Dear budsquad,
It is unfortunate that your team is sandbagging open and taking the title from rising stars that deserve a chance to be champions, but I believe there is still a way you can redeem yourselves in the hearts of the team fortress 2 community. Please donate all of your prize money towards tip of the hats. I'm pretty sure that's not very much money but you might as well make playing for the check charitable.
Sincerely, Captain "capnfapn" Fapping