kapoww was adorable

In theory I could try to get NYU to incorporate PC games as part of its tournament, but that sounds like a lot of effort on my part. I'm not sure how open it is to suggestions.

I have never been more tempted to throw money into something, but I don't even have a job.
This is an amazing thing that you're doing, man.

shit, when'd he start using the normal voice
this video makes me like
i dunno, be sad that i'm chinese and will probably never be like this guy

how can you airshot somebody
who can't be airshot
it's impossible man
impossible

i don't think he has to try

i'm glad i didn't have much work so i could watch powah hack

tagg should bring his hats

ROMNEY_DOWN
FOUR MORE YEARS

on the subject of mice
is the g500 noticeably better than the g400
i've been considering getting a new mouse for a while, even though i'm on no video games mode atm

shiki is literally dabes
lub him <3

FUCK
IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT PHASE OK 90% QUIT FB

beautiful
i will have a place to spam shitty writings

And a small moan emanates from your lips after you orgasm into a picture of your mother's face:
"Just...like...Team Fortress 2..."

ok lemme one-up you for a moment

You see a beautiful woman, and your eyes immediately jump out of their sockets. She is literally one of those women who is photoshopped on Vogue Magazine covers, with the curves of a goddess and probably the mind of a prune, because honestly if you're doing modeling for money, something's totally gone wrong in your life somewhere. And that ass, those wonderful rounded cheeks that reminded you of your own while you shower, resembling two moons rising over the mountains of Mars, white and beautiful as only somebody making shit up as they go along could describe.
And she walks by you, and your hand suddenly turns into a magnet and her ass suddenly turns into a large slab of steel, immediately forcing your hand upon her butt, and then as if it were all a dream, your magnet suddenly turned into a hand and her steel slab suddenly turned back into a butt.

You cannot comprehend the strength of your grip upon this butt. It is magnificent. It is like that grip of capnfapn's upon his dick when he sits and cries upon his bed jerking off to Cortana nudez (BECAUSE SHE DIES APPARENTLY DUDES), not that I would know anything about that or am one to judge for weird shit. Anyway the point is he grips his dick with self-loathing and horniness. That is like the strength of the grip on that ass. You get it.

You apologize to her, yet she blows you off completely as if you are literally the air, which is a really bad simile to use since people can't live without air. A bug would be a much better simile to use here. You recognize your lowliness compared to her, and then you go home and cry on your bed and beat it to the memories of that glorious, paranormal ass from beyond the stars. And as you finish, one thing goes into your mind:

"Steel...slab..."

You then slap yourself repeatedly for being a lonely nerdvirgin who is posting purposefully bad fiction on a video game site. Also, the spaghetti you put in the microwave is cold.