A 98lb haggard looking mother with tears in her eyes watching her 6'2 300lb low functioning son screaming and hitting himself with his ducttape and foam replica of the boston basher she made him for his birthday. "Come on now Cap'n, do you want to watch something on your ipad or maybe eat some ice cream? Oh look b4nny is streaming, your favorite!" She says as she queues up a 2 year old stream VOD and opens the fake twitch chat app.

accidentally flashing my teammates and all the monitors next to me turning white reveals an entire warehouse of shirtless slavic teenage boys playing cs 1.6 at 28fps while like 4 of their girlfriends reluctantly stand in the corner and secretly wish for a second mongol horde to come take them to literally anywhere else

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monkeys paw wish where you become the best tf2 player ever but nobody wants to play with you

clockwork stealing b4nnys gf at lan
froyo vs tsu bets getting yanked
warhuryeah and uberchain
why mge was created

add a homeless encampment under the overpass

u need to start lifting

i wonder what percentage of 6s players have been playing 6s for over 10 years at this point. the drive to try to be the very best has probably come and gone for most of them.

this is like reading a 2013 reddit thread

When it comes to gen z and gen alpha converting to Christianity at such a high rate, my theory is that a bunch of annoying bible thumpers preached about the degradation of society if people stopped following Christ, and then over the last 30 years pretty much everything they predicted came true so now younger people are reconsidering. Also if you look at the entire history of the world, pretty much the nicest places to ever exist were societies that held Christian values. (modern japan is like the one exception lol)

lowballing hispanics on facebook marketplace

No Yumyum Rive or Hallu?

unironically playing irl team sports as a kid probably helps you a lot not only in 6s but just in most aspects of life. knowing how to work with others under stress and in a competitive environment pretty much only benefits you for your entire life. also sports keep you in shape and that improves your mental clarity, reaction time, stamina, etc.

i remember after 4 years of not really playing tf2 my friend group and i signed up for rgl and they placed us in Advanced. we scrimmed 1 Main team and lost 5-0 in like 20 minutes and then none of us wanted to pay money to play in Advanced so we didnt end up playing. i think my experience is not super common but honestly i dont think it would kill the game to let specific players sandbag a little bit. a few core players from the same team that were in a higher div previously could be forced to move up to the higher div but when its just a group of players that have never been on a team together before, one high Advanced player cant really carry a bunch of low Amateur players through Main or Advanced lol.

prime froyo disbanding mid match