O boy you got me there.

Why would I want people to like my shitposting. That doesn't really make any sense.

Saber, one upping the story I wrote is like some sort of simile involving beating a baby.

Scholar, I think there are some cases where you should jump, like if you can jump over their heads to disorient them.

Le epik troll xd

I made this thread for a few reasons
1. I was bored and felt like screwing around on tf.tv
2. See if I could take the shitposting crown from saltysally (the most productive goal I have ever set for myself)
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.

I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.

While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.

I think we're talking about regular ground strafing silly.

anyway, i think that the reason why some scouts seem to strafe faster than others is because the faster strafing ones have more random movement. If your brain can easily catch on to the pattern the other scout is moving in they will seem slower. Since you probably wanna emulate their movement just try and focus on staying away from patterns. the trick to being hard to hit is to play like the WASD like the worst drummer ever. Change the tempo constantly and have no rhythm.

lolol meatshot xd

*retarted

>make thread
>not in invite so i get -frags
>buyased community rofl

your*

i will continue this story sentence by sentence with a new thread for each.

saltysally

if b4nny was in it would my story be better?

You see a beautiful woman. The hottest woman you have ever seen. She has an incredibly nice butt. The type of butt they write songs about. She walks by you, her ass slides on your hand. You say sorry but she just keeps on walking, completely ignoring what you did. You feel like you are invisible to this goddess of a woman. She walks into the bathroom. She starts doing her makeup then her butthole goes loose, watery poop gushes out, ruining her tight spandex shorts. She then takes off her shorts. She lays down, letting her body excrete all of the waste it can. There she laid, crying while pooping on the bathroom floor.