this looks like your video card is fucked up, either that or check your drivers, make sure everythings up to date

am I invited to this illuminati meeting

am I even apart of the illuminati no one tells me shit

LATE 2012 (on laptop)
Ok so my irl friends told me to get this game, so I immediately pubbed on trade servers and acheivement idle servers as a spy main who jacked off to stabbystabby and OMFGNinja, however me and my irl friends played jump maps alot to

2013

around 1500 hours in I start playing alot of lobbies, my very first lobby on granary as scout, I bee lined enemy teams medic and realized that I like killing people and not trading or achievement servers, then the competitive conquest started, I met some cool dudes by the name of Vinsu, Gold, bunny, and footp, and we together we ruled tf2lobby / tf2center, I also joined my very first highlander team with Vinsu, and played alot of Highlander for the remainder of the year

UGC HL S10 - Steel, my first season of ugc as demo with friends
UGC HL S11 - Silver, 2nd season of ugc as demo with friends

2014 (laptop gets fried,switched to intel pentium 4 afghani car battery computer)

UGC HL S12 - Gold as demo literally got approached by jk! mason and met nursey, we wouldve done worst than 4th but our sniper was hacking and only I knew about it LOL
UGC HL S13 - didnt want to play HL anymore because 6s looked much more difficult and I wanted a challenge

ESEA-O S16 / CEVO S4 - my first time ever playing open, got picked up by Original Gangster Kush alongside bunny, lauren was the team captain and I met her through tf2mix, she wanted to try me out, got on the team, me and bunny got cut 4 matches in because our soldiers were a heavy main and ammomod bot respectively yet no one wanted to try and improve

ESEA-O S17 - decided to take a season off, became an extreme tf2mix / pug.na demo and was only MGEing, watching demos, and pugging

2015 (built my very own computer)

ESEA-O S18 - Was about to play on an IM team but I wanted to backtrack and go back to open to relearn things, plus I got onto a team with bunny, kraka, blew, fearless, and blackymonster, however demo got nerfed and I was doing 170 dpm constantly and I got cut around 6-8 matches in because our soldiers decided to focus too much on me rather than themselves and the retards got 4th place in open

ESEA-IM S19- decided its time to stop fucking around and seriously start improving, I just wanted to get more than 15% heals so I made a team with bunny, dflame, xattuu, glider and blackdott, had alot of fun, alot of stress but we barely made playoffs and I just started to understand the flow of the game, we landed at last place playoffs at 8th place, great experience, taught me that you have to lose in order to win

ESEA-IM S20 - my team in S19 had disbanded, so I decided to go LFT and got picked up by tankman and ictus (dynamic duo) and the three of us tried to experiment, and we ultimately ended up fusing with 3 of the deceased pizzagon esports (puke), we started off as raytek-sen scouts, tankman botmode soldiers, and ictus medic (who bought me 144hz), our scrim results were godlike, we took maps off of harbleus S20 invite team, and although our roster would switch up almost every week, for playoffs we decided to massively upgrade, with highfive (former IM champ) and sen scout, botmode roamer, we got zilly on pocket, ictus med, and me to top it off, this is back when booties were godlike so everyone in the division was cultivated, we ended up winning the division extremely narrowly (like overtime to overtime with score 3-3) to pizzagon esports, probably the best IM grand finals in a while (check it out on EVL tvs utube)

2016

ESEA-I S21 - Avast had quit the luca goers (who had lost 3 players) and still being really good friends with nursey they picked me as demo and we got sponsored by EVL Gaming, we were: slemnish arekk scouts, aim/botmode soldiers, nursey med, and me demo. it was my very first season of invite and had very mixed results, we seeded regular season at 3rd place but duwatna (literally only duwatna) put a stop to that and we got 4th place, i was satisfied with the results I got for the first season of invite, however I wanted to improve even further

ESEA-I S22 - my team died unfortunately, we tried very hard to keep it alive, but couldn't, I was about to play invite scout until Shade (who was creating froyo black) told me duwatna couldn't play so he told me to essentially join them and I remember being the happiest fuckboi alive that night, we had lost clockwork and so I picked up my old teammate slemnish who was without a doubt the closest thing to cw. we were: shade medic, slemnish cyzer scouts, tagg blank soldiers (my nigga and ex slamberg teammate). on this team I dont think I ever played that well in any season of my career but unfortunately for playoffs in our second round I was in ATL and slemnish was also on vaca, so they had to use sigh and corsa to play against RONIN (sorry shade), we placed 3rd in invite

ESEA-I S23 - once again my team died, FROYO BLACK being no more, I was going to play for the reformed Luca Goers however on one mysterious night shade told me of a dead post-i58 froyo roster and he told me I was the last piece needed to complete the puzzle on demo, I contemplated my options for hours and I thought selfishly for once and joined froyotech as demoman. we went 15-1 in playoffs and lost to slamberg in grand finals, placing us second in the division overall, with EVL Gaming below us at 3rd

Most importantly : S21-S23: somewhere around this time period my mind became infected, I started to develop a badish ego and became extremely self aware of my actions, however could not control since i was only 17-18 (and pregnant). after S22 I started tilting like a motherfucker, and up until 2 weeks ago and I realized its not worth to get mad in video game (especially this video game), I apologize to all affected by my uranium outburst

thank you for reading

-An autobiography by Hasan "habib/hassassin" Syed.

TF2 teams that are opem / IM scrim from 9:30pm-11:30pm EST usually

corsa - fellatio

Shades medic povs from this season (he is top 3 medic in world): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFSqKfUAUZk&list=PL4umVTmh9X5s2ek977dfoYDNdDivnwdaP

Nursey's old POVs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17BxF_8dNmw&list=PL-OLPMPP4oZe8aqMuYzOUOHaK2pjMM6aN

Also beater put up a thread that allows you to download and watch STVs from almost every ESEA-Invite and ETF2L Prem seasons from the past: http://www.teamfortress.tv/20985/request-demos

^^^ you can download and watch the old medics even if they dont play tf2 anymore, you can easily catch on the things they do, pay attention to their positioning and the amount of distance they put between themselves and their heal targets and you will improve very quickly, it doesnt take alot of time to get good if you know how to

good luck

Gonna pull an all nighter tonight to study for two midterms tommrw

I left tf2 running for an entire day by accident LOL

but it seriously just comes down to work ethic and time management skills, there used to be a point where I was like really addicted to tf2 and like I wanted to play all the time, now its just like, I've lost half the drive and energy I used to have when I was like 13 years old, now Im 18, I have priorities and until TF2 can start paying bills then it is absolutely not worth jeopardizing your education and future for (especially if you have brown parents).

Also here's my secret formula: If you are trying to play TF2 or trying to get into comp (since you mentioned lobbies), You need to finish all your hwrk/study/whatever, and then when you are actually freed, you will play better because subconsciously you know you have nothing due. I used to hold myself back because i did a half ass job at keeping my concentration on a scrim or w/e because I was thinking about my hwk or due projects, but its really up to you man, you have the energy because you are a player trying to climb through the ranks, you have that drive, but you need to prioritize the more important things in your life, that is until TF2 explodes :B1:

Lord Dingo

i thought it was broking that was the virus

cozy tapes is fire

Lol I was the guy yelling

https://clips.twitch.tv/b4nny/CooperativeLionDendiFace

damn havent seen u in a while

since tf2mix actually, no like literally I played with this guy in tf2mix, good ole days