I had a revelation today while playing TF2 today and I honestly believe that you will all be amazed by this thought.
Ok, so I was thinking about legendary comedian Danny DeVito and I was also thinking about legendary TF2 comedian Robert Cheeto and I found it funny how their names had both been so close, like they were rhyming and such. This led to me believing such an unbelievable story about Cheeto and what his past truly was.
You see, you guys only think of Cheeto as Cheeto or Cyrus Guyrus 47, but I see Cheeto as Danny DeVito's long lost brother. This is how.
Cheeto and DeVito were both together at birth, but the DeVito household was unable to keep Cheeto due to his unlawful birth being by a secret affair by Julia DeVito (their mom). This led to Cheeto being abandoned at birth, but at this time his name wasn't Robert Cheeto. It was Robert DeVito. He was founded by a young Alex "SHOWSTOPPER" Idanjian and his family.
Years went by and Cheeto eventually left the Idanjian family after being helped out for a few years and being able to stabilize himself on his own. He then went and found himself a new family, the Cheeto family. He joined their clan and became one of their own, rising through the ranks of TF2 and becoming one of the best Demomen to ever grace the video game. After years of playing, Robert Cheeto felt happy, but he felt like he was missing someone. This someone was his great old friend Alex "SHOWSTOPPER" Idanjian, and he felt like it was time for a family reunion of some sort. The legends were back, and better than ever creating the new NA dominant Nutting 2 Lose, that then changed names for awhile, finally becoming Jamal E-Sports, one of the most hyped teams of the season, but is this Cheeto's true calling.
Does Robert Cheeto really see himself as a Cheeto? Does he even know he is a DeVito? I don't believe so, but I do believe that this thread can finally shine the light that Robert needed. The light that will bring him back to his DeVito past, bringing him closer with one of the greatest comedians to ever live. Creating a duo so powerful that they can destroy the world with one joke. Some may see this is a thing to be avoided, others to be witnessed. Personally, I want to witness the reunion too, but it may never happen.
Thank you for reading,
-Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford
PS: I would really want to know your feedback, do you believe this is truly what Cheeto's past was? Where do you think his future will lead him? Is this just stupid and do you want to debunk it? I want to know your thoughts Teamfortress.tv.
TL;DR just in-case you did not want to read: Robert Cheeto is Danny DeVito's long lost half-brother, who changed his name, changed his destiny, and became one of the best (and funniest) players in TF2.