what i want to know is why did these apes waste $85 to die in a week
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mustardoverlordcookiejake is my invite sleeper cell
I need only recite the correct combination of words and the division will bow before me
good luck with that bud
first you're going to have to make it out of IM without getting cut...
Ond_kajableghfarechttps://eslgfx.net/media/lo/rulebook/ESLProLeagueRules.pdf
ESL Pro League Rulebook2.4.2.2 Alcohol or other psychoactive drugs
To play a match, be it online or offline, under the influence of alcohol or other psychoactive drugs, even if
not among the punishable substances, is strictly prohibited, and may lead to severe punishment. Moderate
consumption of alcohol outside the active tournament hours for a participant is permitted if not in conflict
with local/national law.
So technically you are not allowed to drink energy drinks/coffee before games?
watch out the e-police might come to your house and arrest you if you have a cup of coffee before your match
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RikachuLOOKS LIKE YOURE WRONG AGAIN
I ALSO GOT 2ND IN OPEN SEASON 13
BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
damn u guys are basically the 2nd place champions of the world
also holy fuck goldfish was the only player on this team lmao i think i'll have to give him credit for dropping 54 frags even tho his team lost
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=3700090
edit: granted theres no heal stats so he may or may not have taken 50% heals which would make it a wee bit less impressive
i just realized how much this team reeks of 2nd place
goldfish & boar got 2nd in open last season
catface screwb and krypt got 2nd in IM last season
rikachu got 2nd in the open tourney at esa rewind & got 2nd in IM a few seasons ago (Lose To Mister Wrench . . . VERY Sad . . . )
edit: rik did win im in s22 and boar won the esa open tourney... but without the help of farmadukegrylls and yours truly they would have stood no chance...
actually im p sure golf dish won im with cafe monster back in the day as well but that's negated by the fact that he got 2nd in open with mr slin around that time...
s21 im - 2nd
s22 open - 2nd
now the question is: will he be able to break the curse this season and dethrone the baniel or will evl finish 2nd again? only time will tell...
knuckI see saam has taken over the John Milter role of typing tf2 player names into the pastebin search and hoping someone didn't private their juicy chatlog
nobody can truly replace the pastebin bandit
when ur ape team schedules a scrim with bullet and gets baited to sitting in an empty DM server for an hour instead of pregaming
that was almost a major yikes...
Just get rami to pay your fees I'm sure he's already paying dingo a salary to play with those apes
Also I don't know how you could have made more of a clown of yourself... Ask for help paying I'm fees then offer to pay for an open roster and now you expect people to dish out 85 bucks for some shitter to play on a cheater team in invite?
Mr Bear Is Want Open STVs... E$EA Not Allow STV Downloads Either Apparently D:
didn't moy pay with an echeck? yikes...
I Fear The Donald Flame
end life immediately
I was having really bad congestion/runny nose/headaches for like two weeks before LAN but am feeling much better now.
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