him because I came back home the next day and my uncle never told me. I stayed in hiding a few blocks away from where I dumped all my stuff, and I swear in that time I heard a helicopter near by and at this point I was so paranoid that I wasn't taking any chances. come almost daylight, I went and retrieved all the gear, and biked back home without a problem.

I never want to do anything like that ever again it was so unsafe for everyone and I became the type of motorcyclist I always loathed. It was very illegal and in all likelihood I would have been dead or fucked in that situation. Worst decision of my life to run but now I have a story to tell.

posted about 11 years ago
#20 i55 Demos in TF2 General Discussion

upload everything dog, can never have too many povs

posted about 11 years ago
#39 i55 Fragmovie in TF2 General Discussion

Do it in chronological order and even if you don't have anyone narrating, have like some sort of animation showing the brackets or something so you know what is going on.

posted about 11 years ago
#233 /r/tf2 posts that make you cringe in The Dumpster

what a moron

Every time I see an argument like that I just pray they are not fluent English speakers and have no idea what you or they are saying

posted about 11 years ago
#112 i55 UF – froyotech vs. nerdRage.tf2 in Matches

I went to my woman's house last night and lost my virginity

But then I woke up late and missed the game

Where are my priotities

posted about 11 years ago
#31 i55 Invite R4 – The Last Resort vs. froyotech in Matches

B4nny really is playing out of this world though

Everyone was losing their minds about lansky but b4nny so far had better stats

posted about 11 years ago
#17 i55 Invite R4 – The Last Resort vs. froyotech in Matches

im going to be the one to say it

alfa is playing great and whatever has happened to TLRs roster hasnt seemed to phase them in the slightest, and alfa is really being the offclass wildcard that that team needed, war has been putting out good damage

all that stuff about hys being critical to the team was just a ruise

im still sad to not see shadowburn there, but i do think that alfa is doing more for the team

posted about 11 years ago
#4 i55 Invite R4 – nerdRage.tf2 vs. Reason Gaming in Matches

i dont understand why reason if fucking up

individual performances are fine, i cant tell why they play poorly as a team right now

posted about 11 years ago
#77 Insomnia55 General Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

kaneco will have fun editing the frags for this

players just get better each year, who would have thought?

posted about 11 years ago
#73 Insomnia55 General Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

I WAS GOING TO WAIT UNTIL THE END TO COMMENT ON ANYTHING BUT DAMN A 1 HEALTH CAP

posted about 11 years ago
#60 Insomnia55 General Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

Sideshow maybe if you want to tie a Full Windsor or Pratt you should either consider having a shorter end, or get a longer tie.

looks great on camera though while casting

posted about 11 years ago
#52 Insomnia55 General Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

already the quality of production is evident

and looking sharp boys nice job

posted about 11 years ago
#13 i55 Invite R1 – nerdRage.tf2 vs. Ascent in Matches

GO ASCENT

GET SOME, BOYS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted about 11 years ago
#155 TF2 Legacy videos, round 2! in Videos

I would prefer to have these for people that don't create their own content, rando is my choice for a legacy vid, and I think it will be great to see one after i55

posted about 11 years ago
#35 Unlearning Movement in Q/A Help
Frost_BiteStill not as bad as tox.cfg.
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mouse1 +forward, mouse2 +back, z left, x right, space jump, c +attack. Doesn't put pressure on the mouse in an LG fight.

I would sacrifice my left testicle for 20% more lg accuracy

posted about 11 years ago
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