i fucking love tankman and if I ever see you posting shit about him again I will fuck your ass up in MGE like I'm fucking toilethumor.

8)

edit: oh and yes pyrokanetis is autistic as fuck holy shit when you hear him talk you can hear the minecraft blocks flying out of his mouth.

make me proud vee and snark make me proud! ;_____;

The mad boys may be missing the Mexican and the masturbator, pie_hero and capnfapn, from their starting roster, but they're still definitely a playoffs team.

-Guild Wars (my life in middle school. I wonder where some of my old guildmates are now.)
-Star Wars Battlefront 2 (first fps I ever got into at all)
-Pokemon Crystal
-Sonic Adventure 2 (addicted to the chao garden)
-Pajama Sam and Lego Racers were my favorite games when i was really little.
-Super Smash Bros Melee.
-Megaman Battle Network

I wouldn't say that all of these are my favorite games but they're definitely the ones that I hold closest to my heart. I'm fucking cute I know.

i support the overlord.

Not doing my homework. I would have pretty good grades if I just did my homework and I would still be able to play tf2.

played with kshot a couple seasons ago. hes good and has nerves of steel.

capnfapn seal of approval: 8===<3~

A couple years ago I had to take a class to get my hunting license and my mom took it too. Right in the middle of the final test my mom says "Oh my gosh! Myles, your adam's apple is getting so big!"

thanks mom.

i lov u shiki <333

I've lived in many very different places in my life. I've lived on a farm in Michigan, the island of maui, a suburb of Seattle, and I'm going to be moving across the country to the land of the old and the inbred, Florida. I can assure you that you will find idiots everywhere. They might not always be the same kind of idiots, but they will still be idiots.

nice username dude -_-

Some people might say my username is "dumb" and "masturbatory", but my alias really is quite deep. "capn" is short for captain, but it also sounds just like "cappin". You know, like you're capping a point in TF2. The captain part of it represents the necessity of leadership and the cappin part of it represents a team coming together to succeed.

the "fapn" part of my name may seem like its just about jacking off, but it means something more than that. Even though TF2 is a team based game, teams are made up of individuals. It is important to love yourself and to give yourself credit when you deserve it.

PAST ALIASES:
smoothline
slappysoup
amoeba carrot

DELETED ME ON STEAM BUT THATS OK I UNDERSTAND YEAH ITS COOL YEAH IM TOTALLY FINE
miss u </3

anyway hes got stronk DM, a good brain, and hes really good at sniping.

In 9th grade I went to a party and got really fucking drunk after drinking rum and blue gatorade. it tasted like shit. Anyway, I got drunk really fast. I don't remember what happened exactly but this is what I heard happened. I tried to fight a huge hawaiian guy, shit my pants, threw up on my (hawt) friend and blacked out. I woke up in my bed wearing nothing but soggy, moist boxers. My friends told me that I tried to rape a girl so I called her up and apologized but she told me she had no idea what I was talking about.

good one guys!

Team Reviews by capnfapn: Echelon Edition

I was a member of Team Echelon a very very long time ago and I have gotten to know almost everybody that has been on Echelon pretty well since I used to hang out in their mumble a lot.

Jaguar likes to run his team pretty seriously, not so serious that you absolutely have to be on 7 nights a week and scrim for 4 hours, but there is almost always a noticeable amount of tension when you play with him.

Purple can also be a little intense sometimes and the two personalities do add up. Purple can be a little too judgmental in the middle of scrims. He's never very mean about it or anything but it has irritated a few players. Jaguar and Purple have a mutualistic symbiotic relationship, so you can be sure that the two have them will never break apart in an e-drama tragedy.

I would not recommend joining this team if you like to joke around a lot in scrims or if you have a propensity towards troll-like behavior. I was banned from Jaguar's mumble and deleted from his friends list for some very mild "trolling".

That being said, they are pretty skilled players. Jaguar has pretty sick pipes and movement and purple has good DM. Cheris is a decent medic. Wiggles, one of their scouts, has pretty good DM and gamesense from what I remember. I haven't played with the other scout so I won't comment on him. I believe that they have the potential to do very well in open this season, especially with all of the teams that got moved up.

7.8/10