I lagged hard at the same time the enemy team popped kritz and dropped me while I was trialing medic for this team a few years ago, the models got buggy for me, making one of the enemy players invisible and their soldier and medic's weapons still looked like they had kritz when in reality they were running medi-gun again. We were defending gullywash last now, with equal ubers and when I saw their medic and soldier peek through the window with "kritz" I panic popped. They got confused, my team got confused, knees weak arms are heavy, and when I realised wtf just happened I bailed the trial right on the spot out of embarassement.

an acoustic guitar, a rotary shaver, a sweater, 100€ and some ferrero rocher

would you play any other class if you had bad ping

am one of those ping scouts, switched routers, internet cables, made sure wifi, windows update or any other downloads in my PC were off, contacted ISP and the problem is not from there or the cables in the streets, reinstalled TF2, checked if it was my config, etc etc

it doesn't happen on any other game so my guess is that it's TF2 that's buggy

last time it snowed here was 9 years ago and if you count "5mm of snow" as "snowing" than it was 3 years ago

said the gayest person

I really hate idiots

I was once facestabbed by a spy who had his back on my face while he was trying to backstab another teammate of mine

this is what I think happened https://imgur.com/a/xPZ8B

when the 25th hits, be sure to rub an extra for Jesus

Always had comp tf2 in the back of my mind even before buying the game in 2008, but was too much of a pussy to try it out, my brother was in a portuguese CSS team and they transitioned to TF2 in 2013, they needed a 6th player so they picked me up, and then kicked me after a month for being bad lmao, I then went back to pubs. It took me 2 years before I finally decided to try again, ETF2L's Season 19 was right around the corner and a portuguese player saw me playing medic in a pub and he wanted me to play for his portuguese team, we went to div6 and won with a flawless season without loosing a single control point :)

https://imgur.com/a/Xzrv4

google translated "melon" in afrikaans (sorry, I was 14) and got Spanspek, friends couldn't pronounce it so they called me Span instead, changed it to how it is now because it looked better

https://www.dropbox.com/s/54jnq2rd762mk0k/
tick: 109000
team: Snakes

https://www.dropbox.com/s/skp23ydiox8jnov/
tick: 1800
team: Kraken Klan

people who disobey the maincaller for no reason so the teammates who did obey are baited which makes the entire team loose the round yet this bitch still has the nerve to say "see? this proves that our maincaller is shit! look at what his calls got us!"