Can I get a TL;DW?

Not necessarily best medics ever but a list of medics I like and reasons why

Raymon is indisputable at this point for being the carry med he is.
Nursey goes for some really stupid shit and actually manages to make it work in game
Raptor found every opportunity to take advantage of the ETF2L ruleset in s26 and did some things no other teams would even bother doing. His use of vaccinator at crucial times was as effective as it was annoying. Also his mechanics are second to none.
SyncING is simply an ultiduo legend. Lots of people will say he didn't really need to do much as he was playing with Timus anyways, but he knew his role and executed it to near perfection when he was. I am very happy to have had the chance to play with and against him.
Also almost nobody knows who he is but Joeysparkz blows my fucking mind whenever I play ultiduo against him. God movement, and arrows that never ever miss, at least against me.

Prize Pool & Signup Updates

Thanks to the divine generosity offered by Sefault, we now have a new addition to our ever increasing prize pool. A 3 month Melkor.tf DM server reserved slot awaits every player in not just the top 3 teams, but all players placing from 16th to 1st place!

On another note, signups close on Monday the 29th of May. If your team hasn't signed up yet, be sure to get to it before it's too late. There's still place for 50+ teams left!

The first time I tripped on acid I had this song stuck in my head for the entire trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1fixxc9Yg

The full album is inspired by acid so looking back it makes a lot of sense.

Understandable. Have a great day

Food broke

Hello, food?

Everytime I see people complain about the pyro update taking too long I feel a little sad for Valve. The same company that was scrutinized by its fanbase last year for releasing the most unfinished update ever after alleged years in development is now getting yelled at by the same fanbase for taking too long to release another update...

I'm okay with this :)

This. I never wanna swallow so many painkillers ever again.

I can't hit arrows as medic unless I've gotten at least 30 minutes of ammomod practice as soldier beforehand.

what the fuck

BIG Update

I'm very happy to confirm that all participants of this tournament will be receiving their very own Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta™ Medals, as well as a bronze, silver and gold medal for the teams placing 3rd, 2nd and 1st! Big shoutout to strno8 of ETF2L Fresh Meat Medal fame for helping me out with the designing and modelling of these medals! He's been a huge help and was very patient with me <3

On another note, signups will close on Monday 29th May. There's still room for 90+ more teams in the tournament, so spread the word! Don't forget to join the tournament discord after you've signed up.

TF2 Trading Card game when tho?