(in pregame)

EDIT: Hello, I would like to play in the next season of esea but I don't get back home until January 3rd and registration ends on the 5th. Registration will most likely be extended so you should have enough time to try me out anyway.

Also, if I can't find a scout spot I'm willing to play roamer for a mid open team. If I get really desperate I'd be willing to backup for a high open or low IM team.
Past experience:
S12 - Classical Mixtape (last half of the season)
S13 - Friendship Quilting club
17 - Gangstas With Waifus

Availability: sunday-thursday (weekends work too unless I'm chasing after girls on tinder)

about me: My strengths are my movement, survivability, and off-classing. My gamesense is also pretty decent and I'm also amazing at farming cap points. One time I capped more points than ggglygy even though I was on the losing team. I'll admit that I'm not the most consistent player but I am working on it by playing lots of dm and mge and ive made huge improvements recently. My playstyle is pretty defensive but I am not afraid to press the W button and click on nerds. My goal for this season is to make playoffs and win a match.

Defy have you gone 50mph on a longboard before

I used to be really into it during my freshman year of high school. I was really into downhill and freeriding but it was also my main mode of transportation. Living in hawaii was great because you can skate all year around and there are tons of great hills to bomb. I'll never forget the few runs I took on haleakala, which is an inactive volcano with perfect hairpin turns that go on for idk... 10 miles maybe? Unfortunately I broke my skating and by the time I was all healed up and ready to skate again I moved to Washington and it was constantly raining. I broke my collarbone because of the rain so skating in the rain terrified me :/ I lost interest in the sport after but I am buying a humu from longboard larry when I get home today!!!!

http://instagram.com/p/r426ganN0W/?modal=true
http://instagram.com/p/qrfvC6HNxD/?modal=true

i've been working a lot on multi-finger tapping lately and hopefully I'll eventually put some of the parts ive been working on together into a song woohoo

Heres some of my beautiful songwriting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3U2xa3PFc

im really proud of this one.

i... miss you guys.

:/ I'm sorry i was bad about showing up v_v

1. If youre a dumbass on tftv a lot of people will 2nd guess picking you up.

2. Dont be the first guy to start completely fucking around in a pug. If the pug has basically turned into a shitfest sure whatever go pyro to mid. Just try not to be a pug ruiner because people will assume you behave the same way in scrims and matches.

3. Never mention beating someone in mge or topscoring in dm.

4. Post nice things in other peoples threads to pressure them into writing something nice about you.

5. List your strengths, weaknesses, and a little bit about your personal playstyle. Just dont write a nerd essay on yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

Thank you for clarifying.

watch the movie "happiness". its a really heartwarming movie about a family and their struggle. I know it sounds kinda cheesy but its really good. Go watch it with your parents the next time you see them and they'll probably think youre the biggest fucking sweetheart.

Weekend Nachos - http://weekendnachos.bandcamp.com/album/worthless
Masakari - http://masakari.bandcamp.com/album/sleep-rot
Church Whip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXLsQgNgHA
Webcam Teens - http://webcamteens.bandcamp.com/

Team is good

Nice 1 lol

Guys i have really funny one! hit him in the head with a shovel and while he is unconscious use a potato peeler to peel off just the top layer of skin. Then repeat those steps with his mother and throw both of them into a bath of vinegar, salt, and lemon juice. For bonus points you can pull out a gun and threaten to shoot them if they dont fuck each other with their swollen genitalia. Just make sure they won't die because death is nothing to laugh about at all.

xd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?